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Post: 9637732_1 created on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:03:19 +0000
Posted: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:03:19 +0000

*Thank you Katy (9 ate 7) for the art! xD*

That's right, a free avatar contest with prizes, ratings, and all that good stuff! What's the catch? Just follow some really easy rules. Why do I do it? Because I'm freakin' psycho. :B

If you wish to join the contest then PLEASE READ THE RULES so you know what to do. Trust me, I'll know if you didn't... ninja

To be rated, just scroll down to the Rating section of the thread so yo know what to do. 3nodding

The first one to get 10 votes wins!
The prize is a 100,000gold right now!
But remember, Blaze can be a cheapy McCheapskape, so prizes won't always stay the same! ^^
So if you'd like, please donate to keep these contest going! 3nodding

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NO CONTEST RIGHT NOW CUZ IM LAZY

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People that were not picked, don't be discouraged! I just might do another round...

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Post: 9637732_2 created on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:05:09 +0000
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* DON'T PM ME ASKING FOR A SPOT. Just because you PM me does not give you a better chance of getting picked, it just annoys me. gonk

* Contestants must at least have visible 5 items. (Unless I say otherwise!)

* Bumping is allowed, but ONLY during a contest. If there isn't a contest going on and people are just nicely chatting, please don't spam the thread.

* If you are in the contest then you must remain active in the thread until the contest IS OVER, even if it is just bumping. Contestants need to at the very least bump the thread once a day. This isn't a post and run!

* Please, no using mules to vote. That is cheating, and cheating is bad. Veeeery bad.

* No advertising yourself or others! This is cheating and if I find you doing this, you will be disqualified and banned from here.

* As some of you may have noticed, I enter myself into my own contest from time to time. So in the unlikely event that I were to win, second place gets half of the prize. 3nodding

** And to make sure you read the rules, to enter the contest, you must post, "May I enter? I will give Blaze a turtle!" In bold letters, and the text color has to be crimson or orange. Text size doesn't matter. domokun

* If you wish to be rated, please look over the rating section of the thread!

(Will add more rules if I feel it necessary. Doubt it though. xD )

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Post: 9637732_3 created on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:06:12 +0000
Posted: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:06:12 +0000

[10/27/10 Just realized it's been two years since I've updated this. Just want to say HAPPY HOLLOWEEN to everyone in case I don't get a chance to on the actual day, things are going to be hectic as usual for me for a little while. Wish me luck in Virginia!

[08/24/08] So I updated a few games and whatnot, beefed up some of the prizes. Check it out! :3

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Well, to keep things entertaining in the thread, let's play a few games shall we?

Game 1: I got this idea from Toothy's panty auction. You roll 12, 12 sided dice. If you get a total of '43' then I will give you Sealed Envolope or the MC of the month. :3

Game 2: I get this idea from The Gummy Bear Club. From time to time I will post here with my bunni account (Blazing Bunni) in her ghostly form. When I say "BOO!" the first person who posts "I CAUGHT YOU!" will win some random amount of gold (500g+) or maybe an item. :3

Game 3: All right, I call this game "The HELL is that? O_O" I'll post a picture here and you've got to follow whatever instructions I tell you to do with it on the bottom of the picture to win. I could be to guess what something in the picture is, or maybe find something hidden in the picture. Who knows? (Because I don't) xD

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Tell me: What is the image above the text?
If you can guess what it is on the first guest, you win 5k.
The correct guess after your fist guest you'll win 1k.
Sorry, no regs can play this round either. xD
Next round will be available to everyone, I promise. <3

CONTEST!!!: First person on every announced page gets that months Sealed Envelope/ Thank You Letter! Thread rules still apply, which means you can't bump your way to the prize unless there is a contest going on! D:<

Pg. 1000- Personification Of Death
Pg. 1500- Starreh
Pg. 1750- STARREH AGAIN LOL
Pg. 2000-???

