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 Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:03 pm
"Wanna have sex?!"
"Okay!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:51 pm
[Killer Panda] .....Uhm... ""-??????? I'm sorry. >>; I lose. gonk joo too far away most everyone in this guild interact with one another in some way in real life
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:53 pm
Ok well I have to tell my dream and yea Kieran it's the traped behind enemy lines DSS agent one.
So I join Diplomatic Security Service or DSS and my uncle (the Gov't agent one) tells me that my frist mission is always the worst. So me and Josh both join and they send us both these descriptions of our first job. His is a desk job in an airconditioned room a few floors up from where we were standing, and mine was, "Aiding a starving village in China for a year, and trying not to get captured by the Gov't because they want a hostage to make all U.S. troops get out of Hong Kong, so they could take it over." and I simply reply, "Damn you Carter",(yes after winning 7 nobel peace prizes they premoted him to lord of the U.S.)
So I'm down there, they point me to a hut and tell me this is my house, there is no floor it's all mud and it barely stands on its own. Well some kid randomly walks in my house in the middle of the night, I wake up for a second to find a baseball bat smacking me in the head, then I wake up in a prison, with airconditioning Good Food, and a Bed, aww it was so good.
Well they sent a video of me telling them they will exicute me if every troop is not withdrawn from Hong Kong, and I also tell them, if you don't find me in 5 days then I'll take matters into my own hands.
5 days go by and when the guard that brings food to me delivers I stab him in the temple with a butter knife, stole his gun and went to the armory to find my cell phone, I called my uncle, told him to get GPS coordinates off of this call, told him send Josh since he's just sitting on his a**, probubly playing counter-strike on his computer.
I book it and camp in a bush for over a day, sirens going off constantly, they obviously found the guard. I hear Josh's voice say, surrender the hostage or we will take your base by force. The insergents all line up ready to open fire on anyone who enters, I quickly hit all of them in the back of the neck and pile their unconscence bodies ontop of eachother.
The U.S. troops bust through the door only to find every insergent had been incopasitated by my hands alone, we search the place only to find this cute asian hacker girl hacking against her will, well we go home and I get a huge promotion a 6 figure income, and the girl of my dreams.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:19 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:24 pm
I took a nap upstairs a litle bit before noon today, and i had this wierd dream
Lets see, it was like real life + battlfefield 2, and there were these super terrorists who were going to blow up the world if i didn't capture thier flag. So i started off at our spawn point, which was a van halen concert in the middle of a room that had water for a floor.
I didn't have any weapons, but i could spawn any vehicle i wanted (although i couldnt use thier weapons). So i spawned a submarine and i got in it and went to the enemy base, which was an aircraft carrier on the other side of the water out of the room. the enemy was gaurding all the entrances to the aircraft carrier but i climbed to the deck where thier flag was. The flag turned out to be a box, and inside the box was that mask from the movie "The Mask." So i took it and then the enemies noticed me, but they said to thierselves he probably doesn't have the flag b/c we were gaurding it so well. So i got back into the water and swam back to our base (i couldnt find my submarine and i couldnt spawn another one for some reason).
thats kinda where it ended
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:00 pm
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Avatar of Retribution Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:00 pm
wo that dream kinda roled, but not as deep as mine.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:57 pm
Our dreams were kind of similar...yours was longer, but you had a longer time to sleep, mine was only a nap
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:48 pm
Yea but your dream ended with you not knowing what the ******** you were doing mine ended with a hot asian. that is the main difference between kinda rolling, and rolling too deep.
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:53 pm
rofl... wow
that made me laugh
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Avatar of Retribution Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:03 pm
bust(a)nut Yea but your dream ended with you not knowing what the ******** you were doing mine ended with a hot asian. that is the main difference between kinda rolling, and rolling too deep. yeah yah see, mine was only a nap, and when i go really go to sleep, it only has hot asians in it, and a lot of them 3nodding (the female kind, anyway) I roll too deep consistently
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:26 am
Sure Ted SURE. Suck it Ted WOF WOF WOF
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:08 pm
cam's jealous!
shuck it, cam...after the asian babe gets done, wof wof wof
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