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kiddphoenix · 2005-09-02T11:13:23-07:00

[color=darkred]Greetings, and welcome to my little coffee shop/nail salon. We also serve alcohol beverages, but we card. Please limit any dialects that are not plain english. And try to keep grammar and spelling adequate. [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/lionheartpheonix/COFFEEMUG.jpg[/img] [b][u]Post 1:[/u] Introduction [u]Post 2:[/u] Rules, etc. [u]Post 3:[/u] Staff [u]Post 4:[/u] The shop itself [u]Post 5:[/u] Blacklist [u]Post 6 [/u] Events [u]Post 7:[/u] Affiliates...

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Post: 9837458_1 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:13:23 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:13:23 +0000

Greetings, and welcome to my little coffee shop/nail salon. We also serve alcohol beverages, but we card. Please limit any dialects that are not plain english. And try to keep grammar and spelling adequate.

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Post 1: Introduction
Post 2: Rules, etc.
Post 3: Staff
Post 4: The shop itself
Post 5: Blacklist
Post 6 Events
Post 7: Affiliates & Links
Post 8:Macchiatos!

Thank you for coming. Please enjoy your time here at the Another Nail In The Coffee Shop.
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Post: 9837458_2 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:22:08 +0000
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Warning System

First violation of the rules gets you a warning, the second a threat, and the third strike you're out. No exceptions.

PROHIBITED POSTING:
exclaim Masochism (self-injury) will be discussed only without pride in one's own actions.
exclaim Animal/Human abuse will be discussed without mention of one's own actions.
exclaim No person will be insulted for their sexual activity or lack thereof, and no extreme pressure will be applied to change one's opinions on the matter of their own sexuality.
exclaim No descrimination as to age or any other factor, including time spent on Gaia (no n00b bashing)
exclaim NO FLAMING WHATSOEVER. Insults should be kept to a playful minimum. For example, both Invidentia and AbsintheMinded are midgets. They know I love them, so it's ok. Another example: dpo2 is a psychopath in the making. Not permitted, because it is serious and malicious.
exclaim Sexism will be kept to a minimum.
exclaim 11 year olds having sex is vile. No more mention of it.

Rules

1. There will be no flaming of anyone. Ever. Be nice.
2. Adhere to the requests of myself and the other high-level employees.
3. Keep advertising to a minimum.
4. PG-13, people. Keep cursing to a minimum. You can flirt, but don't let it get out of control.
5. Contrary to the rules of many threads, I don't care about page-stretching and long posts and such very much. I only mind if it gets out of hand.

Anyone who violates these rules will not find friends in this forum.

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Post: 9837458_3 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:24:03 +0000
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Staff

High-level Employees

Resident Exuder of Awesome, The Sexless Wonder who bruises easily but bleeds poison, accquaintence of prospectors that dig for crackers, the Proprietor of the Insomnia Cafe, and the prettiest damn dandelion you ever did see: AbsintheMinded

Macchiato Machine: Acada

Broom Closet: Invidentia

Bartender: Redamerika

Mid-Level Employees

Maintenance: dpo2

Low Level Employees

Bathroom cleaning: Mr. Produce Man

Pets

Invisible Girl: o8simplicity

Available positions:

Servers
Bartender
Manicure Machine
Entertainers
Head Bouncer
Chef

Various decor (i.e. potted plants, paintings, etc.)

Yes, some staff members are inanimate objects.

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Post: 9837458_5 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:27:48 +0000
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Furniture

Coffee tables
Couches (one zebra print, one leopard print, one paisley)
Open bar
Macchiato Machine's poster
Counter
AbsintheMinded's section (hammock, collection of small ugly stuffed animals, wing chair, Chris Brown dartboard, lifesize Alton Brown doll)

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Post: 9837458_7 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:32:21 +0000
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Blacklist

No one yet, but if all goes as planned...

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Post: 9837458_8 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:33:29 +0000
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Events:

1000th post: Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 5:14 pm by kiddphoenix

Sooner or later, as we near the 100th page mark, we will be hosting a little gathering, a party if you will, to celebrate said event and to facilitate its coming. There will be an update in here when the time comes.

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Post: 9837458_9 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:34:32 +0000
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Affiliates & Links

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Lose yourself and speaketh freely...(LostIdenity's thread)

LostIdenity's Quest

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Post: 9837458_11 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:39:27 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:39:27 +0000

A-a-Hem...Definition of a Macchiato:

There are many different type of Macchiato's. My favorite to make is the Caramel Macchiato. (Starbucks sells like 80,000 type of macchiatos)

# milk
# espresso
# vanilla syrup
# your favorite caramel sauce

That is a typical Caramel Macchiato. Easy to make, but leave it to Starbucks and the Corporate world to get you hooked!

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And yes, it's caffinated...VERY caffinated lol

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WARNING: Spelling doesn't come included in my warranty confused

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Post: 9837458_15 created on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:46:50 +0000
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