Want more games? Then make suggestions! xD

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Post: 9637732_5 created on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:07:23 +0000
Posted: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:07:23 +0000

And here is where I will be placing.. Well, people that simply kicked a** in these contest! xD

And I'm really, really, really sorry, but I ended losing all LOT of the images of the winners avatars. I tried to save as many as a can, and I'll be more careful about that in the future. Sorry, guys. emo

Champ: The Tooth Fairy x11! |x|

blauwe-engel |x|

KULA_D.

Keba-Chan

Baradiel

Angel 2 Devil

o0Vampress0o

tey-tey x3

Torque_The_Gear_Buster x2 |x|

Skye Ravenwood x2

Itamiya

rukawagf

~xO[_Angel_]Ox~

.My Sweet Prince.

Kuronji

Sa-chun

Carin

big bunnies

Sunflora

Rinaiyu

Arana

bored!!44

Sanguine Slipknot's dog, Toby

Kaiwi

Mirith

xbluemoonx

+_[MoonLiTE]_+

2Brolly4

Starlight Blaze (Me!) x3 |x|

.Ichigo. [Beyond Bankai] |x|

C e l l x i o u s |x|

Inochi Jigoku

[.Razzmatazz.] |x|

Maiku Wotaharu |x|

Starreh |x|

NovaWhore |x|

Mint Candies |x|

Inochi Jigoku |x|

para o |x|

ShuaiJiaoGrl |x|

Dragonkins |x|

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Post: 9637732_9 created on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:09:18 +0000
Posted: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:09:18 +0000

So after taking in the pros an cons, I've decided to make a rating system! But I want this to be as clean and organized as possible so here is how it's going to go:

Along with myself I'm going to have a few other regular raters in here, to rate your avatars obviously. These R.Rs are the only people that are allowed to rate your avies in here. Anyone who just randomly comes in here and starts rating people will be warned and then if they continue to be annoying, they will be put on my ignored list.

How do you go about being rated, you ask? Simple, just ask politely ask if one of the regular raters are here and ask to be rated!

Now, this will all work out if I just add this last peace to the puzzle. Actually having regular raters in this thread. xD

To become a R.R., you must show me your ability to rate avatars. I've tekteked an avie that will be displayed below. What you must do to become a rater is rate the avatar I've created. I'm telling you now, giving it a simple number is not going to cut it. I'm expecting my raters to not only rate, but to give reasoning to their rate and to give some advice on how they could improve their avie! 3nodding

Alright, so if you want to become a rater, please send me a PM labeled "Rating" using the following format:

Rate:
Comments:

Simple, yes? And here is the avatar that you must rate:

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I will send you a reply telling you how I felt about your rating and if you made the cut or not. Just remember, just be honest!

Regular Raters

1. Starlight Blaze (Me!)
2. Inochi Jigoku
3. Starreh
4. M o s h i n g Cigarettes
5. Open Spot~

Also for the people asking to be rated, please remember that you are the asking to be rated. If you do not like the rates that my raters give you, then... Oh well. I've personally selected the people I feel will give you not only an fair judging, but very honest one. So take the rating or leave it, but don't be an a*****e about it. Those that feel that they are going to throw a fit shall be ignored and sodomized by I X. You have been warned. mad

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Post: 9637732_15 created on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:11:11 +0000
Posted: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:11:11 +0000

And here is where I will be putting all my favorite quotes that I have gathered around Gaia. Rather from this thread, Cathara's satire thread, an inside joke, or just any other random place that I might have stumbled on to on Gaia! ^^

Sanguine Slipknot

Shush you! surprised I told you I only set those puppies on fire because they diddled on my tennies. AND ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE, THEY HAD TO DIE THE DEATH! So God's behind me on this one.

Skye Ravenwood

You did what with who and how many cookies?

