Kaiba: *sigh* this is taking forever...
Yami: Well, let me tell you a scary story to pass the time... It was at duelist kingdom...and I was dueling Mai Valentine...
Mai: Oh, come on Yuigi, make your damn move, the paint on my nails is drying.
Yami: I summon--
Mai: *scowl* *drawl* not that reject magician card again... fine... just don't try and do something lame by attacking my harpie sisters while mirror wall is still on the field.
Yami: err...
Kaiba: Wow, Yugi. really scary. Mai could read one of your obvious moves...whoa...freeeeaaaky...
Yugi: That's not the end of the story, kaiba, now just shut up and listen.
Kaiba:
stare Yami: As I was saying... Well, You know how the group usually watches me duel? I looked up on the balcony...
...and saw Joey pratically falling off.
I was lucky to be where I was, because his pants had fallen down.
Kaiba: ...?
Yami: Kaiba, he wasn't wearing any underwear...
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