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 Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:23 pm
Congratulations to our winners! 3nodding
10K: Broken_Nightmare_x
5K: AllDinosaursRawr, Bittch Bend Over
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ozakichan generated a random number between
1 and 111 ...
7!
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:46 am
I smoke cigarette without lighting it does it mean i am smoking it?
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:39 pm
nagarebosh1 Hi Hi everyone! xd
Ready to earn some more Gold and Prizes? whee
Here is another contest for you all to win some! Are you excited? I am wink
Well here it goes, The person who can make us smile the most will get the prize! 3nodding
Did I mention how? As you can see with Jokes of course! 3nodding The funniest Joker will get a huge amount of nothing! Kidding, Gold of course. lol <--- That was horrible sweatdrop
The Contest is forever on going, Picking a Winner Every 3 Days. cool
1 Winner: 10k
2 Runner-ups: 5k
Participants: 1k
Now, make us laugh biggrin
May the Odds ever be in Your favor (; Jeremy: My dad shaves three times a day. Joe: That's nothing. My dad shaves twenty-five times a day! Jeremy: That's ridiculous! Joe: No, it isn't. He's a barber.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:47 pm
nagarebosh1 Hi Hi everyone! xd
Ready to earn some more Gold and Prizes? whee
Here is another contest for you all to win some! Are you excited? I am wink
Well here it goes, The person who can make us smile the most will get the prize! 3nodding
Did I mention how? As you can see with Jokes of course! 3nodding The funniest Joker will get a huge amount of nothing! Kidding, Gold of course. lol <--- That was horrible sweatdrop
The Contest is forever on going, Picking a Winner Every 3 Days. cool
1 Winner: 10k
2 Runner-ups: 5k
Participants: 1k
Now, make us laugh biggrin
May the Odds ever be in Your favor (;
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:47 pm
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me ... biggrin
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:53 pm
The coach of the football team screamed:"I WANT MY QUARTER BACK"
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:02 pm
nagarebosh1 Hi Hi everyone! xd
Ready to earn some more Gold and Prizes? whee
Here is another contest for you all to win some! Are you excited? I am wink
Well here it goes, The person who can make us smile the most will get the prize! 3nodding
Did I mention how? As you can see with Jokes of course! 3nodding The funniest Joker will get a huge amount of nothing! Kidding, Gold of course. lol <--- That was horrible sweatdrop
The Contest is forever on going, Picking a Winner Every 3 Days. cool
1 Winner: 10k
2 Runner-ups: 5k
Participants: 1k
Now, make us laugh biggrin
May the Odds ever be in Your favor (; Beth: Why are you standing in front of the mirror with your eyes shut? Alice: I want to see what I look like when I'm asleep.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:27 pm
nagarebosh1 Hi Hi everyone! xd
Ready to earn some more Gold and Prizes? whee
Here is another contest for you all to win some! Are you excited? I am wink
Well here it goes, The person who can make us smile the most will get the prize! 3nodding
Did I mention how? As you can see with Jokes of course! 3nodding The funniest Joker will get a huge amount of nothing! Kidding, Gold of course. lol <--- That was horrible sweatdrop
The Contest is forever on going, Picking a Winner Every 3 Days. cool
1 Winner: 10k
2 Runner-ups: 5k
Participants: 1k
Now, make us laugh biggrin
May the Odds ever be in Your favor (; Heather: We have a car phone in our car. Andrea: That's nothing. We have a car pool!
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:46 pm
ummm... here are some yo mama jokes xp
yo mama so old she sat in front of Jesus in first grade eek
yo mama so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor biggrin
yo mama so fat when she died they couldn't lift her spirit to heaven
yo mama so ugly when she entered a ugly contest they said,"sorry no pros aloud"
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:52 pm
I would tell you a pizza joke, but I mean
its too cheesy xp xp
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:46 am
This joke is kinda long but.....
This is a joke on a boy named buttitches lol!
One day a newboy came to school. The teacher had asked the boy his name.He said buttitches.
Then the teacher said go to detention. The detention teaher said wats ur name he said buttitches.
So tht teacher said go to the principal.
The principal asked wats ur name.Buttitches she said go home
Wen he waz on his way home he got hit by a bus thn his mom came and said:O MY BUTT ITCHES"!!!! thn the bus driver said oh ill scratch it 4 u ^^
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:52 pm
what do u call a alligator in a vest?
a investigator!
what is red and black?
a sunburnt zebra!
why cant you play cards in the jungles?
because there is to much cheehtahs!
what country is always new?
new zealand!
what do you call a cow during a earthquake?
a milkshake!
why does a dog stay in a shadow?
bescause it doesnt want to be a hotdog!
what do u call a dog with no legs?
it dosent matter what you call him,he aint ganna fome!
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:23 am
i was ready to go to a house party with some freinds and ran out of gas and gas money cause i used the money for a hair trainer cause i had a bad hair day but i had to sell my car for gas money. so i walked to the party and my freind ask "why are you so sweaty?" and i said "i ran out of gas. so i sold my car." then she said "i no where i can get gas for free.". i yell "where! i can call my cousin so he can pick me up. if you tell me where this gas is. is it free?" then she says the crazyest thing "its better then free. you can make it easyly." i said how then she hands me a long thick tube and then she responed "stick one end in your butt and one n the car and let it lose."
.o.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:38 pm
Um I had a mix up at the store apparently when the lady said "strip down facing me" she meant my credit card
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:46 pm
I thought of this one myself:
Money unit:
Teacher: What is $20+$20?
Salesperson:That depends, it's either $39.95 or a forty dollar value for only two easy payments $19.99.
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