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No! Why do the good ones always...

Lumanny the Space Jew

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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:53 pm

... fall for badly written vampire novels?

I have an interfaith family so even though I'm Jewish, I do Christmas.
My aunt was opening her present when...

AUNT: Did you get what I asked for?
GRANDMA: Yes.
AUNT: Lumanny, brace yourself: you're going to be disgusted.
LUMANNY: Something... Twilight?AUNT: (Reaches in the bag and pulls out "Breaking Dawn") The whole series.
LUMANNY: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUNT: Everyone at work is talking about it.

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:36 pm

Is it wrong that I laughed?

My aunt got me a book too.

But it was this huge "Complete collection of Shakespeare" or something. I can barely lift it. sweatdrop