Xenthiarin
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- Posted: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 05:46:56 +0000
SPOILERS AHEAD!
I REPEAT...
SPOILERS AHEAD!See...Excel Saga is a touching anime/manga about a girl...(whos real name we will not release for confidential reasons for fear we would unleash an incompetence beyond what is already on the surface and deep beneath) two girls actually, Excel (codename) and Hyatt (codename) who are currently and most likely inevitably and eternally (through normal human standards) under the rule (by own free will) of the cultish leader of the Organization for the Promotion of the Institutionalization of the[Supreme Ideological]Ideal [On Earth]ACROSS
The Great Leader Il Palazzo
----------------------------------------(His secrets)------------------------------
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"Secrecy is the art of covertly hiding unbeknownst information from people" (...so he claims)
-Excel(codename)
---------------------The Seven Secrets of Excel-------------------
1.Her name is a mystery
2.Her age is a mystery
3.Her birthplace and where she grew up are mysteries
4.That strange outfit is certainly a mystery
5.Everything about her past and how she came to be is a mystery
6.Its also a mystery as to how someone as incompetent as her became the protagonist
7.How she climbs out of the secret trapdoor chute is a real mystery
8.Its completely mysterious as to how she came to belong to ACROSS
9.Crap! We got eight mysteries!
10. I wonder if they saw this coming?
Hyatt(codename)
-------------------------------(Her secrets)---------------------------
"My favorite colors would have to be red and black."
-She is apparently a good eye when it comes to targets, but her body is just not up to the throwing.
-She can run miles and miles with her legs...but the rest of her body would probably die on the way.
{okay yes...we know none of her secrets...she has nothing to hide! Or...she is just a master at hiding them behind her clueless angel disguise...we've our theories we're half true...or half wrong...and half unsure.}

Mince/Menchi
Mince, the beloved cat/dog mutant that captivated us through 26 forehead slapping episodes of Excel Saga.
----------Living creature+Hunger=Food(Excel's tricky algorhythems)--------
'How to cook dog...hmm...it seems there isn't a recipe for cooking canines, senior.'-Hyatt
Yes...as that quote implied a suggestive command...we must let it out.
Menchi is actually the emergency food supply of Excel and Hyatt, used ONLY when desperate and in a crisis and emergency.
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Warning:To prevent this thread from being vampirized by the awful SPAMMAGE that its been pretty much promoting lately, I must inform you [through ninjalicious means] that this thread is about the Excel Saga manga, not the anime...sure theres been tidbits about the anime here and there in here so don't whip out the back stabbery just yet...
1.YES, that is an anime pic of Mince/Menchi...but would you really delete something so adorable as that pic? No...
2.YES, I deleted those other anime pics of the characters and deleted the Nabeshin profile thinger majigger, because I don't want this thread deleted, and I'm sure that even the few people that come here enjoy coming here...somewhat I suppose...I hope sweatdrop
3.NO, you may not PM me for my email address assuming that I have the entire Excel Saga anime collection illegally downloaded onto my computer...
a.No...I don't care if you download stuff illegally or not, I was just stating it was illegal, who HASN'T done something illegal?
4.NO you may not PM me assuming I look up Excel Saga hentai and asking for links and url's to NOT-E Hyatt paraphinalia (sp? aww who cares)
5. HAIL IL PALAZOOOooooooOOOOoooo!!
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UPDATE:CAUTIONOUS WARNING!!
Due to current conversations, I've taken the liberty to post adult content. This act may in OH-so many ways offend people, and make my thread resemble a brothel for pornographic images.I SUGGEST YOU READ THIS AND ALL THE ABOVE! FOR FEAR THAT MY THREAD MAY BE CONSIDERED INNAPROPRIATE AFTER A CERTAIN SERIES OF IMAGES,WHICH WERE TOTALLY IN-CONTEXT OF THE SUBJECT AND THREAD, IF THERE ARE QUESTIONS OR IF YOU ARE A MODERATOR AND YOU HAVE FOUND MY THREAD OFFENSIVE, PLEASE PM ME AND I SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO UPHOLD AND FULFILL YOUR WISHES!