Sanguine Slipknot

Blazing Neko

Arana

~looks at Neko and Raven, raises and eye brow~

What? Were just plaing with a lubed up garden hose, what's wrong with that? surprised

Yeah, nothing so wrong about that, is there? And the rhinos on viagra, er, they're...um...Well, you see, when a man loves a woman.......

Skye Ravenwood

Black Emo Kid: Yo, yo, G. I'm ********' sad, yo. I be rollin' up on muh spinners to 'er creeeeeb to be throwin' them rocks at 'er window just so's I's can see 'er sweet sexay body once more, dawg.

2Brolly4

Blazing Neko

2Brolly4

Damn it, you're right! What's scarier than a walrus with a gun? Nothing! That's what.

Then you need to meet Tey-Tey in real life. ._.

Sorry, I forgot that he's a tap dancing walrus. Now, unless Tey's a giant tap dancing elephant/rino, she's not scarier.

Blazing Neko

Mike_wot

No, I'm saving him for someone. Unless that person has changed his/her mind!

I'm sure! Don't think you can fool me Mike, I've seen the way you have been looking at Brolly! I have eyes you know! Are you saying I'm blind? Are you accusing me of wearing an eye patch? Oh, so now I'm a pirate! Good one Mike. scream

Mr. Sephy

"U" is not a pronoun.
"R" is not a verb.
"2" is not a member of the alphabet.
"Y" is not a word or question.
And if this is news to you, you are not competent.

Skye Ravenwood

-Drops a pile of hate all over your pixels-

Sanguine Slipknot

Personification Of Death

Sanguine Slipknot

I'd have thought you sold that thing. Y'know, since you were like, really wanting monies and stuff. ;;>>

*Pst* Honey, I think she tried, it's just that no one wanted to buy them. sweatdrop

I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to buy my old boxxers.

Sanguine Slipknot
What in the name of the Unholy is a shower?!

Somnus89

Kymera_Master555

Julian Amour

Kymera_Master555

I've fought christians before and won so I doubt god would protect you ya lil nerd

(If people would take notice to my signature...)

Anyways. I'm not a nerd. Just because I wear glasses means nothing.
STOP LOOKING AT ME!
-Sobs-

Yes you are a nerd I can tell by the way you act. People can tell I'm a rebelious skater by the way I speak and what I say, I can tell you're a ned cuz you say stupid things nerds would say.

I can tell by the way you type and what you say that my p***s is larger than yours.

Personification Of Death

Mr. Stagger Lee

Personification Of Death

I ate most of the bad noobs 3nodding

Dami, is there anything you can't do?

I can't teleport... But I've been trying really hard!

stressed stressed -Nghh..-

I X

Personification Of Death

Sanguine Slipknot

Blazing Neko

Personification Of Death

[

Seraph is no child confused

I know, I was talking about the obvious sexual tension between Sanguine and Seraph here. >>;

Sexual TENSION?!

You've crossed the line.

Serry-kins and I are JUST FRIENDS.

No sodomy involved. talk2hand

Oh but there are so many other possibilities, besides sodomy. ;]

Shhhhhhhhh....... ninja

Tsuruko Shiro

"HOMUHGAWD!!!
WHAT'S THAT THING EATING EVERYONE'S FLESH THAT WAS DEAD 2 MINUTES AGO?"

"I DON'T KNOW! I THINK IT'S A MORMON!!!"

Lanzer the 2nd.

What the parents don't know won't hurt 'em. Besides, it would make it better to say:

You: Mom. Dad. "I have been dating a girl for two years now..."

Mom: Why didn't you tell us!?

You: Because I was failing Math.

Parents [simultaneously]: Ohhhh... It's okay.

-hug hug hug kiss kiss kiss-

-But then it gets awkward.-

Mom: So, have you fondled the goat yet?

You: O_O

Go0d.By3.Kitty

Easter: The day where we remember Jesus came back to life as a zombie and went all Resident Evil on our sinning asses.

X Sid Vicious X

WHITTERS_01

I get excited when my v****a is touched...is that normal?

