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into jacob's glorious pants of

made ross confused with this

...i don't think you can end a thread....


can he?

that'll be quite entertaining...

Here we go *clears throat*

Once a giant penguin raped a random table, but realized the table didn't satisfy his graphic need for odd pleasure. So he left to look at NOT porn, cause that's just a silly thought to even comprehend. So anyways, the gay penquin went to look for green popsicles to lick. But they weren't REALLY popsicles as jacob later saddly discovered. So he threw the popsicles straight at that damned penguin, who saddly waddled away, leaving Jacob to missery and his terribly lonely p***s that really didn't look like a p***s more than it did a hammer. Rather odd to most people, especially girls since they ddidn't like it that big. But Jake sure does so he went on his merry and also gay spree of Penguin 'picking.' Just ew dude... He was gross, but oh well, most people are these days, but who cares anymore--Jacob that's who! He intends to keep it that way! Until he discovered his p***s, which happened to be located in his pants. Thank the lord that he found it, for he uses it to ward off various small mammals while being in the middle of an orgasm. For he was addicted to his hookers oh so very much that he decided to go on a magical quest for cheese and generic shiny things. BUT! He must face the dreded generic man with the midget with no pants, who never seemed to understand why generic man fondled him oh so very much with the penguins! Which is why perverts aren't aloud in zoos. Alas, he found a way into Jacob's glorious pants of conveniently entertaining hot-spot fevers! In the end the quest was pretty much forgotten. Jake made Ross confused with this and then said "******** this!"

THE END!

It was longer too, but this one wasn't getting anywhere 3nodding