I REPEAT...
SPOILERS AHEAD!See...Excel Saga is a touching anime/manga about a girl...(whos real name we will not release for confidential reasons for fear we would unleash an incompetence beyond what is already on the surface and deep beneath) two girls actually, Excel (codename) and Hyatt (codename) who are currently and most likely inevitably and eternally (through normal human standards) under the rule (by own free will) of the cultish leader of the Organization for the Promotion of the Institutionalization of the[Supreme Ideological]Ideal [On Earth]ACROSS
The Great Leader Il Palazzo
----------------------------------------(His secrets)------------------------------
BLANK
"Secrecy is the art of covertly hiding unbeknownst information from people" (...so he claims)
-Excel(codename)
---------------------The Seven Secrets of Excel-------------------
1.Her name is a mystery
2.Her age is a mystery
3.Her birthplace and where she grew up are mysteries
4.That strange outfit is certainly a mystery
5.Everything about her past and how she came to be is a mystery
6.Its also a mystery as to how someone as incompetent as her became the protagonist
7.How she climbs out of the secret trapdoor chute is a real mystery
8.Its completely mysterious as to how she came to belong to ACROSS
9.Crap! We got eight mysteries!
10. I wonder if they saw this coming?
Hyatt(codename)
-------------------------------(Her secrets)---------------------------
"My favorite colors would have to be red and black."
-She is apparently a good eye when it comes to targets, but her body is just not up to the throwing.
-She can run miles and miles with her legs...but the rest of her body would probably die on the way.
{okay yes...we know none of her secrets...she has nothing to hide! Or...she is just a master at hiding them behind her clueless angel disguise...we've our theories we're half true...or half wrong...and half unsure.}

Mince/Menchi
Mince, the beloved cat/dog mutant that captivated us through 26 forehead slapping episodes of Excel Saga.
----------Living creature+Hunger=Food(Excel's tricky algorhythems)--------
'How to cook dog...hmm...it seems there isn't a recipe for cooking canines, senior.'-Hyatt
Yes...as that quote implied a suggestive command...we must let it out.
Menchi is actually the emergency food supply of Excel and Hyatt, used ONLY when desperate and in a crisis and emergency.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Warning:To prevent this thread from being vampirized by the awful SPAMMAGE that its been pretty much promoting lately, I must inform you [through ninjalicious means] that this thread is about the Excel Saga manga, not the anime...sure theres been tidbits about the anime here and there in here so don't whip out the back stabbery just yet...
1.YES, that is an anime pic of Mince/Menchi...but would you really delete something so adorable as that pic? No...
2.YES, I deleted those other anime pics of the characters and deleted the Nabeshin profile thinger majigger, because I don't want this thread deleted, and I'm sure that even the few people that come here enjoy coming here...somewhat I suppose...I hope sweatdrop
3.NO, you may not PM me for my email address assuming that I have the entire Excel Saga anime collection illegally downloaded onto my computer...
a.No...I don't care if you download stuff illegally or not, I was just stating it was illegal, who HASN'T done something illegal?
4.NO you may not PM me assuming I look up Excel Saga hentai and asking for links and url's to NOT-E Hyatt paraphinalia (sp? aww who cares)
5. HAIL IL PALAZOOOooooooOOOOoooo!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
UPDATE:CAUTIONOUS WARNING!!
Due to current conversations, I've taken the liberty to post adult content. This act may in OH-so many ways offend people, and make my thread resemble a brothel for pornographic images.I SUGGEST YOU READ THIS AND ALL THE ABOVE! FOR FEAR THAT MY THREAD MAY BE CONSIDERED INNAPROPRIATE AFTER A CERTAIN SERIES OF IMAGES,WHICH WERE TOTALLY IN-CONTEXT OF THE SUBJECT AND THREAD, IF THERE ARE QUESTIONS OR IF YOU ARE A MODERATOR AND YOU HAVE FOUND MY THREAD OFFENSIVE, PLEASE PM ME AND I SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO UPHOLD AND FULFILL YOUR WISHES!