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Post: 7832701_1 created on Fri, 20 May 2005 04:52:21 +0000
Posted: Fri, 20 May 2005 04:52:21 +0000

I'M ON VACATION FOR ABOUT A WEEK.

SHOP IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

THANKS
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NEW CONTEST:

Keep bumping, you can say whatever you want. The first person on page 50 (and if it's me, I don't count, the next person wins) will get to choose any 4 boxes of condoms from my store!! To qualify, that post MUST contain an example of assonance (to make sure you read this). Look it up if you don't know what it is! An example is the name "Darden Pittard." If the first person besides me to post there doesn't include one, the first person to do it WILL be the winner. Alrighty, let's get bumpin'!!

PAST WINNERS:
Poor_huni of the PAGE 20 CONTEST (3 boxes) </center>
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1) welcome and navigate (j00 be here)
2) news and updates
3) RULES
4) ordering (MUST READ!)
5) THE GOODS
6) Specials (Sales, Offers, Discounts, and Freebies) & Mailing List User Image

7) Links & Affiliates (plus a code to link to me)
8 ) Customers
The rest are reserved, ja!!

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Post: 7832701_2 created on Fri, 20 May 2005 05:02:14 +0000
Posted: Fri, 20 May 2005 05:02:14 +0000

may 23rd 05: we be OPEN! come buy!
may 25th 05: gift service added
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may 31st 05: BUMP TO PAGE 20 contest concluded, BUMP TO PAGE 50 contest begun!

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Post: 7832701_3 created on Fri, 20 May 2005 05:03:56 +0000
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Post: 7832701_4 created on Fri, 20 May 2005 05:05:49 +0000
Posted: Fri, 20 May 2005 05:05:49 +0000

ATTENTION!

EDIT:

the form is NOT in the second to last post, it is in the post right here.

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Username:
Quantity of items ordering:
- hint: the color pink isn't available, so just pick some other color, erase its name, and type in "fuschia" if ya want -

#1 - Item Number: for example "A4" (f you are unsure just describe the item)
- Price:
- Notes:

# 2 - Item Number: for example "A4" (f you are unsure just describe the item)
- Price:
- Notes:

#3 - Item Number: for example "A4" (f you are unsure just describe the item)
- Price:
- Notes:

Total Amount Due:
- Tip (optional, but appreciated!):

Simply add more numbers in your post if you are ordering over three items at a time. Remember, simply post this into a reply! No PMs, please! Thanks all :3

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Post: 7832701_5 created on Fri, 20 May 2005 05:14:41 +0000
Posted: Fri, 20 May 2005 05:14:41 +0000

Look around my pretties, and post the form :3

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Items in row A are based on actual condom types from Trojan - America's Most Trusted Condom.
A1 - Shared Pleasure (WITH A WARMING SENSATION)
A2 - Twisted Pleasure
A3 - MINTY TINGLE!!
A4 - Regular
A5 - Ribbed for HER PLEASURE
A6 - Extra Strength
A7 - Ultra Thin for MAXIMUM SENSATION

B1 - Magnum (for big boys)
B2 - Magnum XL (for BIG boys)

B4 - Shox Condoms
B5 - BIG Condoms
B6 - Wub Makerz

Row C: Secks Brand Condoms (copyright ME!) available in 7 fruity flavors
C1 - Strawberry
C2 - Orange
C3 - Banana/Lemon
C4 - Lime
C5 - Blueberry
C6 - Grape
C7 - Cherry

Row D: M&M Condoms - Melt in your Mouth, not in your Hand

D6 and D7: DOMO CONDOMS! DOMO! DOMO!

NEW: CONDOM GIFT SERVICE!

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Paste this form into your regular order form. It doesn't count as a number, it will be seperate. Put the condom you are placing in the box in the REGULAR order form. Then, when you fill out this one, there will be a place to mention which condom is going in the box.