Absolutely not! Go see a doctor IMMEDIATELY. YOU CLEARLY HAVE AIDS.

Nori Strikes back

Nihilistic Seraph

Nori Strikes ******** you jesus junkie[/quote]

I NEEDS ME A HIT O' JESUS! :sc

wca025qm:80="Nori Strikes ******** you jesus junkie[/quote]

I NEEDS ME A HIT O' JESUS! scream

My drug paraphernalia is ssoo Jesus. I strap my arm with a rosary, and my needle is shaped like a crucifix.

Jesus was a hippie, after all.

2Brolly4

Hold on a second... Did you just effing SPORK me?! gonk

2Brolly4

I X

2Brolly4

I X

2Brolly4

I hope you realize that you went from letters to numbers, and then skipped three, and spelled out four.

Evasion!

You sunk my battle ship! gonk

That's all you need to know.

There most certainly are -not- tentacle-equipped monsters lurking beneath the depths. So, rest easy. :3

Kay! blaugh

...OH GOD!!! THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!!! gonk gonk gonk

2Brolly4

I X

The Tooth Fairy

-Cough- YouforgotGreenland ninja
Well, they made me!
Besides, Mr. I'mtootoughtowearpants, I think you're jealous. cool

Pff!

I got Greenland, Swedeland, -and- Finmark.

AT THE SAME TIME.

King me. :B

You sunk her battle ship! D<

I X

2Brolly4

I X

2Brolly4

I X

You have no a**s.

Watered down enough?

It's pretty sad that a statement like that is considered "watered down" when we talk. xp

This is actually how I talk to most children.

Some of the more privelaged (or less privelaged; depending on your point of view) get to hear me speak openly of sodomy and the like.

All of these eventually cry. It's fun to watch.

I still can't tell if you're evil, REALLY sick and twisted. Or both. gonk

I make cocktails out of the older childrens' tears.

The young ones, I simply lick them off.

If I'm feeling really in need of a quick fix, I'll rub them suggestively.

Did that make up your mind, or shall I go on?

TrapMaster

Now, what would rave say if he were here?...something like....

Rave

Repair man? Why are you sending her a male stripper whom makes use of various 'tools' during his performance?
The wrench for example--*deleted for inappropriateness and resembling the rantings of rave*

Raid Aurora

Nori Strikes back

Raid Aurora

I had a conversation with God last night.

"Your mother is so fat..."

Who won?

Duh. Who's the creator of the universe, has the minds of everyone on Earth, and controls how your life ends?

Of course I won!

IbunCloudslayer

A Kiss Goodbye

WHAT THE ********.

Hey. =]

I'LL ******** YOUR WHAT.

Hi.

The Tooth Fairy

Somehow, the idea of Blaze and boyfriend scares me. e.e

NPC alien invader 1965

Ha! The external genitals of your males are pathetically large! Bow before our tiny, miniscule sex characteristics!

General Discussion 101

It's not rape if she blinks twice, for yes.

Inochi Jigoku

Wtf??? The atmosphere in that house is always in PMS mode.

One minute people are crying over the fact that the mailman didn't say hi, and the next people are having hand-to-hand combat over the last piece of chocolate.

I smell a sitcoooom. dramallama

Nori Strikes back

Inochi Jigoku

Nori Strikes back

Inochi Jigoku

Paranoia? surprised

No, just traps.

Mouse traps? surprised

Sexy traps.

Blazing Neko

2Brolly4

Blaze, be useful and tell me what "balin" means!

You have no idea how much this made me laugh. I feel a little less lonely now. <3

I went on this wild rampage last month in school because I hadn't the slightest clue what 'ballin' meant, and I'm black. ._.

So after extensive research, I finally made a break through! I asked a puerto rican kid in the lunch line what it meant.

Me: HEY YOU. Yeah, you with the thing and the face. DON'T IGNORE ME.

