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 Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:53 pm
SgtElias I did that to my mom all the time. Except she hadn't seen most of the stuff I was quoting. I asked her once as she was eating her potatoes... "Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?" And I sounded as crazy as Drusilla. I did that one time in math class. I was staring at the ceiling and one of my Sheila said "...Sam...are you ok?..." I just tilted my head and said "I'm naming all the stars...But I've named them all the same names...And there's terrible confusion...". She then said "...Ok, Sam's finally lost it". It was great. xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:02 pm
MorbidHamster123 SgtElias I did that to my mom all the time. Except she hadn't seen most of the stuff I was quoting. I asked her once as she was eating her potatoes... "Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?" And I sounded as crazy as Drusilla. I did that one time in math class. I was staring at the ceiling and one of my Sheila said "...Sam...are you ok?..." I just tilted my head and said "I'm naming all the stars...But I've named them all the same names...And there's terrible confusion...". She then said "...Ok, Sam's finally lost it". It was great. xd Ah, the wackiness of Dru. Gotta love it. whee
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:53 am
This is an old OLD dialogue that I happened to remember today while watching the first season of Buffy. It's deffinantly *sp?* not as funny as the second-seventh season eps. But I thought it was grand. It was in the episode "Angel" (First Season)
Buffy: So! What'd you do all day?
Angel: Uh, I read a little.
Buffy looks over to her diary. It's out of place.
Angel: And just thought about a lot of things. Buffy, I...
Buffy: My diary? You read my diary? (goes to put it in a drawer) That
is *not* okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! (comes
back to him) I... You don't even know what I was writing about! 'Hunk'
can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your
eyes are 'penetrating', I meant to write 'bulging'.
Angel: Buffy...
Buffy: And 'A' doesn't even stand for 'Angel' for that matter, it
stands for... 'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that
whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all...
Angel: Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up.
I watched from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear.
She just looks at him.
Buffy: Oh! (looks down, realizing what she just said) Oh.
Poor poor paranoid Buffy. xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:34 pm
MorbidHamster123 This is an old OLD dialogue that I happened to remember today while watching the first season of Buffy. It's deffinantly *sp?* not as funny as the second-seventh season eps. But I thought it was grand. It was in the episode "Angel" (First Season) Buffy: So! What'd you do all day? Angel: Uh, I read a little. Buffy looks over to her diary. It's out of place. Angel: And just thought about a lot of things. Buffy, I... Buffy: My diary? You read my diary? (goes to put it in a drawer) That is *not* okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! (comes back to him) I... You don't even know what I was writing about! 'Hunk' can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are 'penetrating', I meant to write 'bulging'. Angel: Buffy... Buffy: And 'A' doesn't even stand for 'Angel' for that matter, it stands for... 'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all... Angel: Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear. She just looks at him. Buffy: Oh! (looks down, realizing what she just said) Oh. Poor poor paranoid Buffy. xd Oldie but goodie. I liked the bit in band candy where Joyce gives Buffy handcuffs and Buffy's like "... Never tell me."
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:36 am
Another personal fave of mine is something that happened during Earshot-Season 3.
Buffy of course can hear what everyone is thiinking and see the differences in what people are saying as opposed to what they are thinking.
I laugh out loud when they're all in the Library and she's looking at everyone and hearing everything and Cordy thinks...
"I don't know what any of this has to do with me"
and then Cordy says
"I Don't know what any of this has to do with me"
I think it showed real honesty and yet was highly amusing at the same time.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:15 pm
i think this is from season 5, but i don't remember what episode, but Spike's outside of Buffy's house and she walks out and finds him and says (this is not verbatum) "Spike, in 5 words or less, what are you doing here?" and then he holds up a finger per word and says "Out-for-a-walk...b***h"
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:22 pm
Does anyone remember the little "Greek God" show Buffy, Xander, and Willow performed at the end of "The Puppet Show"??? xd oh dear god that was great.
*Interesting Fact: that was the first and only episode where it continued through the credits*
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:23 pm
ArtseZorro719 i think this is from season 5, but i don't remember what episode, but Spike's outside of Buffy's house and she walks out and finds him and says (this is not verbatum) "Spike, in 5 words or less, what are you doing here?" and then he holds up a finger per word and says "Out-for-a-walk...b***h" Ah yes! I remember that! xd I forgot what episode it was too. But I keep thinking that it was the 4th season. Hmmm... I could be wrong. I shall look it up. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:43 pm
what about in season 4 when all those american indians came to kill buffy. ANgel helped her without being noticed (everyone else noticed him but kept him a secret from buffy)
At the end ... something like "its nice to have everyone here for thanksgiving"
xander"yeah expecially with angel showing up and all"
then they have the funnniest camera angle of buffy's POV at the head of the table and everyone leaning in to look at her shocked .
the credits come upo and all you hear from xander is "oops"
that was so cool!
i think anya sometimes has the best lines! (her short part in "ive got a theroy" song about bunnies)
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:47 pm
oo i forgot about when the trio make buffy be a retail salesman over and over again LMAO
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:11 am
Safika oo i forgot about when the trio make buffy be a retail salesman over and over again LMAO Yeah man, the bits with the mummy hand were hysterical!
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:12 am
I love it in the last episode of Season 7 when Xander has already lost his eye. Buffy comes back after killing the priest and he says "There's a Party in my eye socket and everyone is invited" xd blaugh lol
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:31 am
Safika oo i forgot about when the trio make buffy be a retail salesman over and over again LMAO Yes, that was awesome! Troikaee goodness! heart Troika heart heart Lorne heart
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:58 pm
SgtElias Safika oo i forgot about when the trio make buffy be a retail salesman over and over again LMAO Yes, that was awesome! Troikaee goodness! heart Troika heart heart Lorne heart You're sooooo Silly that's why I love you....You surpass all us other fan girls with your psychotic squeeing goodness.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:15 pm
I think it's hilarious in "Tabula Rasa" when they lose their memories and Spike figures out he's british, and think's he's realated to Giles and lookes on the inside of his jacked and sees "Made with love for Randy" and he says "Randy Giles?! Why not just call me 'Horny Giles' or 'Desperate For A Shag Giles'?"
And also when Anya keeps conjuring bunnies and says "Lou, bugger, brolly. I can never understand what you're saying" and Giles says "What" and then Anya replies "Oh, bugger off ya brolly" that's awesome
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