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My Condom Recipient:
The condom I'm buying that's going in the Box (one per Giftbox):

Box Color:
Box Tag:
Box Bubble:

My message to the Recipient:

Sign it as: (your name here, or YOUR LOVER, or something like that....)

Stay tuned for special editions, on the way to SafeSecks Condom Mart very soon indeed!! heart domokun

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Post: 7832701_6 created on Fri, 20 May 2005 05:20:43 +0000
Posted: Fri, 20 May 2005 05:20:43 +0000

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THE FIRST TEN PEOPLE TO MAKE A PURCHASE FROM MY SHOP OF OVER 250 GOLD WILL RECIEVE A FREE CUSTOM BOX OF CONDOMS, LIKE THIS:

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MORE INFORMATION IN THE "CUSTOMERS" SECTION.

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Post right here in this forum anything regarding joining the mailing list, and you're on it! You will recieve news and updates regarding the latest features, sales, and mailing-list-only specials. Very useful for those who tire of checking over a zillion billion shops!!

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Mailing List:
- Blushe
- Sandree
- Poor-huni
- Mezacis
- three_min_hero
- Ebony Moss

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Post: 7832701_7 created on Fri, 20 May 2005 05:28:21 +0000
Posted: Fri, 20 May 2005 05:28:21 +0000

Want me to put ya here?! Just gimme a PM!

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Please visit these hip and happenin' places! smile

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Let's swap links! Choose from the 3 above and give me a PM with your link. We will be AFFILIATES! Woohoo XD

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Post: 7832701_8 created on Fri, 20 May 2005 05:35:36 +0000
Posted: Fri, 20 May 2005 05:35:36 +0000

3nodding transaction complete
sweatdrop must pay
heart donated

ZAKAIR - Item A5 - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
BLUSHE - All of Rows A&C - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
Darek Khort - Items A1-4, B2, B5, and D6 - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
thehiddenshadow - Item B2 - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
Kilani - Items A5, D1, and C6 as a GIFT for Merili! 3nodding
Sundragyn - Items A4, A5, A6, and C6 - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
three_min_hero - Items C4, A5, and something. Crap, I forget! I'm sorry. But you got them.... hehe. And a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
Poor_huni - Used her contest credit for items A2, B4, and A6 as a GIFT for Sandree!
Taifuu - Items A2, B6, C6 - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
Lolo Marie - Item C6 as a GIFT for Miss Serenity! 3nodding
Ebony Moss - Items D6 and D7 - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
Dead-love-16 - Items A3, C1, C4, D3, and some other stuff... - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
nakono - Items B1, D6, and C7 - and a big donation! THANKS!! 3nodding heart
Teh Le Watermelon - Items C1, D6, and C7 - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart
ShadowCat2003 - Item A1 as a GIFT for Leo_Kmari - and a donation! Thanks! 3nodding heart

and as mentioned in my Specials post, guess what?

<center>THE FIRST TEN PEOPLE TO MAKE A PURCHASE FROM MY SHOP OF OVER 250 GOLD WILL RECIEVE A FREE CUSTOM BOX OF CONDOMS, LIKE THIS:

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THE CONDOMS BELOW ARE ONLY AVAILABLE TO THE DESIGNATED PEOPLES AND WILL NOT BE FOR SALE TO ANYONE ELSE, EV-VAR. INFORMATION REGARDING HOW TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR OWN BAWKS WILL BE SENT TO YOU VIA PM IF YOU QUALIFY.</center>

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2) Blushe - User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

3) Dead-love-16 - User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

4) nakono - User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

6/10 to go!!!

DO NOT STEAL THEIR BOXES, OR ASK FOR ME TO SELL THEM TO YOU! ANYONE ELSE SEEN WITH ONE OF THESE WILL BE PERSECUTED. AND TERMINATED. AND DESTROYED.

Also - Contest Winners:

Poor_huni won the BUMP TO PAGE 20 CONTEST.

Thanks everyone! smile