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 Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:30 pm
[[Psh, until I came along... Man, I've been away too long. You guys don't know how to kill anyone anymore... let me show you with my no skills at all... : D and Cookie you seem to be my victim]]
It was a fine morning one day and cookie knew that as well. He stretched getting out of bed and looked out the window.
"It looks like a fine day for walk," he said and got dressed like any other day.
Soon enough he was on his little walk and just enjoying nature. It was quite pleasant actually. The flowers were blooming, the temperature was just right and it seemed as though everyone was in a good mood.. though none of them knew what was happening.
After buying a nice vanilla ice cream poor cookie wasn't watching where he was going and ran straight into another man. The delicious substance fell off it's cone and all over the man's clothing. Cookie, obviously feeling very bad tried to wipe it up and apologized immensely. Though the man didn't seem in the least pleased. Suddenly Cookie was on the ground and the man was on top of him, handcuffing his hands behind his back. Then man, rudely, picked up cookie and dragged him along.
"Are you serious? All of this for a little ice cream spill?" he asked a little curious as to how he managed to have handcuffs on him.
The man dragged Cookie out into a very deserted land. He glanced around and quickly knocked on a dead tree twice, then kicked it once. It opened and the man threw cookie in only to follow shortly.
The man, when inside, unhandcuffed Cookie and finally spoke up. "My name is Little Man 1, and it is my duty to certify you as a ninja! I will make your go through many training exercises until you learn everything!"
Cookie was shocked but knew he couldn't argue. Plus, being a ninja was one of his life dreams, so how could it be so bad.
After two hours of extreme training... Matrix style, Cookie learned everything he needed to know.
"Now you're ready," Little Man 1 said, "Here is your target, I need you to exterminate him."
Cookie examined the picture throughly and was off. It only took him about a day before he reached his destination. Thankfully he was able to get past the guards with little trouble and since it was night there were no civilians to witness anything. All was going smoothly..
Cookie looked around for a while, but then a figure stuck out in the distance. One sole man sitting upon a roof, as the moon shone behind him. "That's him..." Cookie mumbled and ran up to the man, trying to stab him with the kunai. Quick and easy was always a good way to get things done.
Yet, to Cookie's surprise a great amount of sand came and shielded his kunai from making its strike. The red headed boy turned around with an ominous look in his eyes, the sand swirled around Cookie and he was soon caught in it's grisp.
"When the moon is full... when the moon is full, it's blood boils." the red head mumbled under his breath before raising a hand and clenching it quickly.
The scream and agony was a quick one, but seemed to have been heard for minuets after. And a small smirk came across the red heads face as he said, "The corpse's bitter crimson tears flow and mingle with the endless sand feeding the chaos within me... and making me stronger."
With that... Cookie lay as a dead crushed body.. even with all the training, no one would ever stand a chance against Gaara.
[[Wow, what happened? I think my obsession of Gaara is showing again... darn that obsession thing... ha ha, so there you have it. A nice little killing.]]
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:35 pm
((. . . wow sword using actual Gaara lines that is just special. . . but you are right for a guild of weirdos there is close to no creativity in this thread.))
Sword was running around being his normal spaztic self. All was good in swords little world and no one would have ever suspected the terrible tragedy that was about to unfold.
Well as we all know Sword is completely oblivious to the outside world so he was not looking where he was going. He ran into a dark guy with black eyes who was wearing a top hat and trench coat.
He apologized quickly and hurried on his way wanting to buy something Gaara related.... and maybe some pocky. With swords small attention span he soon forgot all about the man in the hat. This was a grave mistake. . .
A few hours later he was walking past the place where he had earlier run the top hat guy He spotted something coppery and shinny on the ground which of course caught his attention. He pounced on the small object and was very pleased with himself as he stored the penny in his pocket. This was when Top hat man decided to make his move. . .
A big black sheet dropped over Sword's head and he was like "WTSnot?" Then something hard hit him in the head and everything went black.
When he woke up again he was in terrible pain. It felt like his entire body was on fire and there were searing hot bands of pain around his wrists ankles and waist.
He was beginning to wonder where the snot he was and why he was strapped to a friggen table. He started to make random noises out of frustration that could never be repeated in text or by anyone else attempting to imitate them.
Suddenly a creepy scarred face with black eyes and a top hat loomed over him. "Who the snot are you?" Sword asked in a very frustrated tone.
Top hat man was very taken aback by this. Normally people would remember running in to a creepy guy in a black trench coat but apparently not Sword. He was quite angered by this, but he did not say word. Really the fact was he could not say a word. He was a mute.
