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Xx-Lunar-Angel-xX

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:04 pm


Because they're made of marshmallow fluff!


Why does puppy breath smell yucky?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:02 pm


So you dont smell it.


Why do people ask stupid questions lol.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:08 pm


To give people like us something to post about xp


Why do cats always land on their feet??
PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:40 am


Because they have little magnets in their feet that they can turn on and off whenevery they want. So when turned on, their feet are attracted to the ground and no matter what - they will always flip right-side-up.



Why do mosquito bites swell up and itch?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:04 pm


They act much like dogs— they mark their territory.

How do you infect a doorknob?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:48 pm


you sneeze on it DUH!!!! xp


Why is it called "catching" a cold?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:28 pm


Because the germs run so fast.

Why is underground colder than above ground?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:52 pm


Becasue everyone talks too much hahah.


Why do we hiccup?

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Nokia Heartilly
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Generous Receiver

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:15 am


Because our souls are trying to escape.

Why do girrafes have long necks?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:23 am


so they can wear long dangly earings.


Why do girrafes have purple tongues?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:30 pm


it's just a piece of purple paper but since glue was on that paper when they tried to eat it, it got stuck to their tongue.



why is there time in this world?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:14 pm


Because saying the sun was too the right in the sky just wasnt cutting it.


Why do we have hair?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:26 pm


Because we would look funny with grass.

Why is snow cold?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:33 pm


because it hates everyone


Why do we have boogers?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:39 pm


because that is what the bogey monster is after

Why do we get dandruff?
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