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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:28 pm


Vash blushed deeply. She wanted to accuse him of exaggerating, but, somehow, she knew it was the truth. He really did love her. She had no clue what he saw in her, but she loved him as well, and wasn't going to give him up for the world. "Merci, Roderich", she said softly, staring intensely at the surface of the table because she was too shy to stare at the handsome man before her.

((Switzerland's two national languages are German and French. I figured since I've used German before I'll used French now))

Matthew began to feel bad as Natalia spoke of Ivan's psychological problems. However, the moment she insulted Alfred his face lit up with anger. "My brother was keeping the peace!! He was smart enough to know that nuclear war would result in the end of humanity as we know it!! Your fat a** brother would have bombed the hell out of everyone, including you, and just smiled like the idiot he is!!"

"I don't think we have to worry about that", Elizaveta said, as they headed towards the front door. "They haven't left their bedroom at all today. I think they had a pretty pasionate night!" She laughed, and then sighed. "...I wish I had gotten some shots of them..."
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:44 pm


" you don't know your beauiful tho time time ,I've told you so " Roderich teased as he turned back to the concert. He watched and waited for the concert to finish. It had been going for about an hour. As it finished roderich got up out of his seat and moved over to vash .

Austria got down on one knee and took a gental hold of Switzerlands hand. Roderich looked up at her " Vash..."
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" your brother is the one with the weight problem not mine .Ni-san can't help he's bigger then you" Natalia told matthew angerly "It is as if you don't want us to get married at all!" She shouted at him " you and your family can have the marriage without me. Then you will be the fool groom without his bride marry your brother then."

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" don't bug them " Felix told her as he headed out the front door.

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Lithuania was cuddeld against russia very comfterbly and had no intention of moving.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:05 pm


Vash's gaze immediately snapped over to Roderich's face. She looked suprised, and confused. And she was still blushing.

"Natalia, don't be stupid!" Matthew yelled back. "People get in fights all the time!! It's not a reason to suddenly break off the wedding!!" And stop bringing Alfred into this!! He's got nothing to do with this!!"

"I wasn't going to", Elizaveta said with a pout. She walked alongside Felix, thinking about her conversation with Felix last night. When she spoke, it was a question. "Felix, do you have a lot of sex?" she asked curiously. She was always such a blunt, random person.

Ivan had been awake for awhile, but, not wanting to disturb Toris, he stayed in bed. He gazed up at the ceiling, deep in thought. He was thinking about his future with Toris. True, they couldn't have children together...Toris had already explained to him why. But maybe they could adopt? There weren't really any child nations to adopt, though... I could ask Natalia to give me her baby, and then she could just have another one!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:14 pm


Roderich pulled out the rid box from his back pocket " Sweet heart" He said feeling nervious as he opend the ring box and inside was a nicely set and simple daimoned ring with a white gold bando n it. " Will you marry me ? "
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" Then don't talk about my brother!" Natalia snapped back at matthew " We are already husbend and wife ,I will break wedding off if it is needed to be done ...Don't you call me ignorent. If ,I keep geting stressed by silly things ,I'm going to have miss carriage. I am going home to my country you finish the wedding plans without me we will see how good you do and one other thing ...some times you are not manly at all "
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" ...Why we talking about sex you can't buy it with out it being expensive weren't we taling about the mall" Felix pointed out

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:35 pm


Vash stared at him in shock. She didn't know what to say. Thoughts raced through her head at 100 mph in a confusing blur. This is too early/ we only just started dating/ he already bought the ring/ I love him/ what would this do to our governments/ I wonder if Krissy could be both the flower girl and the maid of honor/ there's no way this would work/ I would look awful in a wedding dress/ Roderich would look amazing/ what would the other nations say/ I'm not really the housewife type/ he has a better shot with Elizaveta... Swallowing, she felt the seconds stretch into eternity as he searched his face for the answer. He gazed back up at her lovingly, and her heart fluttered. At that moment she knew. Yes, they had only been together for a short while and yes, Vash hated making sudden decisions, and yes, she thought she would make a terrible wife, and Roderich deserved better, but... ...I want to marry this man... A small smile appeared on her face. "Okay," she whispered.