Instead of saying anything he just turned up the heat on the shackles. This man had come up with several wonderful torture devices. This one looked harmless enough. Just a table with shackles right? Wrong! The shackles were attached to an electrical current which caused them to heat up dramatically burning the skin where they touched to the bone.
Sword screamed in the way only sword can scream. It sounds kinda like a very loud ARRRGH! But not exactly. No one can really imitate that noise either. . .
The man was mute so he could not really laugh but he made some sort of weird gurgling sound in the back of his throat. It was kinda creepy.
After some time top hat guy got bored with Swords burning flesh so he looked at the other toys he had in the room trying to decide which one was the best to use for his ultimate demise. . .
After many hours of torture and pain the man was finally satisfied with Swords cries for his wifey to help him and decided to end it.
he wrote something on a piece of paper and held it before Swords face. Those words in the mans elegant black scrawl would be the last thing sword would ever see. "Your 'Wifey' will never come." Something slammed into the side of Swords head and a merciful void filled his mind. Finally the pain was over.
Fae appeared on the scene too late only to see her hubby laying dead on the table. She flew into a blind rage and killed the top hat guy with her hair chopsticks.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:24 am
[[Lol! Yay I died... and Faefae holds her happy grudges! -sigh- That's why I married you... certainly wasn't for your looks. >: D Lowls!]]
Fae fae was happily siting at her computer one random day with her even happier chopsticks of doom in her hair. She sat there in her odd position as she enjoyed the normal day on the wonderful world of Gaia.
As always she was going around looking at her roleplays and thinking about responding to them before her attention got the better of her. Something shiny appeared in the distance and she turned to look at it. At first she didn't think much of it, but when it started to flutter around she became curious.
The little lady popped up out of her chair and started to follow it around with that spazzy little smile upon her face. (I can't explain it, but it's funny) She soon followed it to her back yard. But once it flew in the pool Faefae couldn't help but to let out a little "aw". She was about to turn back in, but the sound of draining green water caught her attention.
She turned on her heels to see the little shiny blob had turned into a portal to another realm. Obviously she was curious, and bored, so she jumped right in. (Because I say so)
But then she was falling through the sky with no parachute so it was nothing below her.
SPLAT!!!
she fell in a pool so she was lucky this time. (That's right Faefae! You're belly may be in great pain now, but you will die soon! >: D)
She climbed out of the pool, her whole front of her body red due to the most awesome belly flop ever!! To her amazement she saw the most amazing plant life. She grew curious and was tempted to touch all of them, but thankfully she didn't. The awesome Venus fly traps were actually Venus people traps that would have had her head for breakfast!
So she wandered around for a while and then suddenly the magical shiny appeared again! Once more she followed it, cause she was still bored and if it brought here, where else could it bring her? Soon, she found herself high up in a tree looking out to the distance where the beautiful scenery was.
Though unlucky for her, a man eating monkey came up from behind her and ate her head off.
(I hate it when that happens...)
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:35 pm
[[yay! a chance to stretch my SAW skills ^^]]
_darkened_sword_ was sound asleep in his bed so he had no idea Eyes of a Warrior was putting a chemical in his air ventilation system. Sword fell into a deeper sleep so Warrior could carry his unresponsive body away.
Warrior plopped him in the trunk of his car and took a nice long path so that no one could follow him. Warrior opened the trunk and grabbed sword. Sword was taken inside a large abandoned building. He was lowered onto a platform.
Sword awoke to find himself not in his bed. Trying his best to keep calm he carefully looked up, barely daring to move. He found himself surrounded by trip wires and noticed the platform he was on was a large trap door. Sword did not want to find out what would happen if he tripped a wire.
Sword moved carefully and stood up. He saw a little ray of hope for just a few feet away from the platform was a door. The problem seemed that there was no floor where the door was. Sword hoped it swung inward.
He got his footing as close to the edge as he could and jumped with all his might...
Sword makes it to the door!!!
... but it swings inward.
Sword tries too hang on to the doorknob but its just to old and rusty to hold his weight and it breaks off. Sword plummets down... down..... and is impailed sadly on to the bed of spikes below.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:59 pm
Hm...long time since I've posted in the WRUD forum...so I need to make my re-entry good.
The space craft was in low earth orbit, awaiting the all-important order. "This is Houston, turn retrograde and prepare to burn. Burn in 3...2...1 BURN!" The spacecraft activated it's thrusters while going backwards, giving off massive thrust in the other direction, causing it to slow down, lowering it's altitude. "Houston, we are re-entring in 3..2..1" "This is Houston, we'll see you on the ground" As the craft fell through the atmosphere, the air around it burst into flame from the heat caused by air friction. As Eyes of a Warrior was watching the brilliant spectacle from a safe distance, Foremek walked up and hit him in the head with a brick.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:10 am
seeing as how im out of ideas i guess i randomly splode this is a remimnder u may splode apon not doing anything
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:13 pm
[[Fine, then I'll kill Foremek]]
It was just another day, a little foggy actually, but it was another day. Foremek had just finished a great deal with a group of gang members. He managed to give them a small amount of coke, but gained the money. His drug dealing days were paying off... big time.
