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If I didn't have such a low oppinion of the public I'd ask "who would want that?"

Crazies
*Looks for the vampire story from Jhonen Vasquez*

from up here...the...lights...burn...like a thousand miles of fire......flames.....death...*smiles*.....yay..

eek ... gonk ... crying

confused Perry: Stop wangling all over the Couch.

sweatdrop Viet and Lok: Stop doing weird things to Perry.

rolleyes Baby: I thought we agreed you could only keep a little brother if you cleaned it and cared for it and kept it off the Couch...

gonk Matt: For a**-TRIDENT'S SAKE stop raping Desi's little brother!

*pant pant pant*

...

*wanders off mumbling*

Constant supervision! They're like little children... they need constant supervision.

Rawr!! *offers Haru five bucks* I'll split him with ya'.

-Girlscoutcookie // foursouth.com

I would just like to state that vampires are scum.

The next vampire I see will have it's arms cut off at the elbows, it's legs cut off at the knees, those wounds sealed with fire and holy water so they don't grow back, and their fangs removed with pliers.

Then I shall dump it in an alleyway and let it try to live out the rest of it's wretched unlife.

And then maybe I'll grab a sandwich.
Mr. Goodcents has a fine selection of deli meats, and the bread is usually quite fresh.

It turns out that human food isn't so bad...
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