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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:00 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:06 pm
Jon-OH Alcolyte-dracolius Jon-OH ] Alcolyte-dracolius Jon-OH Alcolyte-dracolius Jon-OH Alcolyte-dracolius Jon-OH Alcolyte-dracolius Jon-OH Alcolyte-dracolius *you see a demon appear in front of you* hm hm hm you fool i've been banned from everywhere and i hear it was you hm hm hm * raises his hands and shadow surrounds the both of them along with a mass colllection of dracolichs* hm hm hm you made my father hate me to right, SATAN "You made my father hate me to right, SATAN"? The syntax of your phrasing is most confounding. ... wait... OH you mean "You made my father hate me too, right? SATAN!" I'm not satan, he's a large red fellah with bad hair... lots of split ends and dandruff... I'm an averagely built white male with incredibly stylish hair... though i guess i can see how you'd be confused. *Looking about at the myrriad of creatures about him*OH hey, you have a lot of horrible beasts in your closet. SO what is it exactly that you want? and try to phrase your responce in a manner that makes sense. hm hm hm no your all wrong you made my father hate me your not satan i know that satans my father and you i was told from the shadow i planted on your bookworm says so i was banished from hell and now you people are trying to kill me and i thought my father was bad enough so shell we talk civilizied or hostile because im not a monster and i don't kill for pleasure so shall we english mother ********... do you speak it? I can't believe i'm actually saying this, but there's all these puncutation marks and things you're supposed to use inorder to break the flow of words so that the things that you write are more coherent. seriously... Here's the stich junior, the whole of life in the world is split into 3 camps, "Human", "Monster, and "Animals". I'll give you a rare opportunity to classify yourself, though you just summoned up some dragons out of thin air, so I think you're going to have a hard time convensingly argueing "human". Anyway, are you familure with the concept of laws? you mean the laws you right, well i classify my self as demon not monster, and if hm hm hm you insult me again hm hm hm ill destroy you "Write" anyway, no not the laws I write, the laws that are written by the duely elected representatives of the people of this great country. Anway, the law says that you can't kill people even if it's not "for pleasure" really you're only allowed to kill others if A)your life is in direct and immediate danger B) if someone else's life is in direct and immediate danger, or C) by complete and totally innocent accident. "demon" isn't one of your choices... please bubble in your responce, do not write outside the bubble, and fill the bubble completly. If you have to erase your selection be sure to erase all marks and leave no stray marks on the test, or else the test may be graded incorrectly. your choices once again are: (A) Human (B) Monster (C) Animal out of curiosity, what's with the "hm hm hmm"s? are you eating something yummy? you pathetic human im a demon and im right now in fear for my life so i could kill you right now *has two dracolichs attack him* hm hm hm you shall die soon *draws quickly fireing two shots seemingly almost simultaniously* funny story about everything, as much as your crazy fantasy stories would like to believe that things like dragons are mostly invincible, turns out when .45 slugs puncutre things brains... *dragons fall to the ground, their brains mostly hanging from their skull* their brains fly 'out the other side and they have a hard time moving about. *holsters his weapon* if you're running around hurting folks, even if you are having absolutely no fun doing it... you're still the bad guy, and probably have every reason in the world to fear for your "life". Alcolyte-dracolius Jon-OH Alcolyte-dracolius and for being smart dracolichs are dead *makes a few hand signs* ANGELIC STYLE: KING OF DRAGONS FINAL STRIKE*watches as the king of all dragons appears to kill him*now what are you going to do now that this dragon is indestructable watch me define him out of existance. *ahem* this dragon is indestructable *takes a big step backwards avoiding a mighty blow* and nothing is really indestructable. *ducks a swing* only really hard to defeat maybe *runs between his legs, combat rolls away from a whipping tail* which makes me think that this thing has an exploitable weakness... *sits on his tail for a moment out of the dragon's line-of site* but you've clearly indicated that this thing is, in