~This is a lovely profile for my character Fai Eitsvaag.
Name: Fai Eitsvaag ( Duh, 'Course, Told Ya' Already)
Age: 21 ( Adulthood is creul)
Gender: Male (He demands a v****a for easier intercourse )
Nationality: Norwegian ( Hinge Dinge Dorgen. )
Hair Color: Blond ( Totally like, Barbie blond. )
Eye Color: Blue ( Totally Dull Icky, Need Pretty Contacts Fer' Sure )
Sexuality: Gay ( Which Totally Means He's Allowed To Call People Fags.)
Height: 5'11 ( Just shy of 'real man' height. Damn. )
Weight: 110 (You Skinny ******** )
Race: Human ( AKA No Funky Power s**t )
Ethnicity: Caucasian ( Not Allowed To Be Racist )
Status: Technically Married, Can't find Husband And Screws Around Anyways ( So Unfaithful! )
Appearance: ( If I Didn't Already Basically Spell that Out) Blond hair, tall, dully colored blue eyes and very fair skin. He'd look pretty effeminate if he didn't have slightly broad shoulders. Has a almost malicious look to his face. Is skinny, but not attractive skinny, skinny to the point he just looks lanky and awkward. He's usually just in old jeans and some random shirt, he doesn't care too much about clothes. Won't wear shoes, he likes his bare feet. He loves candy necklaces and is usually found with one, or five, strung around his neck. He has a small red mark under his right eye that's a scar, and the word 'p***y' carved into his back that's a scar as well, that happened during some encounter with a man who thought he deserved the title. He seems to find it more hilarious than embarrassing though. ( LOL, What A f** )
Bio: ( Later, I'll Do It Later, He Has No Definitive Backstory At The Moment. He's A Dumb Whore With Diseases, Now You Know Enough)
Dumb Extra s**t:
Probable Number of Lover: Like, Totally Like 400
Likes: Dark-Skinned People, Men In General, Nice Smelling Hair, Music, Legs, Octopus, People Who Generally don;t Like him ( LOL Haters Only Make me Stronger, b***h ) Frosting, Popsicles, Cookies, Phallic Imagery
Dislikes: Other Fags cept' his hos, Scars, Spit, Butterflies, Children, People Who Can't Loosen Up
Has A Strange Love For Octopuses And Fantasizes About Them Regularly
No One's b***h
Like Totally Has So Much AIDS
Can't Fight Worth A Damn
Self-Centered, Stuck-up, Narcisstic Little b***h
I Love Iced Tea.
