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 Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:39 pm
Twist the Wish
The rules are simple. Look at the wish of the person above you, then twist the wish in the worst way you can think of. Example:
Wish:I wish I had no more school.
Twist: Hooray! You have no more school, but not because you graduated-- you dropped out, and now live on the streets near the subway with a pet rat named George.
That's all, so let's play!
~ ~ ~ ~
O-k, since there is no one above me, I'll make the first wish. Wish: I wish I had a TV in my room...
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:46 pm
Twist: the magical genie of fern trees has granted you your wish via a knocked down wall. Yes, the wall separating your room from the living room broke down during a particularly strong lightning storm, making one giant room. Now you can watch tv whenever you want!
Wish: I wish I had a sandwich.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:55 pm
Twist: Your wish has been granted! Remember that one hobo that's been looking at you for a week? Well he made you a special ham and cheese sandwich with his own special Mayo! Enjoy~! Also in an incorrect grab in the bathroom he mistook your sandwich as paper towel....
Wish: I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:32 am
Twist: Congratulations! Those same genies that knocked down your wall have fulfilled another wish! You are flying! That's right, about a mile and a half above ground, and now about a mile... and half a mile... I guess you didn't really specify how long you wanted to fly... But falling from great heights still counts right?
Wish: I wish I was Super Smart!
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:45 pm
Twist: Congratulations! You have been chosen to be the new Guinea Pig in the super smart helmet research! The only known side affect is forced vegetation state after a two hour brain blast! Enjoy it while it lasts because when it ends you'll be laying still for a while!
Wish: I wish I had a Genie!
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:13 pm
Twist: Whazzah! You are now the proud owner of the genie of fern trees action figure! Unfortunately, this genie is both invisible and intangible, so it may seem like it's not there, but it is! You just have to believe!
Wish: I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:10 am
Twist: A car? That's an easy one! Why didn't you say so? Here you go, wish came true! A New 2007 Ford Shelby Mustang Hot Wheels Car! It may be a little smaller than the original model, but I swear it has AMAZING gas mileage!
Wish: I wish I was King of the World!
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:10 am
Twist: In honor of your birthday, your parents took you to the infamous "Toy World" where you were given a paper crown and the title of king! Happy Birthday!
Wish: I wish I could go to Costa Rica.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:16 pm
Twist: Welcome to Costa Rica! Enjoy this brief stop, and break from being in that sweaty tour bus (whose air conditioning broke in a freak fork accident), as we continue South on the continuation of the "Sewage Plants of South America Tour"! Please, for your own good, steer clear the washrooms at this stop~!
Wish: I wish math was optional.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:51 pm
Twist: It's optional! Huzzaaaah! So now you don't take it! 8D
But then suddenly a military power breaks into your country and execute everyone who wasn't taking math. That means you.
Wish: I wish that I didn't have to do this project.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:45 pm
Twist: Thanks to a wonderful screw up with your teacher's planner the project is no longer due! Sadly there was a replacement, a 25 page essay on the life cycle of mold due tomorrow!
Wish: I wish Anime people were real.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:30 am
Twist: Congratulations! yet another wish has come true! Anime is real! Or, to be specific, everyone is anime, thus making it real. However, I do believe you forgot that these particular cartoons have all sorts of nudity, and rapists, sex-crazed tentacle aliens, perverted teachers, *****, and so on. And, of course, you get the full experience, you are the CUTEST little school girl out there. Oh well, enjoy it while you can, because you are going to be sore as hell tomorrow.
Wish: I wish I had a Girlfriend.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:36 pm
Twist: Here you are! You're very own girlfriend who so happens to be a Siren! Watch out for those kisses though, they'll take more then your breathe away!
Wish:I wish I could surf.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:56 pm
Twist: Congrats! You're the best surfer around! Well, except that you had to give something in return (you can't just get what you want for free, gosh!) This of course resulted in the loss of your right leg. Good luck with the whole surfing thing, champ.
Wish: I wish I didn't have a cold anymore.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:00 pm
Twist: Whoop de doo! Looks like dear ol' doc was wrong, you don't have the cold! You are now the happy host of a colony of HIV viruses! Back to your good old life, eh? Enjoy it while it lasts~
Wish: I wish my (gay) friend would shut up (about Zac Efron).
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