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This show has the best quotes! Every character says a line that's so funny or stands out our heads. Spike is one of those characters! I find myself quoting him...and even speaking English slang like him. I told my dad to "Sod off" just yesterday. xd But this quote always gives me goose bumps and makes me teary eyed. It's probably one of my favorite Spike quotes...

"But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night I save you."

Anya: Customers! Please, bring your money back.

Anya: Council? You're the Council? Welcome to our store. We're closed now. I'll be in the back.

Spike: Maybe that's your problem -- maybe you push them away. Or is it the other? Maybe you cling too much. Or maybe, your beauty's fading, the stress of slaying ageing you prematurely -- things not as high, not as firm.

Anya: Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins, 20 years old, born on the 4th of July, and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, Mister, 'cause there were. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say, when I was younger, and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Watcher: So, you spell it A-N-Y-A, then?

Watcher: I need to know a little bit more about the Slayer, and about the both of you -- your relationship, whatever you can tell me.
Tara: Our relationship?
Willow: We're friends.
Tara: Good friends.
Willow: Girlfriends, actually.
Tara: Yes, we're girlfriends.
Willow: We're in love. We're lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.
Watcher: I meant your relationship with the Slayer.
Tara: Um... just good friends

Spike: Don't make a lot of noise. Passions is coming on.
Joyce: Passions? Oh, do you think Timmy's really dead?
Spike: Oh, no, no. she can just sew him back together. He's a doll, for god's sake.

(refering to training with Wesley) You'll love it buffy it;s liek fun onluy not..
-Faith- oh ive said that so many times, like fun only not..

and ok this is LONG but good:

"Every dya you wake up its the same bloody question that haunts you: is today the day i die? It;s a warriors pain, a warrior's question, and you ask it every time the sun rises. And every day you manage to survive, you're only partly relived because you know- it's just a matter of time. Death it on you heals, baby-and, sooner or late, it;s going to catch you... And some part of you wants it. Not only to stop the fear and the uncertainty, but because your a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. you make it with your hands, day after day. Part of you is desperate to know... what's it like? Thats also a warrior's quetion. A warrior's curiosity... so you see, thats the secret. not the punch she didnt throw or the kick she didn;t land. she simply wanted it. every slayer has a death wish."
- Spike :fool for love"

Xander: you're looking at the new local distributor for Boost Bars,. the 'natural food bar that provides a nutritional energy boost for active, health-conscious people'. Want one?
Willow: Nah, thanks. Those things usually taste kinda tasteless. And they leave a bad aftertasteless taste.

OH NO! I have an english make-up exam! They give you credit for just speaking it right????
-Buffy

Xander: Excuse me. Who made you the boss of the group?
Anya: you did.
Tara: You said, 'Willow should be boss'.
Anya: and then you said, 'Lets vote', and it was unanimous.
Tara: You made her that little plaque that said, 'Boss of us' you put on the sparkles...
Xander: Valid points, all.

If you want to criticize my methods, fine. But yu can keep you snide remarks to yourself, and while your at it, stop criticizing my methods!
-Giles

I own that book too! I've read it 4 times. surprised

"I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm going to be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you've moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones."
-Buffy

"My philosophy is, 'Life is short. Seize the moment, because tomorrow, you might be dead.'"
-Buffy

3nodding heart

Andrew: *storms out of the kitchen in oven mits and an apron* WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?? THIS FUNNEL CAKE HAS BEEN KICKING MY a**!!!!!!!!!!!

omg i just LOVE that

mmm...buffy quotes.

xander: I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away.

Anya: Are they going to cut the body open?
Willow: Oh my God! Would you just... Stop talking? Just shut you mouth! Please!
Anya: What am I doing?
Willow: How can you act like that?
Anya: Am I supposed to be changeing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?
Xander: Guys --
Willow: The way yoy behave --
Anya: Nobody will tell me
Willow: Because it's not okay for you to be asking these things!
Anya: But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, ther's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in and not be dead anymore! it's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and, I was having fruit punch and I thought well Joyce will never have fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why!

~ the body (this one still makes me tear up. even just typing it here. But it's still my favourite)

Oz: Well I sorta test well, y'know. Which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs.
Willow: Well, Dont' you have an ambition?
Oz: Oh yeah. Yeah e-flat deminished ninth.
Willow: huh?
Oz: well, the e-flat it's...it's do able, but it's that diminished ninth you know...it's a man's chord. You could lose a finger.

You've got to love Andrew baking xd . One relating to him baking, I can't remember the rest of the line but:
Buffy: ... and the brains of our operation wears oven mitts xd