-NAME WITHELD-: *Slightly scared* Er... Hi?

Me: I now you don't really know me and we only have Chem together and
we don't talk or anything, but I have something VERY important to ask you. Are you listening?

-NAME WITHELD-: *Trying to back away* Uhhh, sure...

Me: OKAY.... What does ballin' mean? ._____.'''

-NAME WITHELD-: O_O .... *Cracks up with laughter* Are you joking?

Me: I'LL CUT YOU.

-NAME WITHELD-: O____O;;; It just means you're making a lot of money is all. You know, 'We be ballin?'

Me: Do I look like I listen to rap? God, kid! READ A BOOK!

I then got my food and walked off as I left that poor kid I have Chemisty with in his confused stupor. And that's how I found out what ballin' meant. xDDD

Sparrowwriter

.sp!ff3h.

Hold up, did you just say women can't be presidents? Screw you unicorn. stare

Let's think about this...if a woman were president, the US would be at war with the world for one week out of every month. The Secret Service would be running to get Ben&Jerry's at three in the morning...

Realm Of The Darkness

The reason homosexuality exists is because god HATES humanity.

Too Far Gone

Nori Strikes back

Inochi Jigoku

God, I love you nori. xD

I love you, too.

I love you all in a totally asexual kind of way.

. re mind me .

sora_luvr16

what is..a pocky??

It's the british word for a hot pocket. Obviously.

2Brolly4

Blazing Neko

2Brolly4

Blaze you shouldn't beat people off in public.

But... But... I didn't. crying

Not in public at least. </3

Pfft, sure, whatever.

You know what, it's just like chewing gum in class. If you can't give some to everyone, don't give any at all.

AFlockOfRock

Cat-girl_Kagome

alphazodiac

Alright here's the deal..

My best friend invited me to have a threesome with him and his girlfriend...

I'd say yes, but the problem is, I'm a virgin, and I'm not sure I want my first to be a threesome..

What should I do??

olol
Tell your mom about it.

"Salutations parental guidance! I was hoping to steal consent from your holding as to whether I can fornicate with several people I know?"

That would go over well. 3nodding

Inochi Jigoku

I can convince you to do things. dramallama

Starreh

Decayedhero

Why does the idea of Odell cooking for me make's me break out in a cold sweat? Thats not good because whatever she makes I have to eat with a smile. sweatdrop

That's REAL love. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Decayedhero

Blazing Neko

Starreh

@Odell: Yeah, his hair was lighter then too, I think. It was punk and awesome.

It was! gonk heart

Now I'm trying to get him to dye his hair black. I think it would look sexy. ninja

I afraid to wake up one day and find myself completely morphed into your ideal image gonk

2Brolly4

Starreh

Oh how wrong we were to think

Sometimes, I'm Pink Floyd.

That immortality meant never dying

Sometimes Floyd Pinks you.

SO MUCH CODE!! gonk

I X

...Wait.

. . .

Wait.

You're supposed to eat flan? gonk

2Brolly4

Starlight Blaze

I X

*Violates Inochi while she's in that very vulnerable and open position.*

HEY.

... What about me? emo

God...fine!

*Takes you to China town*

Vampire-Dolly

Student "im bored"
Teacher " GOTH GOTH GOTH GOTH GOTH GOTH!!!"

LMFAO!!

I X

Starlight Blaze

I X

Hush! You're ruining the moment!

*Shoves Blaze's head back down.* mad

Wait, with my avie like this, is this like you're raping yourself with a garden hose? ninja

. . .

This day just keeps getting better and better. gonk heart

2Brolly4

There is absolutely nothing wrong with random sex. Especially when the person is drugged.

But going out with someone in order to get sex is wrong, because you're just leading them on to thinking that they have a relationship going, while all you want is to stick your salami into their happy oyster. Or vice-versa.

aleria-chan

You're right, eating is for n00bz.

