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 Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:04 pm
Ashton Silver Do magical fruit have any unwanted side effects? Slight Pregnancy May Occur. If the problem persists please contact your physician.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:45 am
Oh no! My physician is out of town!
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Ashton Silver Vice Captain
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Ashton Silver Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:46 pm
Quickly! Someone throw a topic out to discuss. Something good, I will not accept a topic about tacos.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:53 pm
Toenails, what's with 'em?
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:58 pm
I don't understand nails at all... I mean... they just... grow out of your skin... it's bizarre... and why don't they ever stop growing? Even after you die! I mean... that's some freaky stuff right there... it's like magical alien... um... stuff... nails... things... ninja
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:08 pm
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Ace_Knight21 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:29 pm
Toenails:
Toenails are very important to the development of the human culture. How you may ask. What if I told you that if it weren't for toenails that we'd have been taken over by giant dread slugs from the planet SaturiniusX eons ago?
That's right, toenails are the saviours of the human race. But how do they protect us from the evil dread slugs? It's simple really. Toenails are made of a highly combustible material called "tnailis" that immediately makes any dread slugs explode on contact! Now that's showing what for.
Toenails become even more crucial after your death. If any dread slugs were to contact a person's toes that were unprotected, that person would become infected with what we in the industry like to call, "That crappy thing that brings people back to life and makes them evil and stuff". Anyone who becomes infected would then be able to walk upon the earth, and get resituated so that they can hock diet pills through an evil pyramid scheme created by the giant spider lord apppointed long ago by the evil dread slugs of SaturiniusX to control any of their minions on earth. Of coure, that would be a bad thing.
In conclusion, toenails are more than just hardened skin cells that grow from your toes; toenails are the reason that YOU ARE ALIVE!
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:21 pm
I just remembered something interesting. I have toenails.
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Ashton Silver Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:07 am
Ever notice that pretty much only us aw(e)some people hang out in the chit chat?... Everyone else must be too afraid of our aw(e)someness to enter and speak mad
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:00 pm
That is awfully strange. Maybe if we offer free karate classes or free pizza they would come and speak as well. Or we could put up a sign that says "We are not scary people"
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Ashton Silver Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:03 pm
Didn't we put a rule up about not ninja-ing around here?
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Ashton Silver Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:47 am
Ashton Silver Didn't we put a rule up about not ninja-ing around here? Haha, I don't remember that rule. xp
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:59 pm
....
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
*cough*...
This message was brought to you by the letter 'A'... and the number 'WTF'...
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:34 pm
mangacatgirl .... BOOM! HEADSHOT! *cough*... This message was brought to you by the letter 'A'... and the number 'WTF'... Funny story about that. I have a friend (happens to be Black and Italian) VERY LOUD. It was getting late and we were over at a friends house. We had been getting yelled at all night for being loud. Then the dad comes out and tells us to be quiet or we have to go to bed. We put in Halo, and my friend gets a shotgun and just owns like all three of us and pretty much screams. "BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT." It was funny.
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