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I thought you should actually, y'know, SEE a Nieken somewhere on the page.
Unfinished whee </center>
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Seif: OMFG ISH 1337!
Cali:It's...so tacky O__O
Seif: *narrows eyes* Do you see...this lovely pink fuzz? The *reaches out to pull drawer knob* amazing quality of... O__O
Cali:...dude. The knob just fell off.
Seif: *blink* It's...ahh...IT WAS THE WIND! ;__; Y'see? *pulls off the rest of the knobs*
Cali:I hope you still have the receipt.
Cali:I thought I quite blatantly told you to return this...fuzzy pink hell. Seif. Seif?
Seif: Holdon, I'm in the bathroom o.o;; Besides, I don't think you can return things to the Black Market...
Cali:...*shudders at the thought of Seif in a bathroom* Dude, you didn't put the knobs back on. stare *picks one up* Black and white certainly doesn't match hot pink. *shakes head* Why, in my day, we made colors ma--Hey, um, Seif, your knob is like steami--
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*fog fills the room*</center>
Seif: *runs in* I know you didn't like the dresser...BUT YA DIDN'T HAVE TA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST IT YA KNOW. scream
Cali:WHAT? OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A VAST STORE OF WMDs. O__O HEH. HEHEH. *paranoid*
Seif: There's one right on your face! =O
Cali:Whaat? WHERE? ;__; *claws at face*
Seif: -.-;;
Cali:OMFG BOMB!
Seif: OMFG YOUR HEAD IS A SOFA CUSHION!
Cali:Nuh-uh. You sold the sofa to buy the hell-dresser.
Seif: Why you--
Fuzzy Blue Blob atop Cali's face: Meeru? o.O;;
Cali:Eee! HELL-BEAST!
*Cali's head promptly falls off*
Seif: NUUUU! DEAR LORD, WHY?!
Cali:That was like the blobbish-thing, buddy. Not my head. *cough*TARD*uncough*
Seif: Oh. Really? Darn.
*Cali's pants fall off*
Seif: OH DEAR LORD NO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! *runs away in blind screeching terror*
Cali:Dun worry, I'm wearing man-boxers 3nodding
Seif: ...o.O;;...Hey, so'm I! =D
*both watch the blue blob devour Cali's pants*
Seif: Dude, it's like eating your pants x3
Cali:Dude, that's like totally not funny. stare
Seif: Go pick it up then. Heheh. O__O;; *edges away*
Cali:...it might have mad cow disease. *hiss*
Seif:...You've got a point there. *picks it up*
Cali:Dude, you're hand's like totally in its mouth.
Seif: I like totally noticed that, dude. stare LET'S NAME IT CERO! =D *beam*
Cali:And we would name a blob...why?
Cero: ^__^
Seif: Awwwwwwwwww, look how kyuuuuuuuuute he is! Let's exploit 'im! :3
Cali:We shall!
Seif: Cali, Cero ate all of my sardines. ;__; And my hiking boots.
Cali:WHERE'D MY BOMBS GO?! O__O
Seif: WELL EFF YOU TOO NARRATOR-BUDDY! ;__;
Cali:Why didn't the other knobs hatch?
Seif: ...the knobs?
Cali:The knobs.
Seif: ...*grasps Cali's hand* Cali...knobs don't hatch. *sympathetic look, nods solemnly*
Cali:-.-;; The eggs.
Seif: Well, lemme give you Nieken 101...
Cali: Oh...kay...erm, how'd you know that?
Seif: I, uh, used a thermometer? o.O;; *waves one about*
The useful intro-part is to come x3
I thought you should actually, y'know, SEE a Nieken somewhere on the page.
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One day, after buying a dresser from a rather shady Home Furnishings store...
Seif: OMFG ISH 1337!
Cali:It's...so tacky O__O
Seif: *narrows eyes* Do you see...this lovely pink fuzz? The *reaches out to pull drawer knob* amazing quality of... O__O
Cali:...dude. The knob just fell off.
Seif: *blink* It's...ahh...IT WAS THE WIND! ;__; Y'see? *pulls off the rest of the knobs*
Cali:I hope you still have the receipt.
Three days later...
Cali:I thought I quite blatantly told you to return this...fuzzy pink hell. Seif. Seif?
Seif: Holdon, I'm in the bathroom o.o;; Besides, I don't think you can return things to the Black Market...
Cali:...*shudders at the thought of Seif in a bathroom* Dude, you didn't put the knobs back on. stare *picks one up* Black and white certainly doesn't match hot pink. *shakes head* Why, in my day, we made colors ma--Hey, um, Seif, your knob is like steami--
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*fog fills the room*</center>
The following convo takes place in a completely fog-opaque room. That is, [color=darkblue]Cali and Seif are totally blind.
