Well... here's the shortened version. The whole thing is long and complicated, and would take up too much of your time.
Once upon a time, there was a Mage. He had a daughter, who loved to Bake. But she was lonely, and so... he took some of the food she had made, and set it on a window sill, and in the forest.
The food that had been left on a window sill attracted a seagull, which the Mage caught.
The food that was left in the forest attracted a sow, which the mage also caught.
He enchanted these creatures, and they took on aspects of the food they had eaten.
Five hundred years later, Nova came across his book of spells in her loft... and had an idea...
1. My word is law. Pure and simple.
2. No flaming, anyone reported flaming (and I will check all reports) will be immediatly placed on the grey list, and on a second offence, will be permanently banned from the thread, and if they own any Pizza?! they will be taken away without a refund.
3. You will respect all others in this thread
4. Please keep swearing to a minimum
5. Roleplaying is not required, but it is preferred