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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/purrasha/Blue%20Velvet%20Cathouse/pirate-captain.jpg" align="right">Ahoy, mateys and fine conneisseurs of high-quality...shall we say, merchandise?
wink Welcome to the Blue Velvet Cathouse! I am Captain Lascivious of the SS Cosmic Pleasure. Here, we have the most...toothsome offerings for you, fresh from our latest sojourns. *turns to escort you inside, but then pauses when you pull on his sleeve* Where do we get our offerings, you ask? Well, we are space pirates and we have our sources. We have many trade routes that we explore to find the best of the best.