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>FINDING IT HARD TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT...
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>NOT ANYMORE!!!!
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>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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> 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
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> 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
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> 3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
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> 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
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> 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
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> 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
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> 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
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> 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
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> 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
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> 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
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> 11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY
>SUPERIOR.
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> 12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
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> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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> 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE
>FACILITY.
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> 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
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> 3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
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> 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
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> 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
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> 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
>HORIZONTAL.
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> 7. He does not act like a TOTAL a** - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL
>INVERSION.
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> 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
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> 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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> 10 . He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.
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>AND JUST TO TOP IT OFF....
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>Criminals are not criminals anymore - They are Corrective Service Clients.
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Yep, I'm a owner operator, with a bad case of rectal cranial inversion. xd

My sister and I have a good relationship, which I blame upon the fourteen year age difference. My theory is, that the closer in age you are to your siblings, the more you hate them. sweatdrop

hah I can see that happening. You kind of go thrrough the tough periods of your life at the same time so you tend to stress each other out and such. If they are that much older...they can be kind of like a second parent xp

My sister is also the source of my fear of physical contact with others though. Long story short, she loved me too much when I was a baby. gonk

D: Is all I can say.

<_<... >_>
You could've said "p***s" though...

p***s. (: