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 Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:30 pm
"To start press any key... Where's the 'any' key?"
(from the Simpsons)
"My mom always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you gonna get."
(from Forrest Gump)
"Lois - Stewie, why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie - Why don't you burn in hell?!"
(from Family Guy)
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:54 pm
Man: What's your game?
The Doctor: Um Snakes and Latters? Quite good at Squash, reasonably. I'm being facetious, aren't I? There's no call for it.
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:58 pm
"A person's a person, no matter how small."
-Dr. Seuss (from Horton Hears a Who)
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:12 pm
Andrew: So, you're the man ******** my wife.
Milo: We're in love.
Andrew: I'm her husband.
Milo: But she's ******** me.
Andrew: *raised eyebrows* Oh, so now she's ******** you? Well...I'll be buggered.
One of many not-so-subtle sodomy jokes in Sleuth.
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:46 pm
"You show me a man who can lose his temper, and I'll show you a man who can lose his Salami!"- Captain Newman M.D.
"Ooh, I know a joke, a sqirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead' HAW!...it is funny because the sqirrel gets dead."- UP
"uggh...let me take our coat madame"- Red Dead Redemption
"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is"-Forest Gump
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