Matthew blushed deeply, hurt by her words about his manhood. "Well it's hard to be manly when you're married to someone who's barely feminine!" he argued, although not with nearly as much vigor as before. He knew he wasn't very manly, and it really hurt to hear that from his wife of all people. Grabbing a coat, he marched out of the house to go on a walk. He needed to cool off his head. He hadn't been this angry in a long time.

Elizaveta looked up at the sky as she thought. "Well, you said last night that you wanted to be in all of the photographs I took, and I was wondering if you have a lot of sex so I could take pictures of you," she explained simply, as though there were nothing weird about it at all.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:06 am


Toris himself wounderd about alternatives forms of conception but there was only one end possiblitiy a woman had to carry the baby. Slowly Toris opend his eyes with a sigh still drowsy. He turned towards Ivan" ....We could use fertility treatments on a woman. If you would want a baby that had same gentics as you. We would have to use Kataysha or Natalia to carry the baby till its born....." Tory pointed out shifting uneasy. " ...We would use my sperm can't use yours otherwise it would be insest to have a baby with your sister.." He suggested knowing there were some abslout cannots in doing so.

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Natalia watched Matthew leave she sat on the couch and looked at Kuma " He will be back ...they always come back ...I am a woman one of the prettiest to. When he talks rediculious it is only because he is angery.....I want to destroy somthing " Belarus thought as her eyes moved over to the trophie and medal canada had recived for the olympic hocky game " That will do ...but , I cannot do that to him " She said befor getting up and heading to the bathroom to take a shower.
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" Well yeah ,I have alot sex " Felix said as if she were asking a stupid question "But how are you going to take pictures. I mean you gotta live in the moment. Taking pictures would be hard "

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Austria was releaved he thought for sure that switzerland was going to shoot him down. She was in a much better state economicly and militairly then he was. He was hoping and praying she would say yes the entire time. " Then you've made you've made me the most happiest man on earth " Roderich told vash taking the ring out of the box and sliding it on her left hand ring finger. He got up from the ground and kissed her deeply.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:47 pm


Ivan considered the idea. It was odd, but it made some sense. Then again, he wasn't sure he liked the idea that one of his sister's would have a bond with Toris that he'd never really have. He shook his head. "No, that won't work. Ivan wants to be part of the process too." That's when he thought of something. Sitting up, he smiled. "Tory! What if England were to make you woman, and Russia-san would fertilize your soil? Then we could have baby together!!"

Matthew tromped through the forest, his hands shoved in his pockets. He was scowling, something he usually only did after he gotten beaten up when someone mistook him for his brother. Why does Natalia have to be so stubborn? She's always looking for an excuse to beat someone up. At first I thought it was kind of cute, but now it's just stupid. He sighed, glancing up at the sky. It was beginning to cloud over, and thunder in the distance warned of a coming storm. Maybe they were right: Alfred, Arthur, Francis...maybe I shouldn't have fallen in love with someone on the other side of the world. Our values are completely different...and it's so hard to understand her...

Elizaveta looked confused. "What do you mean?" she asked, not understanding. "Anyway, who do you usually sleep with? Toris? Oh wait, no, you probably wouldn't want to risk it now that he's going out with Ivan. Is it one of the Nordics? Or one of the other Baltics? All of them?" She smiled, suddenly looking excited. "Ohmygod, my first time filming an orgy!! I'm going to get so many hits on YouTube!!!!"

Vash's stomach tightened in excitement, as she kissed him back; falling deep into Roderich's passionate spell.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:51 pm


