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SpookySushi658 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:12 am
I'll start off with an inspirational joke.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven,
the first muffin says: boy its hot in here.
the second muffin says: Oh my god its a talking muffin!
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:11 pm
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SpookySushi658 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:25 am
xD funny, lets see someone top it!
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 3:12 am
In Egypt, we no longer have the Jew to build the pyramid.
We now have women to do it instead.
Much Success!
[Ps i cant win this contest I just like to joke around]
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ScramblesThe_DeathDealers Crew
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:58 pm
There once lived 2 men one man was blind and the other one was deaf.
One day the blind man asked the deaf man could he see his future wife to be. The deaf man said yes, so the blind man gets all happy and gets ready for him and his new brides wedding. At the alter the blind man waits and waits and waits, finally he becomes sad and leaves. The next day the blind man asked the deaf man what happened to his bride to be. The deaf man replyed, "I'm sorry, what you say? i cant read lips either or read for that matter." The blind shouts then why on earth you got eyes fo?! The deaf man reply's "What you got eyes fo? If you cant see a fool when you see one!" With that the blind man walked off heartbroken and lonely...Quietly the deaf man said to himself,"He cant here a fool either cause e the biggest fool i done ever layed eyes and ears too!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:03 pm
You be Burger King and i'll be McDonald's. You'll be havin it your way and I'll be lovin' it. Pervy joke i know lulz
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:56 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:58 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:34 pm
r u kiddin me am i really the only recent poster
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