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 Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:15 am
Name: Dreamaker (Real name is private)
Birthday: February 1993
Location: Ireland
Interests: Computers, Gaming, Reading
Occupation: School
How you discovered asexuality: I've never been interested in sex. After ages of wondering why, I mentioned this on a rather open forum about a year ago, and they explained about asexuality to me.
How you discovered this guild: Through the forum thread
Now tell us a joke: A man walks into a bar and says ouch. *sympathy laughs*. I suck at humour.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:58 pm
Since nobody welcomed Dreammaker The Younger, I shall: welcome! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:12 am
Ice-House Since nobody welcomed Dreammaker The Younger, I shall: welcome! biggrin Thanks.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:24 pm
Name: Jasmine, but I've been known to respond to Min-chan, Jazzyman, Jazizi, Jazzercise, New Girl, Clocks, Pajamas, Creator, Cod, and plain old Jazz before. Pretty much whatever you like works.
Birthday: Same day every year.
Location: My personal paradise.
Interests: WRITING, ACTING, pretty much anything to do with theatre, reading, occasionally drawing, gaming (I'm a Playstation girl through and through, though I may dabble in Nintendo from time to time), anime (a little), manga (a lot), college, language, philosophy, the human mind, FOOD (speaking of which, I'm starving).
Occupation: I occupy my time by harrassing my friends for lunch dates.
How you discovered asexuality: I kept wondering why, when my boyfriends kissed me, I felt awkward and kept wanting to find something else to do. Then, my lovely GSA had a meeting about LGBT terminology, and lo and behold, up cropped the word "asexuality." And ever since then, life has made a lot more sense to me.
How you discovered this guild: I was in desperate need of help in the forums, and someone directed me here. Hello!
Now tell us a joke: What, just off the top of my head? Um...the American government, then.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:44 am
Hello everyone smile
Name: Justine
Birthday: 9th June 1988
Location: Poland
Interests:
How you discovered asexuality: I haven't. I have always known I'm asexual. Got to know the term a year ago through some searching, though.
How you discovered this guild: Black Vellvet posted a link on Asexuality Support and Knowledge thread (thanks Ice smile )
If you have some questions, feel free to ask.
Have a nice day smile
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:18 pm
Name: Fyrsiel (my original account)
Birthday: 07/05/86
Location: Silent Hill ninja
Interests: Stories... psychology... exploration and solitude.
Occupation: Editorial Assistant for a book publishing company
How you discovered asexuality: I was one of those kids who had Peter Pan Syndrome that just never went away. xP When I was five years old, I tearfully announced to my mom that I didn't want to grow up and get wrinkles and lose all my teeth and get married and then divorced...! Aaaand not much has changed since then. rofl Can't remember when I first saw/heard of the term. But I am 23 years clean and still counting. xP
How you discovered this guild: Saw a thread; saw a link; clicked away!
Now tell us a joke:
Now, there was a small village of people who called themselves the Tridians. They lived at the bottom of a great mountain, but the most fertile soil was atop this mountain, and this was the best place for the Tridians to plant their crops. Unfortunately, there was also a large Giant who would kick them off the mountain every time any one of them tried to climb it. But one day, a Rabbi came passing by their land and they spoke with him, asking him if he would go up the mountain to talk to the Giant.
The Rabbi agreed and so two Tridians led him up the mountain to meet the Giant. As expected, the moment they encountered the Giant, he kicked the two Tridians promptly off the mountain, but he left the Rabbi completely untouched. When he realized this, the Rabbi turned to the Giant and asked, "Giant... why is it that you would kick those two Tridians off the mountain but not myself?" And to him, the Giant replied, "Silly Rabbi... kicks are for Trids!"
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:38 am
Name: Chera will do.
Birthday: 19th of February, 1990.
Location: Europe.
Interests: The list is way, way too long. But everything which pleases my aesthetic senses such as art, books, movies and other subjective beauties. Philosophy, psychology and lots more.
Occupation: Phone sales(wo)man, at the moment. e_e
How you discovered asexuality: I haven't really been able to completely 'label' my sexuality, but I guess this guild will bring me one step closer to what I am... or what I am not. (;
- So far I'd say I'm a heterosexual female with the ability to be attracted physically to both males and females, however only been sexually active with males.
How you discovered this guild: Through some thread... can't really remember. Been lurking for a while. (;
Now tell us a joke: ........ Humor has just left the building.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:23 am
Name: Alairis
Birthday: 13/6/89 (which makes me 20. :3)
Location: England.
Interests: Reading (pretty much anything apart from romance), gaming, watching TV shows about solving crimes, learning languages... and some other stuff I'll hold off typing or this list'll get too long.
Occupation: Student, I guess...
