-scroll posted to the gate of a mysterious, looming, castle, resting atop a large hill on the outskirts of barton-

"Ye who seeketh peace and rest for thy GCD, enter of thy own accord. Inside thou shalt find ye Knights of the GCD, a couragous lot that do protecteth thine GCD frommeth the evils of ye repeat threads, trolls, spammeth, and the heinous necromancers of olde. The training do be tough, but if thou brave its fearsome daunt, thy shalt find thyself in ye place of Courage and Valor, ruleth with ye guiding hand of the Arch-Mage, the Defender of the Santity, Kuchis Wizardly Business, who smiteth the scum with his magykal hammer of magyk. If though do seeketh to join, pleaseth answer thy following riddles of thy minde

1. Why doth thou seeketh to join?
2. Whenneth confronted with ye misplaced thread, what do thou doeth?
3. A threade of yonder is loweth of content, whith ye spoons and hit and runneths, what do thou do?
4. Are ye ready?"

You knock, and the gates swing open...