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 Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:25 pm
I would hate to have shino as a dad because, of the bugs...*shivers*
Shino- WOW good job you got a A+ on your report card, give daddy a hug!!
Me-*stands still and watches bugs crawl into his sleeve* I'd rather fail a class than hug you*walks away...
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:32 pm
Me: OHAY dad! I'm going out to McDonalds with some friends
Hidan: Did you thank god for the food you are getting?
Me: No, dad, people cook food not god
Hidan: GOD WILL SMITE YOU FOR SAYING SUCH A TERRIBLE THING
Me: He didn't kill moses
Hidan: YOU'RE MY NEXT SACRIFICE !!!11@@!21!!1
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:17 pm
i'd want gaara as a dad cause he'd beat up the evil kids at the school
me: *comes home with bruises* hey dad
gaara: what's going on?
me: some kids at school beat me up
gaara: let me bring you to school tomorrow
me: okay
next day
me: *on the ground getting beat up* ow!!
gaara: sand coffin!! *kills the evil kids*
also jiraiya would be coo
jiraiya: *sneaking out window*
me: stop right there!
jiraiya: i was just going to get some milk
me: don't lie to me. take me spying with you or i'll tell mom (muahhahaa)
jiraiya: okay
me: yay!!!
i'd hate to have sasuke, cause he's too emo
i'd hate to have itachi as a dad, cause then sasuke would still be related to me.
i'd say sakura as a mom, so that would be gaara and sakura.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:15 pm
definitely not sasuke cause hell be all "i dont have time for you little son for i must destroy your grandfather!MUHAHAHAHAHA" and hell also have all of his hebi friends over and the hebi lady would try to kill my mom cause she has a crush on sasuke
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:38 pm
stop making up gross stuff about orochimaru-sama. he's cool and he's not gross like that.
naruto would be bad since all you would have to eat is ramen and gai would just be plain scary and you would have to wear spandex and the same with lee
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:07 pm
I'd hate to have Lee, Jiraya, Orochimaru, or Itachi as my dads.
My dads naturally emo just not as bad as people say Sasuke is so I'm not sure.
Naruto... that would be entertaining actually lol.
Mom wise? Um... Hinata.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:08 pm
Funka-Monkey definitely not sasuke cause hell be all "i dont have time for you little son for i must destroy your grandfather!MUHAHAHAHAHA" and hell also have all of his hebi friends over and the hebi lady would try to kill my mom cause she has a crush on sasuke Technically if Sasuke were your dad, Itachi would be your uncle not your grandfather. ( sweatdrop Just pointing it out please take no offense)
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:03 am
id hate shino lee and gai and sasuke
me: eww bugs i hate bugs pulls out bug spray
shino: ahhh!!!!!!!!!! not bug spray
me:sprays shino
shino:nooooooooo im melting!!!!!!!!!!!
gai:son go put on this cool outfit and do 100000push ups
me:wtf im not wearing that s**t and year right 100000 push ups im going to go live with kakashi
gai:curse you kakashi why must you be so cool that even my own son likes you more than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
same with lee lol
sasuke too emo and upsessed with killing my uncle lol
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:09 am
if i had jiriaya than id be pervy like him and we would go and peek at ppl
lol if shikamaru he'd be really lazy and id be really lazy
shika:son go get me the remote
me:dad go get me the remote
shika:im your dad go get me the remote
me:no you get me the remote
shika:get it or your grounded
me:your to lazy to ground me
shika:damn your right honey! come and get the remote
temari:go and get it yourself you lazy bum
lol and temari would probably be the mom
me:sitting on the sofa watching tv and eating chips
chouji: jumps on to sofa and steals chips
me:umm i ate them all
chouji:what you ate the last chip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare you i always eat the last chip
chouji turns giant and flattens me lol
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:18 am
Neji...because he would make me laps into depression....
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:38 am
xEmoChildx Neji...because he would make me laps into depression.... As far as depressing goes, Neji isn't the WORST you could do.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:37 pm
i would hate to have lee as a parent... for one reason, hair
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:24 pm
It would suck han saskue as a dad because hes all emo and stuff. He'd be wrighting in his journal all the time and like the world sucks. Naruto wouldnt be bad. Maybe a liitle active but not bad.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:28 am
mostly shino, because i can't handle all the bugs! ewwwwwww xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:48 am
I would be afriad to have Rock lee as a parent. How embarressing would it be to have him talking about "the spring time of youth" redface in front of friends. Yuck gonk
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