Lithuania wasen't sure how he felt about carrying a baby around or going through what women went through. " Russia-san ....I think that would be asking alot from me ...Poland would make me dress up every day then and ..I'm going to lose my vital rigions on the outside and gain like two exstra up here " Toris told Ivan as he put his hands to his chest " ....We could go see if it is even possible. But ...With everyone staying in the house with me ,I don't know if , I would beable to take care of everyone adn be pregenet on top of that. Everyones asking to much of me ...but you really want a baby ..I don't know what ,I can do ..I'm sorry. "
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Natalia showerd ...NO threats...No knives ....no self defence would he have me naked befor everyone to take advantage of she thougth griping the bar of soup be for washing her arms. Matthew does not have to threaten anyone ...He wants me to stop ..His family will be my family my children will be his children Natalia thought puting the soap down. She woundred if she would be able to let go of knives and just be ....a wife. somthing about relieing to much on someone . He has agiven me food , shelter , clothing ,and love. I am married to him. It is disrespectful to go against his family and be rude to him Belarus thought as she shampooed her hair and rinsed it out. It felt like it was time to let go of some of her old ways. She moved out of the bathroom forgeting her towel and moved right to the phone. She called up Francis and as soon as he picked up she started talking " France Ni-san please forgive me from being rude. It has been a very busy last few months for the both of us. I have been to harsh take all the time you need to plan the wedding. Matthew and I would like it to be perfect. Your life isen't in danger ,I could never harm such a loving brother as yourself. Again please forgive me for being rash , I will not sever your member or do anyting bloody like " Natalia told francis into the phone " I Love you NI-san please don't be mad with me " She started to feel her self cry now " Matt is mad at me for being more masculin demanded then him and my brother Ivan got angery that he coulden't have babies because he is a man and ....I-I don't want everyone to hate me all in the same day " Natalia weeped on the phone line upset.
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" Whats an orgy?" Felix asked woundering if he could make Elizavetas dream come true to help her rating on youtube.
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Roderich pulled away from the kiss and just held vash close " ...I don't want the night to end just yet ..should we go for a walk?"

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:37 pm


Ivan's face fell with disappointment. "But Tory was so pretty before as a woman! Russia-san probably wouldn't make a pretty woman..." Ivan thought about it for a moment, visually squirming as he tried to picture himself with a bow on his head. "Ivan would be willing to try...but he's not sure if Tory would still love him..."

Francis froze for a moment as he listened to the crying nation. Then his brotherly instincts kicked in. "Non non non, ma cherie, I do not hate you at all. Hush, ma petite soeur, and tell ni-san what this is all about. What happened between you and Mattheiu?"

Elizaveta was suprised by the question. "You've never had an orgy? I've been to loads of orgies! Well, I've never participated...just filmed them..." Clearing her throat, she played with her hair. "An orgy is a giant sex party. Maybe we could get Toris to host one..."

Vash nodded, not wanting to leave Roderich just yet. "Could you play the piano when we get back?" she asked hopefully.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:30 pm


" I will love you no matter what even if you were a snow man, I would love you. We would move to the north poll and live there so you woulden't melt thats how much ,I love you " Toris told Ivan woundering himself how the larger nation would be as a woman.

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" I am an embarresment to my husbend and I fear he will not want me around anymore. The knives ...He wants me to ask politely without knives.I am not the lady he wants me to be" Natalia said starting to pace back and forth." Then ,I called america an idoit then matthew called my brother phycotic ...a-nd he finds me impossible..I do not like impossible it means never happen. He does not understand me ....I am speaking nothing he gets if my english does not improve he will leave me "

England perked up hearing Belarus on the phone " Now's your chance france get her to leave him " He said wanting canada with some one loving as seychelles. " I would rather see cuba marry canada then belarus
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" ...The you were wall flowers ...you just watches as the beast with mulipulbacks just did it right infront of you?" Poland was confused " You need to have more sex , I don't get why you haven't had lots of sex ...Want to have sex on this couch ?" Felix said pointing to toris sofa " Toris won't do it unless he's drunk and even then he can be a shy drunk ...want to have sex now ?"
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" Yes vash ,I'll play the piano all night long if you want " Roderich replied with a smile " but the one instrument ,I want to play is the instrument of love. I think, I"m out of pratice but the way I play at your heart and you and mind ,I believe we can make a song that would last through the ages ."

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:03 pm


Ivan looked hopeful. "So Russia-san could become a woman and carry Liet-kun's baby?" he asked with a smile.

