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 Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:20 am
how did dary queen get pregnet burger king didnt hide his woper
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:02 pm
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?THE ECLIPSE IT!
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:55 pm
Congratulations to our winners! 3nodding
10K: -She-Licked-My-Cup-Cake-
5K:sexy chick149, Gearsofpugs
Jokes Jokes Jokes wink
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:42 pm
hey y didnt the toleit papercross the road
cuase it got stuck in the crack xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:48 pm
sorry but it is racist
what dose black people do in basketball
jump, shot, steal
two people are in a car a african amerian, mexican who is driveing
the police officer,
y are blacks afraid of chain saws
it say runnigerniger
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:35 pm
I feel like a ninja when i slide across the hardwood floor in socks!
It's not really a joke, but my 5 yr old cousin finds it really funny soo...
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:59 am
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts! lol
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:22 am
Why did the blonde nurse briing a red marker to work?
-just in case she had to draw some blood
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:30 am
a guy paid a blonde to paint his porch. when she finished she told him that she had enough paint for two coats. so he paid her the money and then she said to him"by the way thats not a porch thats a ferrai
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:29 pm
I'm gonna try this one out....*clears throat*
A woman is driving about 90 miles an hour in a 55 mph zone. A deputy pulls her over and walks up to the window.
Deputy: Ma'am, can I see your license and registration please?
Lady: I don't have a license.
Deputy: I'm gonna have to ask you to get out of the car.
*woman sits still*
Deputy: Ma'am, is there something you aren't telling me?
Lady: I have a pound of marijuana under the front seat.....
Deputy: Is there anything else I should know?!
Lady: Yea, I have a dead body in my trunk.....
The deputy runs back to his car and calls for backup. The Sherrif arives and the deputy tells him eveything that the lady said. The sherrif aproaches the woman's car with caution.
Sherrif: Excuse me ma'am, but my deputy told me that you didn't have a license or registration.
Lady: Yes I do, here. *hands it to him*
the sherrif takes it back to his car and it checks out, so he returns to the woman and hands her her information back*
Sherrif: My deputy aslo told me that you have a pound of marijuana under your seat.
Lady: I do not have anything under my seat! Feel free to check officer.
*the sherrif checks and sure enough, there's nothing under the seat*
Sherrif: *sigh* I hate to say this ma'am, but my deputy also told me that you ahve a dead bosy in your trunk....
Lady: *laughs* I bet you he said I was speeding too!!!!
((sorry it's so long, but it's kinda all I have for now.....))
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:28 pm
yo mama so fat she has planets cicrulering her
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:30 pm
yomama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yomama so fat when god said let there be light he asked your mom to move over
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:16 pm
Congratulations to our Winners!!
10k: Gearsofwar37213
5k: superkk859, xXxjoker-loverxXx
Where are the Jokes at? cool
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:25 pm
yomama so fat i need a gps to drive around her
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:28 pm
yo mama so fat when she say a bus full of withe people she yelled
STOP THOSES TWINKES
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