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 Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:04 am
Your wish is Granted.
You're now an invertebrate, and as you slide and squirm your way down the side walk, your accidentally get sucked up into the depths of a street sweeper.
Or you could fall through a sewer grate in the gutter, your call.
I wish I had a full samurai outfit, including two katanas.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:25 am
Wish granted, but it's 97 sizes too small, the katanas are broken in half, and it is infested with parasites. biggrin
I wish Domo-kun was my pet. domokun domokun
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:28 pm
Sometimes standing up for what you believe in . . .
Your wish is granted, but your precious Domo-kun pet turns on you and eats your liver.
I wish that these damn treatments didn't hurt so fecking much.
. . . is neither brave, nor wise
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:12 pm
Wish granted, but now your loved ones have to feel the pain for you.
I wish I could spend the summer with my father.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:47 pm
wish granted, but then your father leaves you again and gets abducted by aliens. who then eat your soul.
I wish noone hated me and all the girls loved me. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:03 am
Granted! suddenly everyone loves you and a pack of girls are following you everywhere so you never have any privacy ever again--everywhere you are they are, you cannot hide!
I wish for a stapler!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:59 pm
Granted! It's a styrofoam stapler for safety. 3nodding
I wish my clothes stayed clean.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:51 pm
Wish granted, but all the dirt goes toward your face and you get horrible zits and noone will look at you.
I wish i had a glass of water.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:35 pm
Pikefish99 Wish granted, but all the dirt goes toward your face and you get horrible zits and noone will look at you. I wish i had a glass of water. granted but the water had poison in it i wish i never made a wish
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:03 pm
Granted. Everything you've ever wanted no longer exists.
I wish I was as good at gaming as my fiance.
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:02 pm
Granted, but now both of you are at a everlasting stalemate so to speak.
I wish I can get everything I would like to get done with this slight break from school.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:44 am
granted, but then your break is cut short
I wish i didnt have this stupid cold anymore =[
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:45 am
Granted. Your cold is gone, but it turned into a deadly disease instead.
I wish it would stop raining.
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