Welcome to The Hate Guild (heroic music plays). Let's start off by saying... you are not welcome. And if you hate not being welcomed, THIS IS THE GUILD FOR YOU!!
So for those of you
who hate stuff, hate hating stuff, hate those who hate stuff, join this hatable guild. Together we'll make this a more hatable world... if that's even possible.
If you believe that you're not one to hate, feel free to join anyways and enlighten us about how you hate not hating stuff <.<.....>.>... anyone is welcomed. Bring your friends. . . or enemies or whatever. XD

Here are one of our many lists of things you might hate:
-when you take off your pants, your sock comes off with them and sometimes even your underwear too.
-when you have to pee but its too cold to take off your pants.
-when you're already pooping and barely notice that there's no toilet paper.
-When your cat scratches you
-When your parents take away your phone thinking they're teaching you a lesson but in reality all you do is miss it.
-When your mother gives away your cat cause she wants to be a dickface.
-when ppl forget your birthday (not that i care psh!)
-When guys think they can play every instrument in a band.
-when ppl send you a txt message saying "ok" <--- waste of text message.
-going to church parties.
-when ppl stare at you suspiciously as if you're gonna steal something in a store (even if you do steal something it's still rude!)
-waking up to go to school
-when teachers give you homework on the weekend
-when ppl don't write back to your messages
-When you're disgusted with your own zits. -cough cough- Co Captain.
-School.
-When your iPod dies in the middle of a kick butt song
-When the only thing you don't procrastinate in is sending back a text message. (seriously. i went 205 txt messages over this month. Thats 20 effin dollars!!!! I'm Scared!!!! oh god Ima get ittttt.....)
-Sales Tax. -____- Seriously. Like WTH?? They charge you extra for buying something on top of what you're already spending to buy it in the first place!!! It especially sucks when you're buying a laptop. Sales Tax is 100 dollars alone!! GAAAAH!!! ...stab myself in the face.
-Traffic. Especially when you wanna get somewhere important on time so you wont miss any bands like Asking Alexandria and Dance Gavin Dance and signings from ADTR and The Devil Wears Prada!! Its even worse when this IMPORTANT day is the day RIGHT before a national holiday!! Damn you warped Tour for being on July 3rd. Wait, no. I shouldn't blame warped Tour. Damn the United States for obtaining their liberty on July Fourth!!... Yeah, much better....Jesus.
-when people dont post and let your Guild DIE!!!!

So if you relate to any of these, have ideas of more hatable things, or simply hate being bored, join.. NOW or I'll be coming for you!! And I'd hate to have to do that.