"Do you ever feel abandoned by your best friends? Do you have feelings of nostalgia when it comes to remembering all the people that used to sit at your lunch table the previous year?
Well, I do.
But sadness aside, I will not give up. An influential person (whose name I will not mention) once said “YES WE CAN!” and so I can!
Join my fight to win back our friends, win back our table, and win back the fun!
Are you with me?"