Seif: *runs in* I know you didn't like the dresser...BUT YA DIDN'T HAVE TA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST IT YA KNOW. scream
Cali:WHAT? OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A VAST STORE OF WMDs. O__O HEH. HEHEH. *paranoid*
Seif: There's one right on your face! =O
Cali:Whaat? WHERE? ;__; *claws at face*
Seif: -.-;;
And the fog clears away to reveal...
Cali:OMFG BOMB!
Seif: OMFG YOUR HEAD IS A SOFA CUSHION!
Cali:Nuh-uh. You sold the sofa to buy the hell-dresser.
Seif: Why you--
Fuzzy Blue Blob atop Cali's face: Meeru? o.O;;
Cali:Eee! HELL-BEAST!
*Cali's head promptly falls off*
Seif: NUUUU! DEAR LORD, WHY?!
Cali:That was like the blobbish-thing, buddy. Not my head. *cough*TARD*uncough*
Seif: Oh. Really? Darn.
*Cali's pants fall off*
Seif: OH DEAR LORD NO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! *runs away in blind screeching terror*
Cali:Dun worry, I'm wearing man-boxers 3nodding
Seif: ...o.O;;...Hey, so'm I! =D
*both watch the blue blob devour Cali's pants*
Seif: Dude, it's like eating your pants x3
Cali:Dude, that's like totally not funny. stare
Seif: Go pick it up then. Heheh. O__O;; *edges away*
Cali:...it might have mad cow disease. *hiss*
Seif:...You've got a point there. *picks it up*
Cali:Dude, you're hand's like totally in its mouth.
Seif: I like totally noticed that, dude. stare LET'S NAME IT CERO! =D *beam*
Cali:And we would name a blob...why?
Cero: ^__^
Seif: Awwwwwwwwww, look how kyuuuuuuuuute he is! Let's exploit 'im! :3
Cali:We shall!
And so, young Cero grew...
Seif: Cali, Cero ate all of my sardines. ;__; And my hiking boots.
Cali:WHERE'D MY BOMBS GO?! O__O
...into a fine young...er...well...LOOK, A DISTRACTION! *points behind you and flees*
Seif: WELL EFF YOU TOO NARRATOR-BUDDY! ;__;
Cali:Why didn't the other knobs hatch?
Seif: ...the knobs?
Cali:The knobs.
Seif: ...*grasps Cali's hand* Cali...knobs don't hatch. *sympathetic look, nods solemnly*
Cali:-.-;; The eggs.
Seif: Well, lemme give you Nieken 101...
Nieken Eggs 101, aka Seif's big and unusual speech
Nieken eggs are very intriguing objects. The Nieken inside matures for a week or so, then sits dormant in the shell. Any human or Nieken touch at this point will superheat the egg fluid inside, summarily causing the egg to burst open and shatter. The egg liquid, although hot, then turns into a steam-like gas with fog-like properties. This gas easily renders a moderately sized area completely opaque, yet it disperses in a matter of minutes. The young Nieken is then revealed to be completely unharmed by this process, and dry as well. biggrin
Cali's reaction
Cali: Oh...kay...erm, how'd you know that?
Seif: I, uh, used a thermometer? o.O;; *waves one about*
The useful intro-part is to come x3
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Plus Nieken 101!@ xD
1. Host your own Nieken once it reaches its final stage. After that, I can't guarantee that it'll stay up.
2. Ehh...eh...that's it. o.O;;
1. When you purchase/receive an egg send payment if needed.
2. You will receive your certificate--keep it direct linked until it reaches its final form.
3. Once you see the egg cracking...GET YOUR BUTT OVER TO THE THREAD. Seif is quite frightened of explosions and such.
4. Once it's hatched, get its name over to Seif in some way.
5. When it reaches its final form, save to your own server.
How to read your cert!
CLICK HERE
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Plus Nieken 101!@ xD
Nieken Ownage Rules
1. Host your own Nieken once it reaches its final stage. After that, I can't guarantee that it'll stay up.
2. Ehh...eh...that's it. o.O;;
Procedure
1. When you purchase/receive an egg send payment if needed.
2. You will receive your certificate--keep it direct linked until it reaches its final form.
3. Once you see the egg cracking...GET YOUR BUTT OVER TO THE THREAD. Seif is quite frightened of explosions and such.
4. Once it's hatched, get its name over to Seif in some way.
5. When it reaches its final form, save to your own server.
How to read your cert!
CLICK HERE
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1. Obviously, no stealing/claiming you made 'em ><
2. Please try not to PM me. However, Seif is tolerant and will answer your question even though it is in BLARING RED CAPPED TEXT. *sigh*
3. Don't attempt to buy one if there isn't a flat sale/auction.
1. Abandon the Nieken project. If I do leave, don't expect to be refunded in any way. (Reason being that I probably won't have your money anymore xD)
2. Refuse service for any reason I see fit.
3. Cancel a sale or auction, won or not.
4. Temp. close the shop for a little respite. :3 In this event, all hatching/advancements/breedings would be put on hold.
