Random Animosity
Random Animosity
Random Animosity
Random Animosity
Random Animosity
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The people you just might be purchasing stuff from.
The people you just might be purchasing stuff from.
Imageleft or imageright and add in info and you got a profile!
Name: kamtroubleNickname: Kam
Age: Older than you.
<3: Friends, RPing.
</3: People who act elite for no apparent reason.
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quietsnooze
Mr. Cumberdale, you taste of soot and poo.
Dear Diary, my heart leapt today when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.
Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
I sell chibis and other disturbing artses. Below you'll find just a revolting taste of the vast selection you'll be able to purchase!
For samples, check out my devART : http://quietsnooze.deviantart.com/
Otherwise, follow the subtitles below for a certain style, and click on the thumbnails for bigger versions. I hope that, at least, makes sense - I usually don't seem to, (:.
Dear Diary, my heart leapt today when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.
Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
I sell chibis and other disturbing artses. Below you'll find just a revolting taste of the vast selection you'll be able to purchase!
For samples, check out my devART : http://quietsnooze.deviantart.com/
Otherwise, follow the subtitles below for a certain style, and click on the thumbnails for bigger versions. I hope that, at least, makes sense - I usually don't seem to, (:.
qpeorituy
qpeorituy
Pencil only: 6k or sealed letter.
Coloured: 12k or 2 sealed letters.
Coloured & shaded: 30k.
Couples?: Multiply the price by the amount of people, take away 1k for every extra person. ex. 4 x 6k = 24k, minus 4k for amount of people = 20k.
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alskdjfhg
Pencil Headshot: 12k.
Pencil Waist-up: 25k.
Pencil Fullbody: Bribe.
+ Colour [no shading]: 10k to base price.
+ Colour and shading: 30k to base price.
"Weird" Deranged Dead Style;
Headshot: 10k.
Waist up: 20k.
Full body: 40k.
+ Colour [no shading]: 10k to base price.
+ Colour and shading: 30k to base price.
zmxncbv
zmxncbv
[Otherwise known as, "What I will and won't draw."]
Will: Avatars, OCs with good references, anthros minus muzzles, most animals.
Won't: Mecha, pr0n, too much movement, complicated backgrounds, buildings, muzzles.
Waiting lists are all I ever
1. Huni's auction chibis - 50% [need to scan and colour]
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kamtrouble
azuredreams
Snarky OTP
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|| Offering ||
... a bit odd to see a writer in the middle of artists, but my drawing skills aren't something I ... offer as a service. ( Which, I may in the future, but as of right now, writing it is. ) I will write just about anything, including stuff about your own OCs, as well as fanfiction if I actually know the fandom. ( Ask, and I can see what I can manage, if I know what you're talking about. )
I will also, potentially, do poetry as well. It's on a case by case basis, depending on what the person wants. Also, if someone is looking for a story for their breedables shop or the like, I just might be the person to talk to.
I will also, potentially, do poetry as well. It's on a case by case basis, depending on what the person wants. Also, if someone is looking for a story for their breedables shop or the like, I just might be the person to talk to.
|| Samples ||
Feel free to check out my deviantart account or any of my pet journals for samples of my writings. I'll have links here soon enough that direct to actual examples of my writing.
|| Will & Won't ||
There's very little that I won't write about, as it can be a bit hard to put me off of writing something. If you're unsure whether or not I may not want to write whatever it is you have in mind, just ask. The odds are, I likely won't have a problem with it. As soon as I find something I won't write, I'll place it here.
And since somebody just shared with me something I won't write, I'll let it be known here. I won't write Mary Sue or Marty Stu type characters. Really. They make my eyes bleed. Keep in mind that I will not usually write full blown smut. I will write foreplay and maybe allude to the actual act, but Wren writing smut isn't likely to happen any time soon. It gets trite after so many years.
And since somebody just shared with me something I won't write, I'll let it be known here. I won't write Mary Sue or Marty Stu type characters. Really. They make my eyes bleed. Keep in mind that I will not usually write full blown smut. I will write foreplay and maybe allude to the actual act, but Wren writing smut isn't likely to happen any time soon. It gets trite after so many years.
|| Prices & Writings ||
- Drabbles ; any story under 500 words.