Doctor Deadman

Lunar Raine

Dilandra101

Bukakke. surprised

...Is it a good thing that I don't know what that means?

Shooting multiple canisters of MANaise on a persons face

Thats as PG-13 as it could possibly be.

GenTrigger

Seth-Moore

EVO_IX

Demon_Kid_Shippo

Stfu noob i can post in whichever i want to post in
xp

STFU D-BAG i can piss where ever i want. and right now its on you twisted

Technically you can't do that either.

Unless you live in a third-world country.

They even frown upon it there, though you'll be passed down through the stories to their children as, "the white pisser who got stoned to death by the town."

2Brolly4

Also, I feel like a wiener for not thanking Blaze now. So I will have to write my thank you in capitals and large letters. Perhaps I will make it a type of colour. Blue maybe? No...not blue. I have it! Red, to symbolize a magnificent Blaze.

THANK YOU BLAZE!!!

I liked blue better.

BaddSpeler

Admiral Skippy

BaddSpeler

Admiral Skippy

BaddSpeler

they be like "hey baby! you look so pretty when your mouth is full!"

crying

YA WITH MY c**k!!

Seriously though. We need to find a dumpster.

i love how the dumpster freaked me out more then your c**k

Clearly you haven't seen my c**k.

gonk

dakki-dono

once there was like this peta2 petition to try to ban pork because "Pigs are pets too, and you wouldn't eat a dog, right?"

I signed and wrote, "This is a petition for dog bacon, right?"

because if they tasted like pork, ******** yes I'd eat a dog. I mean, I have chickens and I eat chicken. dumbest argument ever

Admiral Skippy

Smile Like a Doughnut

Tey: She doesn't have to like it. She's just gonna have to deal.

Brolly: Actually I learned that you are not the father. I was raped... by God. We all know that b*****d doesn't pay child-support either. I mean look at what happened to Jesus. You try to win your father's love and you end up nailed to a cross with your d**k out.

Btw: I got an A- on the paper xD

I ******** TOLD YOU! I kept telling you the little b*****d wasn't mine. But noooo "He's yours he's yours! Pay for him! He's yours!" I knew it was a good thing I didn't give you a cent!
God's a p***k. You're all like "God, can I have a hand to raise my child?" and he's like "b***h, I'm busy ignoring prayers, do it yourself." and you're like "Please God, we know you can help, at least a little bit. Please can you do something for your child." and he's all "b***h I told you I'm busy! Be silent or taste my righteous fury!" and you're like "Please don't be angry God. Your son and I love you, but we need assistance." and he's all "THAT'S IT HO! *has his son nailed to a cross* Now shut the ******** up before I stretch out that virgin crotch of yours with another immaculate conception."

At least I'm just like "s**t, if she keeps sending these legal summons to me I'm going to have to move to some shitty Mexican slum and become a drug lord."

And congrats on the paper.

Admiral Skippy

Invik

Starlight Blaze

No sex for you.

I win.

Hmm...

Alright, first off that song sucks. Second, I don't like you and everything you stand for. Maybe if you sit down my views will change, but as long as you remain standing I hate you. Well, maybe hate's too strong a word. As long as you remain standing I wish for you not to be breathing any longer.

Third, don't give Blaze lip. If she wanted lip she'd jiggle her zipper.
Fourth, don't give me lip, because if you do I'll knock your teeth out with my c**k.

Fifth, you hate sarcastic people eh? You're going to despise me as much as I hate when you're standing. I'm both sarcastic and Canadian.

Sixth, no I am not doing this just to pick on you because you're new. This is what it will be like...ALL. THE. TIME.

Seventh, as someone who's a fan of ironies such as yourself, would you not agree that it's ironic that the word esoteric is itself esoteric?

Eighth, Welcome, to the thread of tomorrow! seven points to whoever gets that reference.

Kenitou

yes you have caught "THE GAY"

you're items are now infected with FAAAAABUULLOUUUSSSS~* sparkles!

