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If you are offended by the following:
Sickenly cute little girly girls (and some boys), gratuitous slapstick violence, Jesus being used as an NPC, Godmodding, blatant disregard for authority figures, blatant disregard for roleplaying rules, tea parties, the color pink, smoking, drinking, blood, gore. Then please leave now!
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]http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=23
Once upon a time, it is said - Shirley Temple had a very dark thought. A thought about getting back at bad people who
hurt others. She quickley became very ashamed of this awful thought and hid this thought - threw this thought to the
wind. Yay it was gone!
No it wasn't.
This thought flew into the universe and like a black feather - it settled into a dark valley - a dark set of mountains
where few cared to travel - and festered.
The sweetness of its creator and the bitterness of its essance quickly formed a sticky spot there that soon became a
curse. Years and years passed and this sticky spot began to suck in other black feathers - other bitter pieces of sugar from other little girls. Some stronger some weaker -
"...They don't care about me"...
"...Grandpa did that because he loves me..."
"..My birthday isn't really important..."
".......The kitty deserved it..She scratched me......"
"....They'll never find out....He deserved it he hurt me...I had to make him go away for good..."
Soon this sticky spot became a Gingerbread house...
And a Gingerbread house has the tendancy of attracting children.
The souls of those little girls and boys who died manifested here...The curse brought them in like flys to honey. Some dead in the true sense and other dead in the sense that their souls had left their body long ago and their body roamed around the world - souless...Some in monotonous Desk jobs, others held great seats of power in great nations. It didn't matter for they too had lost their souls.For years these lost souls played in the cursed Gingerbread house purposeless...Then came a special soul...Her name was Spank me Silly. Quite an odd name. For she was an odd soul from an odd little girl. She looked at the other little boys and girls and scratched her pink head.
"Dammit you guys! Don't you ever get bored just playing and and drinking tea all day?"
The other kids looked at her. "Then what should we do?"
Spank me Silly grinned a sadistic grin "Well payback of course."
The Gingerbread house became deathly silent...Then....Screams of Joy.
Rulez
1. God Modding is Allowed
2. Autohitting is Allowed
3. Only one army may attack us at one time however
4. You are allowed to destroy our base but cannot do so instantly. (We have defenses too you know sheesh xp )
5. You may kill anybody on base - even guests.
6. Very important: All damage dealt to us and all damage we deal (killings, oblitteration of bases, killing of puppydogs, kitties, squashing of birthday cakes ect. is reset at 3:00AM PST. Everything goes back to what it was before damage was dealt - no exeptions! xd Remember our powers come from a powerful curse and the curse states that everthing resets at 3 am pst.
Given all this we may also do all of this to the attacking force's base and the same rules apply.
We can also begin an attack on a force's base and the rules will still apply.
No matter what happens everything will be reset at 3am pst.
There is a way of lifting the curse but only I (Spank me Silly) knows. And I will never tell xp
7. We don't need our hands held so calling in the Mods will get you banned immediately!! scream
8. No cybering
9. Follow the TOS.
10. Try to be nice (Yes even when killing each other ^_^)
11. Spank me is teh Schmex! ^_~
I will add more rules as they are needed.
ShadowCrickett