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What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

You, bb ;D 0.39013452914798 39.0% [ 87 ]
Go and friggin' buy one, duh. =o= 0.12556053811659 12.6% [ 28 ]
Sacrifice myself to Kthulhu :D 0.094170403587444 9.4% [ 21 ]
Would an Irish Jig do the trick? ;DD 0.11659192825112 11.7% [ 26 ]
Click the Poll Whore Option >_> 0.27354260089686 27.4% [ 61 ]
Total Votes:[ 223 ]


Welcome one and all to
The Naughty Little Wenches Snuggle & Glomp Bar!



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Latest News:


WE ARE CLOSED. NO MORE HIRING. IT ISN'T ADVISED TO POST, BECAUSE WE ARE CLOSED. ITS BEEN A GREAT FEW YEARS EVERYONE BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.

WE ARE CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSED.



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We Welcome you:


Enjoy any or most pleasures, from hot drinks to cold drinks to cool your pants, whip cream all around from our hot bubbling hot tubs of whip cream, to kisses from the ladies or gentlemen of the house. What ever you wish to drink, just ask the wenches and they will serve. You may wear whatever you desire as long as you're not completely nude ..All races are accepted and wanted!!!

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The Bar:
As you walk in, there are leather and velvet couches, hot tubs in the back and around the corners, the main bar is toward the door, with sky high rafters above. We have a retractable stadium-style roof that, with permission, can be taken off, especially if it's in the summertime. Blankets, barstools and anything you desire will appear with a snap of your fingers. A dance floor is there to the right opposite the bar, with a DJ Booth and numerous surround sound speakers and woofer speakers surrounding it. All dancing is acceptable. Naughty outfits are acceptable and wished for, though we do not push it if you do not want to.

All races are accepted and welcomed. We do serve blood, and food as well!!!!

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THE MOST IMPORTANT RULES:
If you came for cybering or "naughty" stuff, you're in the wrong place...
THEN GO AWAY!
BUMP = INSTANT BAN. NO QUESTIONS
ADVERTISING = INSTANT BAN. NO QUESTIONS
NO DRAMA!!!!!

(THAT MEANS NO STUPID ARGUING AND BULLSHIT!!!)
LISTEN To Sage & EMPLOYEES Or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
CUT YOUR QUOTES OR WE WILL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU

(max is 6)
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RULE 1: If arguing cannot cease, and nobody is around to ban the person who is instigating the fight, simply ignore them! They'll eventually go away, honest!

RULE 2: NO BEGGING FOR ITEMS OR DONATIONS!! I'm dead serious! We may not look it, but we REALLY ARE as poor as you guys! We can't afford to give any gold to anybody 'cuz we're so damn poor!

RULE 3: NO ******** ADVERTISING!! We don't want to go to any of YOUR threads! We have our own here goddammit! ><; We also don't want to go to any contests or help you win in the avatar arena SO STOP IT!

~~More To Be Added Later~~
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BASICS
NO CYBERING!!!! NONE!
No nudity!!

(avi's are fine.. but no pics..or descriptions)
NO Stripping!!!
NO Godmoding!!!
NO "Leaving Home Plate" Unless the employees OK it
Keep it PG-13 Or you will have pain and suffering
Cussing is allowed Just not every other word you say.
RP Fighting is accepted.. But be careful about it. This isn't a dojo.. A little sparring now and then is okay but once it's over, the fight's OVER. No grudges..

**This is a public place where friends and family and complete strangers are welcome to. If you are rude, then go away. We don't want bad business in here. **

If you break any rules, we're liable to put you on the ban list and shoot you with a tranq gun in the a**, or any other mischevious punishments :3

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Employees

Owner
Sage Avonej - Owner/Head Bartendress/Official Employee Traumatizer heart

Bouncers

Major Ivan - Head Naughty Bouncer
Reo The Dragon Master - Naughty Bouncer
Maseren - Naughty Bouncer
Tenso-kun - Naughty Bouncer


Bartenders/Bartendresses

turma89 - Naughty Bartender
EternalDarkness3 - Naughty Bartendress/Official Naughty Lurker


Waitresses

Luckystar14 - Head Naughty Waitress/Angelic Enchantress
Mags- Naughty Barmaid



Demons/Demonesses


Myusha - Naughty Demonness
Wolf 13 - Naughty Demon
Sora~no~Yami - Naughty Demonness


Temptresses

Zaina Oceana - Head Naughty Temptress
xO Dunkel Engel Xo - Naughty Temptress/Official Goon of Miss Sage

Pimps/Pimptress

Elegant Assassin - Head Naughty Pimptress/Official b***h of the Bar
.TheCoStar. - Naughty Pimptress
Naughty Pimp - ~OPEN!~


Foxes

Tenso-kun - Naughty Bar Fox/ Sages Pet


Kitties

~cinna the poet~ - Head Naughty Kitty


Mistresses(other than Sage)
Aoi Memori - Naughty Snuggle Mistress


Random/Unique

Morticiaslove - Naughty Vixen Of The House
Miss Panda - Naughty School Girl
LaZy MoFo - Naughty Teddy Of Death:
ProphetKat - The Pudgy Cute Super Fantastic Pumpkin Kitty
Kat Albatou - Naughty Angel


Wenches

Asashina -Wicked Wench




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Banned/Blacklist: 900 and Counting. Beware bitches!!! >D

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WE ARE CLOSED.

As he walked into the bar, Stan smiled and said "Shina! I'm glad you relocated us!" he smiled and hugged her gently. Stepping back, Stan smiled and said "This place is great!"
Snuggle snuggle glomp glomp.. *uberglomps Stan* WOOT!!!!
Let's just hope this place doesn't turn out like the last one.. At least this time we'll be smart about it..
the bar started to fill with smoke making it pratically impossible for anyone to see thier own hands in front of their faces.
Then a small tornado burst through the doors, sucking the smoke out of the bar. The tornado ran along the ground inside the Bar, and dispersed as a smirking Klutzy jumped from inside of it and landed on the floor with both hands holding his deadly Senbon needles.

"Oro.....I'm back."
She walked in smiling, "Good job everyone!" and started to look around the new bar.

Stan smiles and glompsnuggles Sage "SAGE!!!!!!!!!! YOUR HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he says with a shout, pouncing on her.
*Lynx walked in quietly and smiled, memories flooding his head*
I AM SO BACK!!!!!! NOTHING CAN KEEP ME DOWN!!!!!!

Stan grins and says, yup.. and im happy!

((You can be my slave any day wink hehe))
SageAvonej
I AM SO BACK!!!!!! NOTHING CAN KEEP ME DOWN!!!!!!

<<I am the sexiest slave EVER!!! Look at my hot dress!!! XD>>

Oh so smecksy!
Stan, where do you get your random image generator?
Everyone!! LISTEN UP!!

We need to start PMing EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT WAS ONCE AT THE BAR!!!!!

If you need it, find me on MSN, YIM, or AIM and I'll give you the list!!

We need everyone's participation in this!! Let's go people!!! VAMOS!!!
Okay, I got your back.

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