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Andrew:no here is something that you fellas will love ...xander changed the drapes we love you xander

I like "We could attack the mayor with hummus" -Oz

Hehe. Here's one of my faves:

SPIKE: Stupid git!
TARA: I don't know. He seemed…cute. Was he cute? I mean, I'm not a very good judge, but…
Spike scowls.
TARA: I think he seemed cute.
CLEM: I think he seemed cute, yeah.
Spike gives them both a look of outrage

SPIKE: I had…a…muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
TARA: A muscle cramp? In your…pants?
SPIKE: What, it's a thing.
TARA: Right.

Giles: Look, look, Spike... we have no intention of killing a harmless.. uh, creature.. but we have to know what's been done to you. We can't let you go until we're sure that you're... impotent..."
Spike: "Hey!"
Giles: "Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we're sure you're, you're..."
Buffy: "Flaccid?"
Spike: "You are one step away, missy."
Buffy: "Giles, help! He's going to scold me."

Buffy: "You want something nicer? Look at my poor neck. All bare and tender and exposed... all that blood just pumping away..."
Giles: "Oh, please."
Spike: "Giles, make her stop."
Giles: "If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand."

I loved that episode whee

I know these are from angel but they're really good:
Fred: Well that's just the tip of the fritzburg

(walking down a corridor out of sight) Angel :you could have asked me to turn around
Spike: that would have been to late, it was in the heat of the battle. You should be grateful, I saved your life. (They walk into view and you see that angel has a sword through his stomach which has a strnge creature attached to the pointy end)

Angel: spike, turn around and walk away
Spike:you're a wee little puppet man!

Lorne: Is there a gepetto in the house

Fred: angel, you're cute. With the hair and the little hands

Giles: "This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You
are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! i make allowances for your youth but i expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this...cult?

Buffy: (in a cheerleader outfit) You don't like the color?

xd

Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear.If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace..but we would be hollow..Empty rooms shuttered and dank.Without passion we'd be truly dead
--David Boreanaz - Angel" in ((Passion)) (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

(I really like his entire passion speach)

People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.
--Xander

Cup of tea, cup a tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea. Demon monks. Shoulda gone to Vegas.
--Spike describing Giles' life

Raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun: You're never gonna get the good stuff.
--Whistler, opening Giles' refrigerator

Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.
--Spike, explaining his chip

I maybe dead but I'm still pretty.Which is morethen I can say for you.
--Sarah Michellle Gellar Buffy Summers in "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

I'm an old- fasioned gal.I was raised to believe that the men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.
--Sarah Michellle Gellar Buffy Summers in "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

Xander : No, it's just... this Malcolm guy? What's his deal? I mean, tell me you're not slightly wigged.
Buffy : Okay, slightly. I mean, just not knowing what he's really like.
Xander : Or who he really is. I mean, sure he says he's a high school student, but I can say I'm a high school student.
Buffy : You are.
Xander : Okay, but I can also say that I'm an elderly Dutch woman. Get me? I mean, who's to say I'm not if I'm in the elderly Dutch chat room?
Buffy : I get your point!
[gets his point]
Buffy : I get your point. Oh, this guy could be anybody. He could be weird, or crazy, or old, or... He could be a circus freak.
[panicked]
Buffy : He's probably a circus freak!
Xander : Yeah. I mean, we read about it all the time. Y'know, people meet on the 'Net, they talk, they get together, have dinner, a show, horrible ax murder.
Buffy : Willow ax murdered by a circus freak... Okay, okay, what do we do?
[realizes her paranoia]
Buffy : What are we doing? Xander, you get me started! We are totally overreacting!
Xander : But it's fun, isn't it?

Giles : How did you know it was me?
Buffy : Your eyes. You're the only person in the world that can look that annoyed with me.

Spike : In my head. The chip in my head.
Warren Meers : We're kind of in the middle of something.
Spike : Well, you can play holodeck another time. Right now, I'm in charge.
Spike : Yeah, what are you gonna do if we don't especially feel like maybe playing your...
[Spike rips Boba Fett action figire off its base]
Warren Meers : What are - wait, what are you doing?
Spike : Examine my chip or else Mr. Fett here is the first to die.
Jonathan Levinson : Hey! All - All right. Let's not - Let's not not do anything crazy here.
Andrew Wells : That's a limited edition, 1979 mint condition Boba Fett.
Warren Meers : All right, dude, chill. You can still make it right. You know you don't wanna do this.
Spike : What I want is answers, nimrod!
Warren Meers : Right. But you don't want to hurt the Fett... because, man, you're not coming back from that!
Spike : That right? Let's find out.
[about to rip head off of action figure]
Warren Meers : One sec - Once second.

Xander : [Upon finding Spike trying to stake himself] We've shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it for you.
Willow : Xander.
Xander : What? He wants to die, I wanna help...
Willow : It's ooky. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself.
Spike : Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance.

Buffy : Hi.
Angel : Hi.
Buffy : So, is there danger at the Bronze? Should I beware?
Angel : I can't help thinking I've done something to make you angry. And that bothers me more than I'd like.
Buffy : I'm not angry. I don't know where that comes from.
Angel : What are you afraid of? Me? Us?
Buffy : Could you contemplate getting over yourself for a second? There's no 'us'. Look, Angel, I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't. I moved on. To the living.

[Spike can't bite Willow]
Spike : I don't understand. This sort of thing has never happened to me before.
Willow : Maybe you were nervous.
Spike : I felt all right when it started. Well let's try it again.
[Spike tries to bite Willow and he backs off screaming in pain]
Spike : Damn it. What's wrong with me?
Willow : Maybe you're trying too hard. Doesn't this happen to every vampire?
Spike : Not to me it doesn't.
Willow : It's me isn't it?
Spike : What are you talking about?
Willow : Well you came here looking for Buffy, and settled. You didn't want to bite me, I just happened to be around.
Spike : Piffle.
Willow : I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's all ways, "ooo, you're like a sister to me," or "oh, we're such good friends."
Spike : Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a heartbeat.
Willow : This doesn't make you anymore scary.
Spike : Don't patronize me. I'm only 126 years old.
Willow : Your being too hard on yourself. Why we don't wait a half an hour and try again?

Angel : You know, I started it. The whole... having a soul thing. Before it was all the 'cool new thing'.
Buffy : Oh my god, are you twelve?
Angel : I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.
Buffy : You're not getting the brush off. Are you just going to come here and go all Dawson on me everytime I have a boyfriend?
Angel : Aha! Boyfriend!
Buffy : He's not. But he is in my heart.
Angel : That'll end well.
Buffy : And what was the highlight of our relationship? When you broke up with me or when I killed you?

Giles : Jonathan? How's he?
Buffy : Pretty crappy. His parents are freaking. He got suspended. And toting a piece to school, not exactly winning him a place with the in-crowd. But, I think he's dealing.
Giles : Well, it's good of you to check on him.
Buffy : Well, it's nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity. Except, he's starting to get that look, you know, like he's gonna ask me to Prom.
Giles : Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem, if you...
Buffy : Oh come on. What am I, Saint Buffy? He's like three feet tall.

I'll be back with more