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--->Dirty Little Secret Week!!!<---

Hey y'all!!! Come, sit, have fun...Do whatever, you piss me off though, I might as well hit you in the head with a fish and call you Sally! This is my bar, don't forget it...Or I'll have to amputate something if you do! I don't mean arms, legs, toes or fingers!

HA, how is that for a owner's welcome! I'm a b***h, so let me be!!!! ARGGGGGG!

twisted Gotta Love Lili twisted

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Look, you clumsy a**... You walked face first into the Rules. Now you have to read them!!


[.Follow the rules.]
It's that simple.
[.Follow the ToS, and Chatterbox Rules.]
Not my rules, but the ToS's rule, Suckas!!
[.Respect the Bar.]
It's of sentmental to me...Be quiet you fools...--Crys in corner--
[.PG-13.]
Yes this is in the ToS, and CB rules, only reminding.
[.Not to many bar fights.]
I did say respect the bar you fools...Don't you listen!!


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[.The Workers.]
I need them to know, they may not be getting payed...But hey, I a b***h as I said...Let me be!!

[.Owner.]
Remember who it is!!!
- Lilika.Millian

[.Co-Owner.]
- Dragon Rai
[.Bartenders.]
- Hate and Heart
- Dragon Rai
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[.Bar Maid.]
- Saylyn.Millian

You can ask if you can be something else...Not sure if I'll put it there...You talking to the laziest a** in the dictionary!! I swear look in my dictionary, under Lasiest a** In the Dictionary, you'll see my name, and discription... stare

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[.A spot for the banners that will most likely stay here.]

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[.Links.]

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[.The Black-list.]
I wouldn't like to be the a** in here, I don't think you would either, right you a**!

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[.The Un-blacklist.]
It's nice to be here...To to both of our asses! XD
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Man eating turkeys are coming!!!!!! gonk
Bark!! Bark!! Toot!!! twisted
NO sex, no kiss mister!!! **Says randomly**
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! O.O
My conversation Dialect

Brother: I wonder how many mirrors Michael Jackson broke...
**Makes mirror smashing noise**

Me: He broke my camera once...
**Upset face**

Sister: What, you tried to get a picture of him?

Me: No, he pick it up and smashed it on the floor...

**Sister and brother laughing at her, she only pouts**
**Gurgle gurgle gurgle**
She clumsily staggers in through the doorway, "Whoa! Bad door for no holding me upsies!" she says, her words slurred as she trips and plops onto the floor.
She layed there for a few seconds the only sound heard was her low, muffled moan, "Ooowwwwwie!"
She raises her head and looks around, her vision mostly blurred from her extreme amount alcohol. She slowly picks herself up,
"Glad this place isn't closed." she smiles drunkenly as she staggers towards the barcounter.

She throws her fist down onto the counter with a hard thud and calls out loudly, her voice sounding not as loud to her own ears, "Hey!! Where is everyone?" she looks around for the bartender as she trys to pick herself up onto the barstool.
"I wanna triple caramel candy apple on the rocks!" she says, slamming her fist down onto the counter again.
"Man, Wha'dd'iya gotaa du to get some service in this place-sh?" She her loud words slur over her dry tongue. "Damnit, give me my drink!!!" she yells out again.
She looks around one lasttime before her forehead hits the counter with a heavy thud and she falls asleep. Snoring deeply.
AKKKK!! Heeeey only person is my sister, what a bore!!! I shall get people here if it's the last thing I do!!
**Sings boredly, Her body dancing, while she cleaned to counter**
Oh god, I could at least get a "NooB", but look, I'm left here with my literate self.
It'd be nice to get some business...This is sad, at least my other bar had atleast some peoples!

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