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Post: 9079843_1 created on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 03:51:33 +0000
Posted: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 03:51:33 +0000

Greetings, Salutations and Hello! :B
By some odd twist of fate, you seemed to have happend upon our quest. Yes, that's right. I said our.
Because, my friends skribbelgrl, Youkai Aura and I are too cool for just normal, boring, single quests. So we're combining them into a totally awesome, 3some quest!
Laugh now, but you know it's way better than your ordinary, single quests, beeches. DD:<

Now, here's a table of contents:
Rules
Stuff we want
Bumpers
Donators

Keep in mind there's other stuff that will add to this list as the thread is currently under construction. 'Nuff said. ^^;

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Post: 9079843_2 created on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:08:25 +0000
Posted: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:08:25 +0000

Zomg. It's teh awesome Aura-dono with her awesome post.

You better be loving me for I will need it. I am on a Quest. A Quest some may call an impossible Quest. But I think it's possible. It is not a quest for your mere love-feelings, but it is a quest of POWER and WORLD-DOMINATION!!!
I am influenced by the Almighty Stewart Griffin of Family Guy and Zolten. They are my two idols in this world. And it could be YOU, too, if you just donate your gold to me! Or I might become your idol. Either way, we all win something...
Something good.
Precious.
ME!

You know you would like to donate to my Quest.
A) Twinkie and skribbel are questing. They are cool cats.
B) I am just cool like that.
C) I was a doorbell baby. Isn't that sad? And if you answer no, you are heartless.
D) I naturally attract both men and women, heterosexual or homosexual. That's right. I must have attracted you to give me stuff and slash or gold.
E) You know that I will be your future Super power. Like Hitler---except I shall succeed.
F) I shall give you a strange gesture of love and friendship. HUG! <3
G) PRECIOUS ROY EQUALS ME!!
H) My birthday is on May 15. domokun

G R E E D !!!
- Gills
- Chain Wallet
- Snow Yeti Plushie - CoCo Kitty + KiKi Kitty
- Cig
- Seals
- Sealed envelopes
- Nerd glasses
- Your loalty
- You love
- Your sympathy and pity
- YOUR MOM!! (Ooh, diss!)

And... *drumrollforareallylongtime* GOLD!!! Yup. Now just hand it over and we'll all be happy campers. mad heart

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Post: 9079843_3 created on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:11:18 +0000
Posted: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:11:18 +0000

Uhm...uhm... oO
-tips-

Bring me some Ben and Jerry's, b***h! Dx
Yes, I am the skribbel. And your pixelated baby-eating gaia Jesus pimp. D:
I'm a greedy little whore and therefore want lots of expensive items.
So help me, please. I will sell my pixelated body for gold. Only...not...because that's just wrong...
But you can give me gold anyways.

This is what the skribbel wants to look like:
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THE ITEMS SKRIBBEL LUSTS FOR:
- Chain Wallet ---> 140k
- Fairy Wings ---> 40k
- Nitemare Scarf ---> 500k
- Fuzzy Penguin Slippers ---> 69k
- Bani Clips ---> 20k
- Devil Tail --->5000k
- Angelic Pendant ---> 69k
Total needed ---> 5818k oO

So, yea, that's a lot, and that's why I'm in this lovely threesome. <3

My current gold count: 500g

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Post: 9079843_4 created on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:13:28 +0000
Posted: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:13:28 +0000

There once was a twinkie from Peru, who dreamed she was eating her shoe. She woke in the night with a fright to find out her dream had come true.
. . . Wouldn't life be nice if it were a story like that? Yes. It would. But sadly, [ seductive twinkie ]'s isn't. Because [ seductive twinkie ] is a greedy little thing and wants stuff on gaia. But, gaian inflation causes the poor twinkie to never get her stuff. It's really quite sad. That's why she's turned to a quest! She's hoping that some rich, generous soul will donate gold or stuff to her so that she can look and act rich, like she's always wanted to. :B
Love on the twinkie! Donate today! Otherwise you'll make another deprived kitty or puppy lose faith in the world. And everytime you consider donating to twinkie and not actually doing it GOD KILLS A KITTEN! >(

Stuff you want to give me:
Demonic Pitchfork
KiKi Kitty that goes by the name of Frito. :B (Yes. I'm cool enough that I name my plushies.)
Black/Dark G-lol Dollie outfit
Blue/Black G-lol gown. (I dunno the name of it. If that is it, then horrah for me! If not, it's the one in Edmund the ***** store. x3)
Nitemare bustier
Nitemare headband
Your virginity (Oh yeah. I'm such a pimp. Just like Bankotsu. cool )
Signs that talk about my greatness
Gooooooooooooooooold

There will be more to catch my eye, I'm sure. And then you'll love me more and save another kitten's life by donating to me. Or atleast, you better. >:B

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Post: 9079843_5 created on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:40:24 +0000
Posted: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:40:24 +0000

surprised !We like to Spamalot in Camelot! surprised

This empty post is collecting dust--so I shall entertain you with it.

Toys gone wild! heart

o"Heehee. Boobs."
oSasuke shows his true feelings.
oThis was bound to happen.
oSasuke is raped.
oThe student surpasses the master!
oBrotherly love.
oSasuke "spoons"!

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Post: 9079843_6 created on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:41:58 +0000
Posted: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:41:58 +0000

.::[THE TWINKIE WE LOVE 'N MISS]::.

Well, the Twinkie's mom found out some stuff and our beloved Twinkie has fallen prey to a severe case of groundation. So in his honor I am making this post a monument to the rare times my b***h will be able to post. <3

Post #1 08/18/05

DDD:
Mommy found out I"m gay. No computer. Apocalypse. You guys get the picture.
I can only make posts during the day now during school. Look for them.
<33

Post #2 08/23/05

Like, homigawd! Here's another one kiddies! Collect them all!!
I miss you guys like a toaster misses a pixie stick! DDx
Anyway, I'm gonna get a cell phone with texting and possibly AOL! SO ALL IS NOT LOST!! You guys shall be able to communicate with the twinkie once more!! =DD <33
But, for now the twinkie must flee.
PEACE OUT HOMIE G DAWG SKILLET YO THINGERMAJIGGITYS!
DD: <333
::Implodes::

Post #3 08/24/05

Homigawd! I get something dedicated to me on the front page! JOY!
I'd like to thank everyone at the academy. . . and . . . and my b***h friend skribbel, and Youkai Aura. . . and and. . . Oh my god, this is so unexpected!
R4h4h4h4. Anyway. Whoo! L33+! :3
So, what's up and stuff my peoples? Nothing here, but mommy shot down my cell phone idea. DD: </3
The Twinkie will have to think of something, like going to the library on the weekends or something so that he might communicate still.
God, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm off to post elsewhere! I love you all! Joy, world peace and all that beauty pagent s**t.