BaddSpeler

Cheyenne 3:31 am
(3:31:20 AM): I'm going to punch you in the d**k
ABitterBallad 3:35 am
(3:35:12 AM): biggrin
Cheyenne 3:35 am
(3:35:18 AM): Tell me
ABitterBallad 3:35 am
(3:35:27 AM): tell you what?
Cheyenne 3:35 am
(3:35:37 AM): Your browser -_-
ABitterBallad 3:35 am
(3:35:55 AM): I DONT KNOW!
(3:36:01 AM): you wont explain how i can check it
Cheyenne 3:36 am
(3:36:19 AM): I told you
(3:36:22 AM): It says on top
ABitterBallad 3:36 am
(3:36:27 AM): OH WAIT!!! you mean like, my comcast????
Cheyenne 3:36 am
(3:36:31 AM): No
(3:36:34 AM): Your browser
ABitterBallad 3:36 am
(3:36:55 AM): no, it doesnt say. it just says twitter/home
Cheyenne 3:37 am
(3:37:20 AM): hold on
ABitterBallad 3:38 am
(3:38:12 AM): why????
(3:38:19 AM): do you need my password?????
Cheyenne 3:38 am
(3:38:29 AM): Are you ******** trolling me
(3:38:32 AM): I hate you
Cheyenne 3:39 am
(3:39:30 AM): http://i46.tinypic.com/nqo8dj.jpg
ABitterBallad 3:40 am
(3:40:20 AM): i LOOOOOOVE wikipedia
Cheyenne 3:40 am
(3:40:35 AM): BYEEE
ABitterBallad 3:40 am
(3:40:51 AM): but i need to now what my bowser name is!!!
ABitterBallad 3:40 am
i forgot what started this in the first place
Cheyenne 3:45 am
(3:45:02 AM): Listen you ********, I'm going to shove my d**k so hard down your throat that I'll c** in your stomach and you're going to regurgitate my ******** semen all over the ******** place
ABitterBallad 3:45 am
(3:45:19 AM): .....do you need my password for that?

BaddSpeler

FACE OFF!!!

nellor

Death By Vanity

-Priceless Junk-

Tryna Lia

-Priceless Junk-

Why is there always someone ready to welcome new overlords? Suck up! Your as good as his tweenage fans!
Though he is kinda cute in a I want to hug you so hard your ribs break and then do a body slam on you kinda way.
Which is pretty damn adorable, if only he didn't have that hair. It bugs me like hell, those bangs.

I do believe he got a hair cut recently.

Awesome

What sort of haircut does he have now?

Another bowlcut?

he literally just wears a bowl now

Admiral Skippy

lesbian slut0069

gildedsin

lesbian slut0069

gildedsin

Your a lesbian slut. You have no power.

Slut, not a bitch.

You seem to be confusing b***h and slut. Sluts have no power. The are completely controlled by trying to please men and/or women. Bitches, however, have all the power. They choose who they ********, when they ******** and how often and people don't like it. Thats why they're called bitches.

Well thank you for that perspective.

Generally her and I don't agree. Because she smells like rotten cheese and I resent her for it and I point it out at times; like right now. YOU HEAR ME?! YOU SMELL LIKE ROTTEN CHEESE.

Anyway, she's right though. Now please me slut.

Admiral Skippy

Madame Blaze

Brolly should go on his facebook and say nice things about the pictures I took in my whore make-up. :'D

My friend asked me to model for her project she needed for class, 50s pin up girl or something of the rather. I just felt like a spanglish housewife, can't wait to put them up. I'M IN A DRESS AND HEELS TIS WEEEEIIIIIIRD. xD

I will. But first I want to put this reply on here.

Madame Blaze

More pics of me in a dress coming soon, BEWARE! Helped a friend with some pictures she needed for class, the aim was a 50s rockabilly pin-up girl. I got to say, red lipstick actually looks really good on me. >_>

It would look better on my d**k.