As Foremek sat at home, pleased with himself, petting his pet brick (which he used for his killings) something dark and mysterious crept up behind the boy and suddenly a needle was in his throat and he was passed out on the ground. When he woke up, he was strapped to table with duct tape and saran wrap. He looked around and found himself staring at a picture of Eyes of a Warrior.
"Do you remember?" a voice asked
"I-I didn't mean to!!" Foremek called out, frantic
"You caused a space scene and then hit him in the head with a brick."
"Her name is Lila!"
"Right, but now it's your turn. How do you like it!?" The voice asked before Lila was found pounding in the man's face over and over until Foremek lay dead on the table that he was strapped to...
[[Lowls, kinda a Dexter parody]]
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:17 am
pish posh my return was imenent its not great but its unique
_darkened_sword_ was walking home in the rain one day trying to stay dry under building awning and other shelters he started hurying to the next shelter he could find when he got to it and stood in the middle of the area to catch his breate he heard slight beepings when he looked around to see what it was he notic in each uper corner of th arfea had c4 in it when the c4 exploded it caused the shelter fall on top of of _darkened_sword_ the giant concrete block dsid not touch him however he could stand completely up right and still have head space then he heard a foot step behind him when he turned around THE_COOKIE_OF_)FATE was standing behind him he had not noticed cookie following him and was curious as to how cookie had gotten uinder the cover he started talking hesentently for he could barely make out cookies face through the smal breaks in the cover when it had fallen cookie then transformed his robotic arm into a sword and impaled _darkened_sword_ multiple times until _darkened_sword_ lay on the ground motionles cookie being a robot simply broke a hole in the top of the cover and walked away from this massive disaster
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:27 am
this is the second time in wrud history this has happened check the thread all the way through ull see what i mean
One day THE_COOKIE_OF_FATE WAS AT THE TRAINING ARENA PRACTICING HIS ARCHERY AND SWORD SKILS OFF IN THE DISTANCE WAS THE NOISES OF SPARERS AND FIGHTS IF COOKIE WON ONE MORE BATTLE HE WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGHT IN THE WAR OF NEW AGES NOT ONLY WOULD HE FIGHT IN IT HE WOULD COMMAND HALF THE ARMYCOOKIE FINNALY GOT BORED OF ELEGANTLY DESTROYING LOGS SO HE WENT TO THE SPARING FIELD AND WATCHED THE NEXT COUPLE OF MATCHES ABSERVING CAREFULLY HIS OPONENTS TECHNIQUES WHEN HE DECIDED TO STEP IN NO ONE WAS WIILLING TOO FIGHT HIM BECAUSE HE WAS THE BEST ONE THERE THEN SUDDENLY A SHOUT CAME FROM THE SUROUNDING CROUD COOKIE LOOKED OVER HIS SHOULDER TO SEE WHO HAD MADE THE NOISE THEN HE SAW HIS TWIN BROTHER OF THE SAME NAME EVERYONE CHEERED AT THIS FOR COOKIES DEMON BROTHER WAS NO WHERE AS ELEGANT AS COOKIE WAS BUT WAS MORE DEADLY AND LEGEND SAID HE COULD KILL IN ONE SWIFT BLOW COOKIE RELUCTANTLY EXCEPTED THE CHALLENGE THE FIGHT WENT ON FOR SOMETIME ELEGANTLY AND DESTRUCTIVELY EVWERYIONE WAS AWED AT THIS MARVELOUS BATTRLE BUT IT HAD TO COME TO AN END BOTH BROTHERS BADLY HURT BY THE OTHERS ATTACKS HAD DECDED TO BRING ALL THERE REMAINING STRENGTH AND ENERGY INTO ONE BLOW THEY CHARGED AT EACHOTHER UNFORTUNATELY COOKIES TWIN BROTHER HAD BEEN SAVING ELEGANCE FOR LAST KNOWING THATS HOW HIS BROTHER WOULD LIKE TO DIE COOKIES DEMON BROTHER SPAN AROUND ONE FULL TIME AND IMPALED HIS BLADE INTO COOKIES BACK INSTANTLY INSINERATING HIM THE BREEZE CAME ALONG SWIFTLYAND CARRIED AWAY THE ASHES ONWARD TO LAY UPON THE BATTLEFEILD COOKIE WOULD NEVER SEE AGAIN
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:00 am
omg ive changed my avi 6 times now im a ded terrorist and noone has killed meh yet gosh randomly splodes
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:22 pm
Well, COOKIE was driving down the highway on his way to Walmart when a large garbage truck pulled into the lane next to him. The garbage truck quickly passed him before rudely swerving in front of him. COOKIE tapped on the brakes but doom was near. Luckily, the garbage truck swerved back into the other lane and COOKIE avoided crashing into it. Suddenly, the garbage truck's wheels slipped on a patch of ice and the truck overturned right on top of COOKIE's car! Surprisingly, the garbage truck's bin was empty and the entire thing fit neatly over the car. COOKIE was trapped but, luckily, he had already been pressing on the brakes so he avoided crashing his car into the metal bin. Sadly, COOKIE was stuck there for hours upon hours as crews of police tried to figure out how to get him out. It was cold so he decided to keep the car on. Unknown to him, the enclosed space began to fill with carbon monoxide. Slowly but surely, COOKIE suffocated to death from the lack of oxygen.