Francis shot Arthur a dark look, and shook his head. True, Natalia was scary, and wasn't Francis's first pick for a partner for Canada, but she had her heart in the right place, and Francis wasn't going to ruin her marriage with Matthew. "If you want, Arthur and I can help you with your English", he offered gently. "Otherwise I would just wait for Mattheiu to cool down. He does not stay angry long, and he will surely go back to you to ask for forgiveness once he is calm."

Elizaveta blushed deeply. "Oh no no no, I couldn't!!" she said, embarassed. "It's not proper for a young woman to have random sex." (says the yaoi fangirl) "But it's okay if they are men, because men have less morals than women do".

Vash's cheeks turned bright pink as she looked shyly at Roderich. "You always make things sound so fancy..." she said weakly, unable to come up with a better response. Burying her face against his chest, she stayed there a moment before murmuring. "...You'll have to teach me..."
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:15 pm


"Its up to you Ivan, I don't want you to do anything if you don't want to do it .But ,I'll love you no matter what your choice is. You do know what will happen when you have the baby don't you?" Toris asked befor resting his hand on Ivans stomach "Your going to become very round when the baby grows you won't beable to do things like you use to when the baby is inside "
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" I will do both " Natalia said trying to calm herself " I will wait till matthew comes home calm again and tell him ,I am sorry " She told francis wanting to make things right with her and matthew frist.

" Don't suck me into this "Arthur hissed as francis brought him into it .
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" Well ,I have morals to " Felix said saddend that elizaveta would think poorly of the male gender" I want to do it with you only you "
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" Just because ,I like to watch your cheeks glow when ,I tell you them " Roderich teased kissing her cheek " I can't teach you how to woo myself only you can do that "

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:29 pm


((What time were you thinking of going to Borders tomorrow?))

"Like what?" Ivan asked, not liking being told what he could or couldn't do.

Francis stuck his tongue out at Arthur before continuing. "Alright. Well, I need to get back to working on your cake. Call me if you need any more help."

Elizaveta looked at him, her cheeks lighting up instantly. "R-Really?" she asked softly, blushing deeply.

Vash nodded weakly, cuddling against Roderich. She closed her eyes, listening to his heart beat. "...Austria...do you remember when we first met? You told me I was pretty, and I kicked you in the shins..." She smirked, finding the memory funny.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:42 pm


" You Should Not Smoke or be Around People Who Do,You Should Not Drink Alcohol not even voldka, or take any medication or drugs of any kind " Toris told Ivan right away wanting to know if he could do it " ....If you can't do those things then ,I'll probably have to have the baby. "
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" good bye" Natalia said befor hanging up the phone. She took a seat on the bed now remembering that she was naked and dry now that she had drip dried pacing. Natalia layed down on the bed pulling the comferter over her. She currled up in the fetal postion woundering why babies were so comfterble in the postion. She waited for Matthew to come home.
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" Yeah ...I don't want to have an orgy unless your in it " Poland said willing to try it but not sure . " I've never had one and won't unless your having it with me"
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" Yeah ...you made me cry "Roderch said as he recalled the encounter. " I diden't know why you kicked me now ,I know why. You woulden't even play in the lake with me in the summer "

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:52 pm


Ivan's face darkened the moment he was told he couldn't have vodka. "Why can Russia-san not have vodka?" he asked, a dark aura suddenly appearing around him. He grinned wickedly. "Why would Liet-kun try to take away Russia-san's joy?"

Matthew came in ten minutes later, taking off his jacket and his shoes. He had done some thinking, and had managed to calm down. Sighing, he went into the kitchen to make himself a mug of hot chocolate. He didn't see Natalia anywhere, but he wasn't really concerned. If she had decided to go home, maybe time apart would do them good. He went upstairs to take a shower. As he entered his room, he took his shirt off, and then opened the closet, looking for some clean clothes to change into.

Elizaveta didn't know how to take the comment. It was an odd way to confess one's love for someone, but it still seemed kind of sweet that Felix only wanted to sleep with her. She smiled sheepishly. "Maybe we should start off slower...friends?" She gave him a kiss on the cheek.

Vash cringed slightly. "I don't like water", she admitted. "I'm a landlocked nation, and I've never learned how to swim. Even if I had been willing to risk exposing my gender, I still never would have gone near the lake."
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