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Welcome to Apples & Skulls, the avatar art shop run by myself, Amsterdam. I'm stating these things clearly, because I know some of you get confused easily. You know who you are. And what you've been smoking.
Announcements:
SLOTS:
Shoulders Up B&W:
1. closed
2. closed
3. closed
Shoulders Up colour:
1. closed
2. closed
3. closed
Full body/misc:
1. gendou
2. closed
3. closed
Finished, waiting for trade:
binding_angel
Gothic Cow Angel
Now, some might say it's immoral to sell out your god given talents (or lack thereof) even for fake gold, but I firmly believe in imaginary money, and the gaining of it by any means neccessary. So here I am, and here you are; wanting to buy some fabulous (cough) artistic wonders with your impressively fake gold. At least you should be. If not, get out. Or just, you know, bump or something. Feh.
What was I meant to be saying... oh yeah, I'm the big bad artist here, so I'm not taking any crap from unsatisfied customers! WYSIWYG baby! If you don't know what that means then ask someone else, because I'm lazy!
...or not. Look, I'm perfectly happy to refund any money you pay for a picture, provided you have at least two other people who agree in writing that your commissioned image is not worth the fake money you paid for it. Oh, except for full body cg's, because those are a b***h to do. Honestly, you try it sometime. They take me weeks to do, and not just because I'm an official Procrastination Guild member. All other pictures shouldn't take me more than a day or two, because it's summer and there really isn't much else for me to occupy myself with. 'cept some old manga, and you have to have a really boring avatar for me to want to read that crap over drawing.
I'm babbling again, but that's hardly my fault. It's past my bedtime. It's probably past yours too, you naughty child. Naughty, naughty child. You better give me all your gold so I don't tell your parents. Yeah, that's right. I know where you live. And where your parents live. Same place, really...
I suppose you want some samples, eh? Impatient little bugger, aren't you? Ah well, to the next post we go. You know how to get there, you use the scrolly thing...
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Welcome to Apples & Skulls, the avatar art shop run by myself, Amsterdam. I'm stating these things clearly, because I know some of you get confused easily. You know who you are. And what you've been smoking.
Announcements:
Not kidding about the closing thing, on hiatus until further notice. Congrats to auction winner, I can't remember your name right now but rest assured, the art is getting done. slowly.
Apples & Skulls may not reopen for some time after the auction. It really is your last chance to get some ammy lovin.
I have closed all unfilled slots in preparation for a BIG SECRET ART AUCTION. Well, not that secret now. Anyway, if you missed out on slots and really wanted one, just post here to be put on an Auction Notification list. Yes, I really am whorish enough to send out reminders for all my auctions.
Skadi of the snow is now an official shop assistant. She'll answer your questions in my absence, and... do other stuff. She has all the authority of the pope, just not as many people who believe it. DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO HER. Seriously, she's a thievin' no good dirty robbererer.<--nu uuuhhh. *pouts*
SLOTS:
Shoulders Up B&W:
1. closed
2. closed
3. closed
Shoulders Up colour:
1. closed
2. closed
3. closed
Full body/misc:
1. gendou
2. closed
3. closed
Finished, waiting for trade:
binding_angel
Gothic Cow Angel
Now, some might say it's immoral to sell out your god given talents (or lack thereof) even for fake gold, but I firmly believe in imaginary money, and the gaining of it by any means neccessary. So here I am, and here you are; wanting to buy some fabulous (cough) artistic wonders with your impressively fake gold. At least you should be. If not, get out. Or just, you know, bump or something. Feh.
What was I meant to be saying... oh yeah, I'm the big bad artist here, so I'm not taking any crap from unsatisfied customers! WYSIWYG baby! If you don't know what that means then ask someone else, because I'm lazy!
...or not. Look, I'm perfectly happy to refund any money you pay for a picture, provided you have at least two other people who agree in writing that your commissioned image is not worth the fake money you paid for it. Oh, except for full body cg's, because those are a b***h to do. Honestly, you try it sometime. They take me weeks to do, and not just because I'm an official Procrastination Guild member. All other pictures shouldn't take me more than a day or two, because it's summer and there really isn't much else for me to occupy myself with. 'cept some old manga, and you have to have a really boring avatar for me to want to read that crap over drawing.
I'm babbling again, but that's hardly my fault. It's past my bedtime. It's probably past yours too, you naughty child. Naughty, naughty child. You better give me all your gold so I don't tell your parents. Yeah, that's right. I know where you live. And where your parents live. Same place, really...
I suppose you want some samples, eh? Impatient little bugger, aren't you? Ah well, to the next post we go. You know how to get there, you use the scrolly thing...
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