5. Put hatchings/advancements on hold/be late sweatdrop
1. No fighting! At all! Otherwise, I'll have to slap you around with a trout. Seriously, no matter how idiotic they're being, KEEP EFFING CALM. *whew* And if they're saying how crappy my artwork is or some other such thing, merely ignore them.
I don't want any fighting in this thread. Don't fight for Nieken, don't argue over the art, nothing. *bites your head off*
2. Don't post a question if you haven't read the whole first page. The relevant parts, that is.
How long'll my eggy be...er...an eggy? sweatdrop
1-2 weeks per stage whee
Why don't you just wait 'till people ask questions? 'Cause you're really not all that great at this making up questions thing.
Good idea! *leaves*
General Rules
1. Obviously, no stealing/claiming you made 'em ><
2. Please try not to PM me. However, Seif is tolerant and will answer your question even though it is in BLARING RED CAPPED TEXT. *sigh*
3. Don't attempt to buy one if there isn't a flat sale/auction.
I reserve the right to...
1. Abandon the Nieken project. If I do leave, don't expect to be refunded in any way. (Reason being that I probably won't have your money anymore xD)
2. Refuse service for any reason I see fit.
3. Cancel a sale or auction, won or not.
4. Temp. close the shop for a little respite. :3 In this event, all hatching/advancements/breedings would be put on hold.
5. Put hatchings/advancements on hold/be late sweatdrop
Topic Rules
1. No fighting! At all! Otherwise, I'll have to slap you around with a trout. Seriously, no matter how idiotic they're being, KEEP EFFING CALM. *whew* And if they're saying how crappy my artwork is or some other such thing, merely ignore them.
I don't want any fighting in this thread. Don't fight for Nieken, don't argue over the art, nothing. *bites your head off*
2. Don't post a question if you haven't read the whole first page. The relevant parts, that is.
FAQs
How long'll my eggy be...er...an eggy? sweatdrop
1-2 weeks per stage whee
Why don't you just wait 'till people ask questions? 'Cause you're really not all that great at this making up questions thing.
Good idea! *leaves*
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Flat sales will take place in this thread. The first Nieken (that means the first batch. Nieken is plural of Nieken. Like chicken. x3) sale will be for 500g each, but after that, flat sale prices will be 2k and up.
First to post with whatever egg they want will get the egg.
Terms:
1. One Nieken per flat sale.
2. Buying for someone else is allowed.
3. No reservations.
4. No fighting. If someone else acts like an arse, do ignore them.
Auctions will be held in a new topic. There will be caps/autobuys for some. Other than that, it will run as a normal auction following the Nieken auction rules (below).
Terms:
1. No fighting WHATSOEVER. If someone acts like an arse, do ignore them.
2. To avoid sniping, the auction will not end promptly at the end time, but 10 minutes after the last bid made once the end time comes.
3. Good luck!
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Flat Sales
Flat sales will take place in this thread. The first Nieken (that means the first batch. Nieken is plural of Nieken. Like chicken. x3) sale will be for 500g each, but after that, flat sale prices will be 2k and up.
First to post with whatever egg they want will get the egg.
Terms:
1. One Nieken per flat sale.
2. Buying for someone else is allowed.
3. No reservations.
4. No fighting. If someone else acts like an arse, do ignore them.
Auctions
Auctions will be held in a new topic. There will be caps/autobuys for some. Other than that, it will run as a normal auction following the Nieken auction rules (below).
Terms:
1. No fighting WHATSOEVER. If someone acts like an arse, do ignore them.
2. To avoid sniping, the auction will not end promptly at the end time, but 10 minutes after the last bid made once the end time comes.
3. Good luck!
Auctions Being Held
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Cali's Pixelly Thingies o.O;;
Random things that I've made in my spare time.
Since I really don't have time for a mini-shop as well, just send the trade and save it off of here.
I'm just hoping I won't get any image thieves sweatdrop
Sony VAIO PCV-W10
Oh, teh style. heart Choice of DA or Gaia onscreen.
200g
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Samsung SyncMaster 763MB
Seif's monitor. Very sad. Very, very sad.
200g
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Bloodbag o.O;;
Personalize with a person's name (I bought _____'s blood!) for 100g.
25g
100g custom
Random things that I've made in my spare time.
Since I really don't have time for a mini-shop as well, just send the trade and save it off of here.
I'm just hoping I won't get any image thieves sweatdrop
Sony VAIO PCV-W10
Oh, teh style. heart Choice of DA or Gaia onscreen.
200g
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Samsung SyncMaster 763MB
Seif's monitor. Very sad. Very, very sad.
200g
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Bloodbag o.O;;
Personalize with a person's name (I bought _____'s blood!) for 100g.
25g
100g custom
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Breedables Psoot
Kitsune h00r ;;
Kitsune h00r ;;
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