You have always felt alone. But then...while lost somewhere in Towns...you discovered something. That "something" was The Mass. The Mass is not just one person...The Mass is everything. The air you breathe...the water you drink...the books you read...the dirty thoughts you think...it is all part of The Mass...

What's that you say? You wish to join The Mass?

The Mass welcomes all..

Welcome to The Mass...the very meaning of the Universe.

You. Have. Been. Mass-ified!!