We are the New Akatsuki. So far, we are small, but soon, we shall rule the world!!!



RULES (A good few of these are random... and come from various places, such as "How To Join Akatsuki For Dummies", a piece by Aiko-chan of DeviantArt.)

1. No excessive spamming. One warning for this one.
2. No godmodding. Two strikes, you're out.
3. Obey the Leader.
4. Do not question the Leader's authority. (or sanity)
5. Zetsu is allowed to contradict himself as much as he likes. Do not interfere unless one half or the other wishes it. If both suggest interference, have fun with it, but appear serious (for your own physical safety).
6. No calling Deidara "girly" or anything of the sort. You never insult artists... and we have Deidara fangirls lurking. Fangirls are scary when angered...
7. Do not annoy Pein/Nagato. Your life depends on it.
8. No cruel pranks, such as putting TERMITES in Akasuna no Sasori's bed. It can result in bad things. (such as death)
9. Insulting Kisame is ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN!!!!! (According to Tetra... the top fangirl of Kisame in the clan...). It can result in things worse than death... (seeing pics of Oro in the shower, for instance)
10. Anything said while drunk should not be taken seriously. Anything said while drunk should be repeated.
11. No prank calls to Otogakure. (Hidden Sound) As much as we love to annoy Orochimaru (Tetra especially, who takes great pleasure in doing this), the long-distance bill is detrimental to our main goal.
12. "Save a horse, ride a weasel" is NOT funny. (only a little)
13. No going commando under the cloak. (Except Hidan. It's part of his religion.)
14. No streaking. (Again, Hidan is an exception.)
15. No ordering ramen to the base. Naruto could follow the scent here, and that's bad. (I dunno how... ask Pein.)
16. If you feel like it (and have the items), you can dress as an Akatsuki member to show your "clan spirit". The leader already has a banner for the clan (look at the top of the page), so we have no need for a banner... unless it is one for the members' signatures. If so, that will be greatly appreciated by whomever you make them for.
17. We are (or can be) really random. If you cannot handle that, it is best you turn back...

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To join, here is all you have to put in for the reason:


Basic knowledge of the Akatsuki (Their names, genders, abilities)

PROMISE you won't go rabid fangirl on us. (I love Kisame, but even I don't go that far)

Name one of those rules from above. DO NOT copy/paste. I don't like stuff like that.

Again, most of us are random (especially Yuzuki). Please make sure you are able to handle such levels of randomness, topic-changing for pointless reasons, stupidity, and/or bullcrap.


Thank you for listening. This is Tetra Kataki saying have a nice day.


(Note: Please do not donate. We have enough donations for now. If we need more, I shall announce such.)