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 Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:44 pm
A prostitute who works at the nearest street corner to where you live.
What is Burger King's expertise?
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:50 pm
squirrels.
What do you call the people that go on stage and tell jokes for a living?
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:35 pm
A butcher.
Why is Nips suddenly resorting to "squirrels" as an answer for everything?
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 8:33 am
Space monkeys demand squirrels for answers.
What are the organs you hear out of?
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 12:24 pm
Lungs.
What kind of punctuation are you supposed to write at the end of a question?
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:00 pm
p***s.
What is a question?
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:25 pm
A type of bacteria.
What organelle in a blood cell produces ATP?
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:03 am
Space Monkeys.
What was the name of the first man on the moon?
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:00 am
Simon Cowell.
What is the current popular TV show concerning people with superpowers?
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 8:12 am
Americas Next Top Model.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a monkey?
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:27 pm
A goat.
Complete the phrase: "100% Pure Orange Juice: Not from _"
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:33 pm
constipated armadillos with furry feet.
Why do cats chase birds?
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 2:43 pm
Because birds have the aztec gold.
Which actor starred in the Pirates of the Caribbean films?
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 9:00 am
Chuck Norris
What is the newest Terminator film called?
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 1:17 pm
Terminator: In the Nude.
If your main work was to cut up and sell different kinds of meat, what would your job title be?
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