fact, invincible. *steps behind dracolius confusing the dragon king for a moment before he shoves the "demon" mage to the ground a la school yard bully* which, as we've already stated, is impossible. *thumbs his nose at the dragon king* there for this monster doesn't exist and is either an illusion, or a figment of your imagination. *the dragon king vanishes in a puff of smoke* *melts into the ground and appears behind him with a sword to his back in a point where he couldn't move*my dragon might no be real but the sword isn't and you even talk ill stab you through (takes it to my forum someone wants to meet you) *throws himself forward, rolls, comes up with weapon drawn firing 4 times into your midsection* a*****e. *watches as he falls over on the ground and melts into the ground and immediatly appears behind him stabbing the sword into his back* a*****e ow... arg.... oooooooo... *twists to the left* ...i'm wearing stab armor you silly silly man *jams the handgun down dracolius' throat and pulls the trigger, spins around and fires toward what should be empty space behind him... one is never totally for certain after all.* *feels his back* hm... bleeding a little... you ruined my jacket too. Jeeze you demon people are really unpleasant. (fine forum, whatever. Post first, I'm not going to just leave myself open.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:13 pm
Haru!! You had me a bit worried sweatdrop Umm, change of plans?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:18 pm
Well, I would say you kicked his a** but that would be and understatement...
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:28 pm
Jon-OH Banshi With one's hands silly. ^_^ heart *construnated* ...explain. I think it will be more fun if I don't. ^_^ heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:31 pm
Banshi With one's hands silly. ^_^ heart *construnated* ...explain.I think it will be more fun if I don't. ^_^ heart but how will anyone learn anything that way?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:36 pm
Jon-OH Banshi Jon-OH Banshi With one's hands silly. ^_^ heart *construnated* ...explain. I think it will be more fun if I don't. ^_^ heart but how will anyone learn anything that way? Through experience. ^_^ heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:37 pm
Banshi Jon-OH Banshi Jon-OH Banshi With one's hands silly. ^_^ heart *construnated* ...explain. I think it will be more fun if I don't. ^_^ heart but how will anyone learn anything that way? Through experience. ^_^ heart experiencing what?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:41 pm
Jon-OH Banshi Jon-OH Banshi Jon-OH *construnated* ...explain. I think it will be more fun if I don't. ^_^ heart but how will anyone learn anything that way? Through experience. ^_^ heart experiencing what? Loves. ^_^ heart *Loves on some more.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:46 pm
Banshi Jon-OH Banshi Jon-OH Banshi Jon-OH *construnated* ...explain. I think it will be more fun if I don't. ^_^ heart but how will anyone learn anything that way? Through experience. ^_^ heart experiencing what? Loves. ^_^ heart *Loves on some more.* *enlightened*
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:50 pm
Ooo! I know how to loves. I do it to Archie all the time! heart heart But it's best not explained as Banshi said. Just experienced. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:00 pm
I know too! ^_^
But it's kinda weird to say "Dagger" so I'll just say "Alex" instead. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:01 pm
Haru Mania Ooo! I know how to loves. I do it to Archie all the time! heart heart But it's best not explained as Banshi said. Just experienced. 3nodding Indeed. 3nodding Anyway, this last bunch of nooblets weren't nearly as fun as the ones from before. I'm still not sure if I understood of half of what was typed today.....
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:03 pm
Banshi Haru Mania Ooo! I know how to loves. I do it to Archie all the time! heart heart But it's best not explained as Banshi said. Just experienced. 3nodding Indeed. 3nodding Anyway, this last bunch of nooblets weren't nearly as fun as the ones from before. I'm still not sure if I understood of half of what was typed today..... Yeah... They were quite confusing. Even I had a hard time interpreting what they were saying, and usually I'm decent at understanding that kind of thing...
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:03 pm
You missed the really fun bit when Astral first entered their guild. :O That's where the good stuff was. heart
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