Takuhaii
(?)Community Member
- Posted: Mon, 15 Aug 2005 05:19:51 +0000
LongTimeListener
In praise of towels:
All hail the warm ubiquity!
This is a grave iniquity:
Subjecting Gaians to the wrath
Of wetness, fresh from steaming bath
Or shower, when we lack the boon
Of toweling! Oh, grant us soon
This gift, this curse, this hum-drum grail:
A towel to wrap around the hair,
The waist, the shoulders. Do be fair,
Not spiteful, like that Simon Cowell
From television. Give me towel
Or give me something just as good!
Not 'cause you must--but 'cause you should.
All hail the warm ubiquity!
This is a grave iniquity:
Subjecting Gaians to the wrath
Of wetness, fresh from steaming bath
Or shower, when we lack the boon
Of toweling! Oh, grant us soon
This gift, this curse, this hum-drum grail:
A towel to wrap around the hair,
The waist, the shoulders. Do be fair,
Not spiteful, like that Simon Cowell
From television. Give me towel
Or give me something just as good!
Not 'cause you must--but 'cause you should.
You're dripping wet. You just got out of the shower. You reach for your towel and realize
---It isn't there~!
So what? Do your pixels just jump into their clothing without drying off first? Do they dry off with their pants? Do they not shower? eek
((...pixels. Shower. yes.))
What about when you just got back from a workout and you want to rub off that sweat?
Or, heck, when you just want to sit around the house in a towel?
Gaia doesn't cater to our needs! What do they want us to do--go into the cold and lonely world, COMPLETELY TOWEL-LESS???
KaliDiah
Not ONLY should we have towels, but they should have several wearing options!
Wrapped on the head (for us girls when we get out of the shower).
Draped around the neck (for workouts and swimming).
Wrapped around the chest.
Wrapped around the waist.
3nodding
Wrapped on the head (for us girls when we get out of the shower).
Draped around the neck (for workouts and swimming).
Wrapped around the chest.
Wrapped around the waist.
3nodding
This is a scandal that must not continue. JOIN THE TOWEL PETITION NOW!!
I hear there's another towel petition, but I can't find it. If anyone finds the link, please post it and we'll merge the two heart
DO NOT QUOTE THE SECOND POST!! D:
Never forget your towel. mad
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