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 Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:18 pm
No, this is not an ad. Take your favorite of anything, and it turns out they're hired at Target! Daily adventures abound, from cleaning the vomit at Checkout Seven to having the midnight romance with the giant Barbie doll. Come one, come all, come and shop at Target! Rules: 1. Must have AT LEAST 2 Employees - One for Day Shift, One for Night Shift 2. Once a person's shift ends, you must stop roleplaying them and switch to your other shift manager. 3. Must have AT LEAST 1 Shopper who interacts with the Employees and ticks them off. 4. PM me all Profiles Day Shift Manager: Kamiss - Bruce Wayne Night Shift Manager: ChaaChan - The 501st Clone Trooper Legion General Manager (Just occasionally talks to managers and over intercom): Kamiss - Gary the Boring Guy (PM ME IF YOU WANT THIS JOB!) 
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:20 pm
Kamiss:
Day Shift: Caffeinated Bruce Wayne
Night Shift: Caffeinated Batman
Customer: Naruto Uzumaki
ChaaChan:
Day Shift: Gir
Night Shift: The 501st Clone Trooper Legion
Customer: ?
Ultima Scorpio:
Day Shift: Ren and Stimpy
Night Shift: ?
Customer: Xemnas
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:53 pm
Bruce Wayne walked around shaking, bumping into customers and yelling 'GOTCHA!' before disappearing into a burst of caffeinated smoke. "I WORK ALL SHIFTS!" He yelled, running around people in circles. He then stopped, straightened his million-dollar suit, and walked away calmly.
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:43 am
Xemnas walks up to the counter to purchase some Puerto Rican workout videos. A little girl runs up to him and pulls on his sleeve.
"Do you know that your name spells mansex??"
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:37 pm
Bruce walked over calmly, bending over and putting his face close to the little girl's. "Hey, little girl. Please, DON'T ANNOY THE OTHER CUSTOMERS YOU B****!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:45 pm
Gir walked up to a confused looking costomer and said "may i heeeeeeeelp you??" the costomer replies "why yes, i was wondering if you had any mooses" gir screams "MOOOOSE MOOOOSEY MOOOSE"and eats the costomer and spits him up on isle 7, points to the moose display and leaves the very confused and spitty costomer
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:59 pm
"WHY'D YOU DO THAT, GIR, YOU MIGHT HAVE SCARED OF THAT CUSTOMER!" Bruce walks off, giggles crazily at the sight of the spittled customer, and turns back to Gir. "THAT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE, I SHOULD FIRE YOU, YOU'RE MEAN, MEANIE MEANY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE---------' Bruce falls asleep with a snore.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:15 pm
Ren and Stimpy huddle in the diaper aisle...
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:59 pm
Naruto Uzumaki walks up behind Xemnas. "Hehe, MANSEX!" he yells, laughing at the Puerto Rican videos. Then he sobered up. "Man, NOTHING is made in the U.S. anymore, d@*% it." He walked over to a staff member. "Where do you sell sake? I'm depressed."
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:42 pm
Xemnas is pissed off and walks away, seeing Voldemort shopping in the Babies section. Rikku (girl) is holding his hand limply while sighing as her pregnant belly bounces for no reason. "C'mon Voldy, can't we go get a latte or somethin'?"
"NO, it's bad for the baby."
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:12 pm
O_O <----- Expression on Naruto's face.
"I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna get drunk tonight."
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:22 pm
"KEEP THE BOOZE AWAY FROM THE BABY." Voldemort screeches and writhes as Rikku chews her gum loudly and scratches her buttcrack. She inches towards Naruto and burps loudly.
"Yo, man, wanna get me a latte or somthin'?"
"Oho, believe it! I'm gonna buy you a latte, believe it! And I'm gonna get drunk tonight, believe it!"
"Oh yeah, I can believe it...wackyface mcspazatron..."
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