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EEFG was walking down the lane when she saw an apple fall out of a tree. She threw out her hand and shouted, "Stop!" To her surprise, the apple floated back up into the tree and stayed there. A police officer saw the whole thing and promptly arrested her for breaking the laws of Physics. She was tried and sentenced to death by a jury. For her crime, she was tied to a metal chair and pushed off a cliff to prove that the Laws of Physics must be obeyed. She crashed onto the rocks below and rolled into the sea where she drowned at the bottom.

((Ow. Juvenile Hall sounds dangerous where you live [that's what we call it]. There aren't any stabbings at ours. Too many police there.))

EEFG was strolling through the park on a leisurely sunny day. Suddenly, she paused as she stared at something round and flat in the air. "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then, it hits her.
She falls to the ground in a daze and is run over by a large group of overweight bicyclists.

There once was a rich old cat lady. Every day at noon, the old lady would go to the top story window of her mansion and throw money out the window. People would flock to her home in hopes of catching some of this money. EEFG decided to give it a try. So, she arrived at the little old lady's house a few moments before noon and waited outside. The lady appeared in her window. Like always. She had a basket with her. Like always. She opened the basket and began to throw down its contents but instead of money she was throwing cats! A large tabby landed on EEFG's head. Except for a few scratches, she might have been fine if it weren't for the fact that she was allergic to cats! Her lungs closed and she collapsed. The crowd, fleeing from the cats, trampled her. Their heavy footsteps on her chest acted as a strange form of CPR and she was able to breathe again. But now all her bones were broken and she could move. the fat tabby that had landed on her walked over to her and lay down on her head suffocating her to death through her allergies and inability to knock him away.

((wow; i don't think my parents would spaz that much; my mom's a nurse))

EEFG was at Six Flags when Daffy Duck came out skating on rollerblades. It was sadly obvious that he had never skated before and he was falling and stumbling everywhere. Feeling sorry for the duck who never seemed to be able to catch a break, EEFG went over to help steady him. However, he wiggled and wobbled and knocked her over! She toppled over a barricade and rolled uncontrollable in the waterway of the SplashDown, the log ride. Luckily, the water wasn't absurdly deep and she was able to stand with the water right at her shoulders. Sadly, the log, boarded with a heavy family of four, could not stop the log's descent from the top of the hill and the momentum, plus their combined weight, slammed into the unfortunate fangirl.
The mess it caused was really annoying to clean up.

((lol Maybe; sadly I think that could happen to me; I can be such a klutz sometimes; but I'm not going to quit! XD I'm going to keep killing you until you stay dead!))

EEFG was sitting on a bench. It was cold outside since Christmas was only a few days away. A little kid comes walking by eating a candy cane. He had made the end nice and pointy. Suddenly, he tripped and the candy stabbed into the back of his throat painfully. EEFG ran over to help him but, as soon as she reached him, the kid pulled off his mask to reveal that he wa actually a giant cockroach that lured unsuspecting people close to him by pretending to be in trouble. He ate EEFG and then picked up his candy cane before strolling away with a full stomach.

EEFG was reading a book by her window when suddenly a cat jumped into her lap. She looked down at the cat as the kitty began to mew for attention. She set aside her book and began to pet him. He abruptly jumped off her lap and ran off. She watched him leave with amusement. Shaking her head, she picked up her book and was sniped in the head by a guy who didn't like people who owned cats. Police reports say that he is still at large.

(( gonk Hitsugaya!!! heart ))

EEFG made Lovely_Sparkled cry by misspelling the name of Hitsugaya. So, Hitsugaya cut off EEFG's head. Take that. XP

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Rukia was annoyed at EEFG for messing with a member of the Soul Society so she sent Ichigo after EEFG. So, he used his zanpakutō to silence her but since Roy Mustang didn't remember, no one saw a point in hurting him and his awesomeness seeing as he didn't remember.