Admiral Skippy

gildedsin

Admiral Skippy

Actually a friend of mine who loves watching porn noticed that.

I also found out that Vin Diesel also spells out "I End Lives". Which is totally true.

Whoa, like lord voldemort. o:

...Why do you have to ruin everything that's cool? >_>

Admiral Skippy

BaddSpeler

Admiral Skippy

BaddSpeler

*walks into the empty thread and looks around*

*seeing nothing, she starts to whistle to block out the silence*

*the sound echos and fades away. feeling lonely, she begins to cry*

/end scene

THAT WAS PER-----terrible. Get the ******** out.

NEXT!

excuse me? ive graduated from Juilliard! you couldnt recognize talent if hooked up with you at a party, gave you the best ******** of your life, and then friend requested you on facebook after.

******** you, im out.

Good. Get the ******** out you two bit Sandra Bullock wanna-be.
You'll never work in this town. Ever.

-socially inept-

ally inept-"]I HAVE FINISHED MY REPORT ON n00bs! blaugh heart

*Ill delete this if it stretches out the page too much*

What is the lowest of internet low, you ask? Could it be the
flamers of the GD? The elitists and fasionistas of the AT? Or the "INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUISNISS" people of the GCD? None. It is the n00bs of gaiaonline's Chatterbox forum. A wasteland filled with stupid quizzes, gold givaways, and threads filled with quote "sexy gir; fox vampire mind reading gods of anime chained down to trees boys come and get them!!!!1".
It all started when I put girl clothes on my avatar and started acting stupid in celebration of P!nk's new music video "Stupid girls". Over time, people in a thread I regular oked around about my appearence until I said "THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THAT SEX CHANGE!" and turned into a white girl. This, with my clothes, made me look very much like the n00bs I make fun of in everyday life. Then, It hit me. "What would happen if I went into n00b thread?" I decided to go into one and pose as a n00b girl looking for a "cuddle buddy".

In this thread, I was welcomed.

boy_lover_5678

(RULES)NO FIGHTING NO CURSEING AND THATS ALL

EVERY NEEDS A CUDDLE BUDDY CAUSE WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A DANCE.

WHO WANT TO BE MY CUDDLE BUDDY

I became familliar with their defensive habits.

Quote:

*takes out sword and cuts the fat a**'s burger in half. Grabs Kerby dude by the neck and starts betting the ******** out of his face* I said quit it or I'll mutilate you to no end!!! scream scream scream

And I engaged in a mating ritual.

n00b

-socially inept-

n00b

-socially inept-

lol wats up *scoots toward you and drops somthing* oh excuse me *bends down to pick it up and has her enormous boobs showing*

*watches u*yeah...*cant help but look.puts my arm slowly behind u and looks at u*

4laugh heart heart heart *kisses*

*kisses u passshionately*(if the pms work id say pm me)

Later, the n00b PM'ed me when the PM'ing system worked again.

n00b

-socially inept-

n00b

hello..u want to now

LOL YAY THE PMS R UP!!!

ok *takes off ur shirt*

*kisses u around the neck crazyly*((plz be xtremely detailed))

It was then that I realized I had gone too far. I had to switch back to being a male; I couldn't keep up this rouse. So I became male again and replied to his recent post.

-socially inept-

n00b

-socially inept-

n00b

..............

wut?

ur a dude dude

Oh, did I leave that detail out?

The n00b was scared shitless. he added me to ignore and I never saw him again.

Through this process, I learned that n00bs are not stupid freaks who want to have a good time. N00bs(not to be confused with newbs) are seriously idiotic and gross little homophobes who want to have a good time with people who are secretly 10 years younger or older than they are.

There you have it. n00b= BAD, KTHXBAI!!!!!!!!!111!!11!1111!!!!onethousandonehundredeleven!!!1!!!11111!11! heart heart heart heart

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