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 Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:17 pm
*rips out Peter O'Toole's eyes and gives them to Duckie* Here ya go. Wish granted.
I wish I could get away with that crime.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:16 pm
()()
( . .)
C('')('')
wish granted, but your conscious drives you into insanity.
i wish i could go to sleep
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:56 am
Wish granted, but you don't wake up till your 93rd birthday. I wish I was an action hero like in the movies.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:36 pm
Wish granted, but you end up permanently exhausted.
I wish the color red was outlawed.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:27 pm
Wish granted, but you develop an insane love for the color and are always in trouble with the law.
I wish my head didn't hurt.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:19 am
()()
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C('')('')
wish granted. they cut it off instead.
i wish people would stop being dumb
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:58 am
wish granted, but they become so smart their brains explode and you get covered in gray matter, now no one wants to go near you
ewwww
I wish for another 200 posts on this forum
yay mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:54 pm
Wish granted we get exactly another 200 posts and then everybody leaves to join the "Orange-volution" guild.
I wish I had a flat black 70's era Dodge Charger.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:53 pm
Wish granted. Too bad it is missing its engine and wheels.
I wish everyone was innocent.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:18 pm
wish granted, but all the police in the world are out of a job and there's a lot of creepy homeless people now.
i wish i could have some ice cream. blaugh
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:04 pm
Wish granted *gives you some ice cream*
ke ke ke I peed in it
I wish I had a cookie
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:53 pm
BIueboy Wish granted *gives you some ice cream* ke ke ke I peed in itI wish I had a cookie Wish granted. Gaia sticks tracking cookies on your computer. I wish my phone bill to be paid.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:25 am
granted, but the phone company finds it odd that your bill was so misteriously paid that they start a deep investigation that later caughts the attention of the FBI, which begin to use satellites to monitor your home causing the attention of the CIA to turn toward you, causing your entire life to get bugged, which in turn draws the attention of International spies which begin to become your friends in order to get closer to you and your misterious secret, but by doing so russian, chinese and mexican satellites are now pointing at you trying to figure out why everyone is looking at you and since so many satellites are pointing at you a race of intergalactic travelers notice you and start pointing their own strange surveillance devices at you. So now the wholle universe is looking at you because for some misterious reason your phone bills pay themselves... what is wrong with you and how did you do that!!!
i wish I did not lose control that easily.
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:02 pm
wish granted you are now a robot and not the cool kind
I wish I could meet a smart girl crying
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:48 pm
Wish granted, you meet a smart girl whom you think you could love, but she's easily distracted and doesn't talk to you for weeks on end.
I wish I knew the future.
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