Price: 1000g or less.
Usually a short scene, describing a single moment in time. It's meant to be short and to the point, expressing what needs to be expressed.
Short Stories ; any story over 500 words, but under 3000 words.
Price: 1000g to 6000g.
A longer piece that describes an event, usually just one or expresses a matter more deeply than in a drabble.
Longer Works ; any work over 3000 words.
Price: 6000g +
A longer work, usually telling an entire story and not just one part of it unlike a short story or a drabble.
Poetry ; any length.
Price: Prices vary.
Poetry can literally be anything or everything. Sometimes an emotional piece, sometimes telling a story, sometimes something else.
|| About Ordering ||
When ordering from me, please also include this part of the form so that I can have additional information to work with.
- Length: ( Drabble, Short Story, Longer Work ).
Characters Involved: ( Please include any and all information about the characters you wish for me to write about, including links to potential profiles, personality descriptions, as well as any other information you wish to share with me. Be warned, I may ask a lot of questions, but it's only to better my understanding of that which you want me to write about. )
Reference Images: ( Just what it says. If you have pictures of the characters feel free to link me to them so I can have a better grasp of what the character looks like. )
Story Idea: ( If you have a particular idea you want me to write about, feel free to share here. Otherwise, I'll just wing it and go with the ideas that I come up with myself. )
Other: ( Use this section to specify any other information that isn't covered elsewhere. )
|| Customers, Progress & Projects ||
- Slot Status: OPEN
quietsnooze - pemenantly attached ; brainstorming and in constant progress.
cheshire - permenantly attached ; long term project ; munching on it.
Huni Pi - short story ; post here.
Tia Graftina - something ; birthday present.
Sabin Duvert - story ; personal project.
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- Current Projects:
Entries for journals.
Limenut story, potentially.
|| Work in Progress ||
( Be back up soon. )
All works are written by yours truly, steal them and DIE. I will hurt you if I catch you running off with my stuff and you're not the one that it's suppose to go to. Remember, just because you order from me doesn't mean the writing is yours, it's still mine. So please, do give credit when it's due.
Characters, unless otherwise stated, are my own.
Characters, unless otherwise stated, are my own.
TarnishedHalo
This is my section of stuff to sell. I'm not much of an artist in terms of drawing and my writing muse is very fickle. So here is what I have to offer all of you lovely people (and non-people).
wallpapers_____
I make Wallpapers in any size you specify for a desktop, most commonly 1024x768.
Samples: [x][x][x][x][x][x]
Price: 2000k-6000k depending on difficulty and complexity. For sizes above 1024x768 there may be an extra charge since I am working on a scale that is larger than my own actual desktop and is probably a lot more work involved.
Required for Order: YOU MUST PROVIDE YOUR OWN IMAGES. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A SALE IF YOUR IMAGES ARE NOT LARGE ENOUGH OR GOOD ENOUGH QUALITY TO WORK WITH. Please pick a large image. This thing is going to be on your desktop and as such it has to be large enough to fill the desktop. Sizing UP an image usually turns out crappy! Sizing DOWN an image is PERFECT for me. You also are allowed to request a theme for the wallpaper or a color scheme, that way I have an idea of the direction to go in. If you don't I'll just do whatever I want.
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lj icons, graphics, and avatars____
Any livejournal/blurty/greatestjournal user knows that icons are important. I make these at a small fee (they are small graphics!) and have been known to make nice ones.
Icon Samples: [x][x]
Price:
1 icon = 50g
Set of 3 = 140g
Set of 5 = 240g
Set of 10 = 470g
Required: YOU MUST PROVIDE PICTURES AS WELL AS TEXT IF YOU WANT IT. I DON'T DO ANIMATED EITHER. Animated takes too much of my time, m'sorry. You can provide one picture for multiple icons if you want you just have to say if you want the icons to say different things, etc. Keep text and words short and sweet. The thing is only 100x100 after all. Color scheme and theme is also acceptable though not required if you want me to just go for it.