How you discovered asexuality: About 3 years ago I began questioning my sexuality and came across the term 'asexual' online, but was resistant to applying it to myself. I guess I was sort of scared of what it meant (for my future, not its literal definition XD). A couple of years later I've grown up a little and grown more comfortable with myself, and the word 'asexual' that was always sitting in the back of my head became something I am comfortable with using to describe me. :3
How you discovered this guild: Through the guild search. Since I'm new to Gaia (or, more accurately, I haven't been around for a long while), I haven't seen any threads about asexuality around yet... ;;
Now tell us a joke: Ah... I'm bad at jokes. Okay, one I got in a christmas cracker this year:
Why don't any robots have brothers?
Because they all have tran-sisters.
Terrible, I know... ;;
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:57 pm
Name: Marina
Birthday: 3/13
Location: NJ
Interests: reading, writing and girls. (:
Occupation: a writer :3
How you discovered asexuality: when i realized that i'm not as sex crazed as everyone else.
How you discovered this guild: my friend was like: "hey, i think there's an asexual guild on gaia."
Now tell us a joke: what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
the taste XD.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:12 pm
EWWWWW. I laughed at that but EWWWWW. XD
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:36 pm
Name:
Birthday: Nick Somethingorother
Location: US
Interests: LittleBigPlanet, travelling, ELO
Occupation: Pharmacy tech
How you discovered asexuality: I found a thread that said Asexuality about a day ago and realized it defined me to a T
How you discovered this guild: I followed a link in the above thread. . .
Now tell us a joke: So thiss guy, we'll call him Fred, walks into a bar. He sits at a stool and pulls a tiny piano out of his pocket, which he sets on the bar. Then he pulls out a tiny man, who proceeds to play the piano.
Needless to say, the bartender is awed. He walks over and asks "Wooow, where'd you get that!?"
Fred replies "I have a genie. Wanna try"
The bartender agrees, rubs a lamp, and the genie pops out.
"What is your wish, fine bartender?" intones the genie.
His eyes misty, the bartender says "I wish I had a million bucks!"
The genie claps his hands and disappears amidst a flock of ducks which suddenly crowd the building.
"What the hell?" Asks the bartender, "I wished for a million BUCKS, not a millions DUCKS!"
"Well," said Fred, "The genie is hard of hearing. You think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?"
Ha! Haha! Whooohahahahahah!
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:20 am
Name: Skinny.
Birthday: 18 November 1988
Location: Can's a**.
Interests: Writing, reading, photography, my nephews, humanitarian subjects.
Occupation: Starving writer.
How you discovered asexuality: I've been labeling my sexuality and personality and views towards relationships and sex as "Asexual" since I was in junior high. I never knew that Asexual was an official term until last year some time. I have no desire for sex, ever. I also have no sensations during. I find relationships extremely pointless and boring, I'm introverted and extremely anti-social.
How you discovered this guild: I stumbled upon it in a forum somewhere..
Now tell us a joke: An old man told me this: What are the three rings of marriage?
The engagement ring.
The wedding ring.
And the SUFFERING.
Teehee.
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:01 pm
Name: Gabriel
Birthday: 6 July '87
Location: America
Interests: Music, Art, Language, Anthropology
Occupation: Undergrad
How you discovered asexuality: It was always there I just needed time to warm up to the term "asexual"
How you discovered this guild: Direct search
Now tell us a joke: A tall, blonde woman walks into a casino one night, mid-summer. She is carrying a salami under one arm and a Dachshund under the other. She decided to play Roulette and approaches the table. "What'll it be?" asks the dealer as he eye's the woman's odd luggage.
The woman sits down at the table and says, "Put it all on Red" as she drops her luggage on the floor by her stool and shoves all her chips to the board.
She woman eyes the players to the left and right of her and then looks back at the dealer. "I have a question, " she asks "I gamble better without my clothes on, is it alright if I take them off as we play this bet?"
Both dealer and the other gentlemen at the table agree so the woman strips. The dealer let's loose the ball and the game begins while everyone is still watching the woman take off her clothes. Suddenly the woman looks down at the game and begins jumping up and down and excitedly yelling "I won, I won!"
Elated, the woman gathers her winnings, her clothes and luggage and leaves the casino.
One of the gentlemen who was sitting next to the woman looks down at the board then back at the dealer and asks, "Did you see her win?"
"No, I guess I didn't..." replied the dealer.
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:45 pm
Name: Mike
Birthday: May 8, 1993
Location: New Jersey, USA
Interests: Psychology, history, foreign countries, foreign languages, etc.
Occupation: Student
How you discovered asexuality: I don't remember exactly. It was probably on Wikipedia.
How you discovered this guild: Searching "asexuality" in the Gaia guilds search area. razz
Now tell us a joke: Oh, wow... I don't really know any good jokes... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:25 pm
Name: Marayuma-san
Birthday: 12/17/1993
Location: Southfield,MI USA
Interests: music(alt,punk,grunge,metal,old school rap, electronic), reading(addictive) drawing,writing,music,playing bass
Occupation: student
How you discovered asexuality: Aven
How you discovered this guild: friends from Aven
Now tell us a joke:
....why should i am..I beg of thee i am not a comedianne..not of the traditional sort..usually i just go on tangents that usually have to be heard in order to even be enjoyed so..blargh.chickenbutt!
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