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 Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:36 pm
I'd like a tall Tequila and Kahlua please
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:11 pm
Excuse me while I pole dance.
Damn, this place is a drag.
Maybe I should open a new bar.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:36 pm
*wonders where the bartender is*
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:56 pm
*peaks out from a pile of paperwork*
s**t! I'm being audited!
Well, not really....just buried in Forum creations....and feeling like if I don't post here(the gaia guild), no one else will.
*sigh*
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:45 pm
ALright people, listen up.
I am the temp bartendress.
Tips will be inserted directly into my thong strap, hanging out of the back of my jeans.
Orders?
Cosmo? *delivers*
Okay who else?
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 7:47 pm
Thank you biggrin *starts drinking and tips Brendanie*
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 7:54 pm
Brendanie ALright people, listen up. I am the temp bartendress. Tips will be inserted directly into my thong strap, hanging out of the back of my jeans. Orders? Cosmo? *delivers* Okay who else? *giggles* I wonder what'd happen if I "tipped" you in ice cold quarters. Anyway. I'll have a brown cow. That's cola and OJ, in case you're wondering.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:36 pm
Coming right up!
That's a pretty healthy drink there! Caffeine, sugar and vitamin C!
That hot guy over there tried to get me to spike it with some vodka.
I think he wants you.
eek
Hey, you do not have to stick the tip THAT far down.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:04 pm
Okay, everyone, we have a special treat for you all tonight! This band wanted to come here because they wanted to dedicate two songs to me!  Sing it boys... Start with Brick House!
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:11 pm
*slips a $20 in the thong and asks for a SCREW driver*
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:12 pm
Did you want your juice fresh SQUEEEEEEEZED?
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:36 pm
Yes, I like it PULPY.
Heeeeee!
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LovesEternalFlame Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:36 pm
*humps Lionel Richie*
Man. I need some new clothes.
Donations, anyone?
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:46 pm
Whew! That goodness for visine! That doobie I smoked really made my eyes red.
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LovesEternalFlame Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:48 pm
*mixes the Grey Goose Vodka with the fresh squeeezed extra pulpy orange juice*
Here's your SCREWdriver.
Enjoy!
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