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Banner Samples: [x][x][x][x]
Required: IMAGES AND TEXT. Nuff Said. Specify your banner size please. Nothing bigger than 500x500. Please tell me if this is a Friends Only/Vacation/Journal Closed/Moved banner.
Price: 500g+ Depending on Size and work required.
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Avatar Sets:
I do Avatar sets for Forums. You provide me the size of the avatars (50x50, 60x60, or 80x80) and an anime/show/game and I will provide you a set of avatars. You may provide a mix of anime/show/game if you so please. Just give me names. I will do the best I can with them. I will do them IN SETS ONLY. And this is the ONLY time that I will search for images myself (you may provide one or two that you absolutely positively want in your set).
Set of 30 = 1000g+ Depending on size
Set of 50 = 1500g+ Depending on size
Set of 100 = 2700g+ Depending on size
Set of 300 = 6000g+ Depending on size
I have done avatars for AnimeDJ.com and have multiple sets on that site if you are looking for samples. And yes.. I have made 300+ in a set. If you do order a large set like that, do (please) make it of an anime/game/show(s) that I can find THAT many original pictures of. Don't ask for a 300 set of some crazy obscure anime from the 1970's that only has one online picture of it.
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banners and buttons_____
I will do banners and buttons for your already existing site/shop/blog. You provide the picture/art as well as what you want your banner/button to say and I provide the goods.
88x31 = 30g
200x40 = 100g
468x60 = 300g
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website layouts_____
Yeah I do website layouts. These take ALOT of time and effort and while not only making sure everything is coded, I design all the graphics myself. I WILL NOT UPLOAD TO YOUR SPACE FOR YOU, NOR WILL I MAINTAIN IT. That is up to you. I simply provide the frame for you to build a great site.
I will: Do sites in Frames, iFrames, Div layers, or Tables. Please specify if you want a splash image or not.
You Will: Provide all images, website theme, as much info on the site as possible as well as a way for me to contact you while I am working on the site. This doesn't mean you can bother me every three seconds. This means that if I have a problem or question I can contact you.
I will: Provide link banners with every site I design.
You Will: Fill in your own content and links as well as upload the site yourself. I will only send you the layout in a zip file. If you aren't web savvy enough to fill in your own info, do not look here for a site.
Examples:
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10k is the lowest I will take for a site. They take too much time and effort. This price can rise depending on the complexity of what you want. I also take real money. Please specify in your order form if you are interested in that. PAYPAL ONLY. Base real money price for a layout would be $25. This is a flexible estimate if you want less than a normal full site. Just ask!
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I have my own order form if you are interested in my work. It's not much different than the shop-wide form, but please include all the categories that pertain to your order.
Order Form
Who are you commissioning?: *hypnotizes into putting down Halo*
Type: Which of my creations you are ordering.
Image(s): Link. If it's TOO large, PM me when I ask you to. (Required for all. For avatars put either pictures or series here.)
Text: Give me a YES or NO. If you say yes, tell me what you'd like it to say, otherwise I will find text to add on my own. (Required for wallpaper, icon, banner)
Background/Theme: If you have some sort of color scheme in mind, this is where you'd put it. You can give me some effect suggestions but that DOESN'T GUARANTEE I WILL DO THEM EXACTLY. If you don't give me any sort of color ideas or effects.. I'll just do what I want! That's not always such a bad thing, really. ( This is an optional detail for all )
Total: Here you but the rough estimate that I have posted. Depending on your idea, i'll give you an exact price in the thread following your post.
Type: Which of my creations you are ordering.
Image(s): Link. If it's TOO large, PM me when I ask you to. (Required for all. For avatars put either pictures or series here.)
Text: Give me a YES or NO. If you say yes, tell me what you'd like it to say, otherwise I will find text to add on my own. (Required for wallpaper, icon, banner)
Background/Theme: If you have some sort of color scheme in mind, this is where you'd put it. You can give me some effect suggestions but that DOESN'T GUARANTEE I WILL DO THEM EXACTLY. If you don't give me any sort of color ideas or effects.. I'll just do what I want! That's not always such a bad thing, really. ( This is an optional detail for all )
Total: Here you but the rough estimate that I have posted. Depending on your idea, i'll give you an exact price in the thread following your post.
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