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I've been thinking (Mostly when I've been trying to sleep and because of this I can't) about those questions that have no answers. About those mysteries of the universe that were never meant to be solved. I'm pretty sure if they are solved, It'll create some sort of paradox.

I like Paradoxes. domokun

Why do we drive on a parkway, park on a driveway?

Why, that when we pop corn, we get popcorn. And when we pop a balloon, we get bang. Or pop a soda, and get fizz.

Why do people insist on putting hot dogs in packages of 8, buns in packages of 10? And vice versa. Never are the numbers the same.

Why is it that when something is bad, it's actually good.

Why do socks always come in pairs, but one sock always vanishes quickly.

Why is New York known for better salsa then Mexico.

Why are there so many hurricanes this year hitting land. All the same piece of land. stressed

What exactly are the four cheeses on a four cheese pizza?


More questions welcomed. I'll try to solve these..when I can't sleep. Which will keep me up. Gah. I demand answers. domokun

It is because god hates Florida's sinners. REPENT YOUR SINS! THE END IS NEAR!


No clue man....It sucks don't it?

Magic Three-Cheese. I think Romano is in there, but not Ricotta. Ricotta is too soft of a cheese to work on a pizza. Softer then Mozzarella.

Why is it called after dark, isn't it after light?



Shouldn't monosyllabic be a shorter word?



Shouldn't there be an easier way to spell dyslexic?





And the hot dogs/hot dog buns question is one of the twelve keys to unlocking the ultimate-conspiracy-which-expalins-everything.

According to a theory of mine, in each pair of socks, there is an "Alpha" and a "Beta" sock. When left alone (such as in a dryer, for instance), the Alpha sock will assert its dominance by eating the Beta sock, ensuring that only the stonger Alphas pair up and presumably reproduce only other Alphas.



Because they're too busy tending my lawn to improve the formula. blaugh



Because of the Al Queada hurricane generator. xd

Now, some more questions:

Why are they called apartments if they're all together?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?

In the English Parliment, why is the Speaker of the House not allowed to speak?

Did DopplerZero sell his soul to the devil(c) to become the most strapping sex symbol on the known web?

Now, for some party filler- the U-235 list of masturbation euphemisms proceeds:

-Wrestling with the cyclops
-Doin' the Han Solo
-Doing your homework
-Drilling for oil
-Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love whee
-Fire the Surgeon General
-Fishing with dynamite
-Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
-Holding your own
-Left to your own devices
-Liquidating the inventory
-Making a cash withdrawal
-Minding your own business
-Pat the Robertson
-Playing solitaire
-Putting your thumb in the porridge
-Raining on your parade
-Relishing your hot dog
-Rubbing yourself until you have an orgasm
-Sampling the secret sauce
-Shooting yourself in the foot
-Spending your Christmas bonus
-Stewing in your own juices
-Summoning the genie
-Taking a load off
-Taking matters into your own hands
-Varnishing the banister
-Wrestling with your emotions
-Working up a foamy lather
-Emptyin' the Saloon
-Pocket Punch 'n' Judy
-Signing your John Hancock
-Dragging Thyself to Hell, One Hand's Breadth at a Time
-Waving to Queen Victoria
-Trying for a Scarlet "M"
-Oiling the Pennywhistle
-Assaulting the Tower of London
-Cleaning the Musket
-Quashing the Southern Uprising
-Monitoring your Merrimac
-Driving the Golden Spike
-Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation
-Churning the Codpiece Butter
-Square Dancing with Satan
-Addressing Lord Palmer
-Unsheathing the Meatsaber
-Releasing the Special Edition
-Jumping to Delight Speed
-Lap-based web browsing
-Gettin' some air nookie
-Wrangling the invertebrate serpent
-Tango Con Mano
-Jostling your Elder
-Ruminating & Pondering
-Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend
-Releasing the hostages
-Tickling your Elmo
-Fixing the Hubble
-Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
-Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
-Beta-testing the hardware
-Downloading from your own website
-Evicting the testicular squatters
-Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship's Primary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation

aww you forgot polishing the dolphin silly man <3

It's like afternoon. It's the timeperiod after Y has occurred.


No, it wouldn't be descriptive enough, and you'd end up having to say what it means 90% of the time.

Hell no. It's indicitive of the learning disability.

How about... Cashing your check?

Or defragmenting your hard drive? ^_^