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:30 pm
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
One day resara was walking down a dark creepy alley she got through that perfectly fine and moved out to take a short cut across a field she was almost all the way across the field when cookie jumped down from the score board and landed in front of her she saw cookie was holding two katanas exactly alike she asked him what was going on no reply she asked him why he wasnt talking only one reply cookie turned to look at her head on and through the katana into the dirt in front of her blade stuck into the ground handle pointing up cookie simply said pick it up the moment she did cookie was in the air above her coming down ready to impale her into the ground she swiftly dodged but her shoelace was pinned to the ground cookie removed his katana from the ground and released resaras shoelace they battled for a while never touching eachother cookie and resara both realized this had to end soon resara took advantage of the fact that cookie seemed to be tireing she started rwecklessly slamming sword againstsword desperately hoping cookie would release his sword well win her wild frenzy she did not realize cookie was completely calm and was only hold his sword up with one hand the uther hand had gone under his duster where he slit his thumb on a small piece of sharp metal he then moved his free hand out and run a line of blood across resaras stomach she did not notice what had happened but realized cookie had grazed her with something she jumped back with a wild and tired look in her eyes looking closely at cookie trying to see what had touched her when she saw nothing it worried her she was waching so closely that her eyes lost focus on everything around cookie cookie then vanished she looked to see where he went but did not see him any where he suddenly reapeared with a grim smile on his face he punched resara in the stomach ded center where he had left the blood mark the blood glowed blue like lighting and shot forth through resara in a cresent bladethe blow had not only cut resar in half it had thrown her back several feet cookie then walked up to resaras torso and removed the katana from ther still warm hand he simply laughed and walked away
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:26 am
(( 0_o ouch. Well...))
FOX was at work. It was a normal day and nothing seemed unusual. He finished wiping down the counter before returning to the back room. Boredom plucking at his mind, he put away a few boxes of materials. He stacked up the empty boxes and opened the metal back door that led to the dumpster. A shiver ran down his spine as he glanced around. This kind of spot was the perfect place for a murder. No one would hear you if you screamed thanks to the sounds of the traffic in the next door bank and from the McDonald's. It was an open area so there was nowhere to hide. However, there was no place to run either. The gate kept you closed in so that way people wouldn't rummage through the dumpster. Ignoring the pending sense of doom, FOX tossed the boxes into the dumpster before hurrying back inside. He locked the door firmly behind him. A sigh escaped him as he glanced through the window in the door that led back to the front desk. It was the last place he wanted to be right now. The large windows made the room ridiculously bright and it was beginning to hurt his eyes. Of course, he couldn't stay in the back room either. The door was broken and wouldn't even close right. Coupled with the window in the door, this was a horrible hiding spot. Putting on a fake smile, FOX stepped out into the lobby. The building was empty of customers and he was all alone at the front desk. Since it was a weekend, the managers had gone home leaving him in charge. Suddenly, a man staggered over to the door, which was really just a giant window with a handle. His bloodshot red eyes saw FOX immediately. He let out an inhuman growl and he plunged through the glass in his eagerness to get at the poor boy. Now he only had seconds to make a decision. There was nothing here he could use as a weapon. His car was parked close to the door but his keys were behind him. In the back room. Where there was no place to escape once inside. Taking too long to choose, FOX was abruptly grabbed by the zombie. The creature dug his teeth into FOX's neck and FOX could only scream in pain. His screams called more zombies from the McDonald's and within moments, he was torn apart kicking and screaming for help.
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:31 pm
Meh weak but im out of ideals so SPLODES
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