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Déus are under-going a major renovation. Chai, in all her perfectionistic glory, would like to think that we are majorly under-staffed. She would like an experienced (breedables sub-forum experience) control-freak to update and keep everybody working and on time as well as a creative power to collaborate on art concepts and just over-all stuff.

Please apply in this thread, however you wish. There is no set application form you have to follow. We judge you on how well you present yourself, too, yanno. :O


Profits: AREN'T IMPORTANT. >:U

Side Note: Chai is also idly wondering if there are any good inkers out there who would be willing to work with her pencilling. No guarantee that anybody will be hired for this position is given.

Side Side Note: No guarantee that ANYBODY will be hired is given. xD;;
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First and foremost, I would like to apologize for any glitches in the coding. I am not very experienced in this field, but the inspiration for this type of presentation was too persistent for me to ignore, despite my knowledge (or lack thereof) of coding.


Concerning the AI

I apologize in advance for any offense the AI commits against you. I tried to make it as pleasant and endearing to every type of person as possible (though I did not do it very well, because it seems to suffer a sort of multiple-personality-disorder), so I hope you don't mind it too much. User Image



Critical Errors

Due to the fact that I am still working out the bugs in the deus system, you may encounter multiple critical errors. These are caused by the server's inability to access a specific file or database. I hope you ignore this as much as possible, I am working on it.


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Deus. The ultimate merging of nature and machine.

Through the use of highly advanced nanotechnology, the production of the perfect biological being has become possible. Absolute synthesization of the human body and emotions, unparalleled technology, and the now-extinct animal organism has created a nearly flawless being.

The Déus, as they have now come to be called, are expected to be humanity's salvation. There will be no more conflict in the world. The insatiable gluttony that has overtaken the human race shall be fulfilled through the introduction of this creation.

People shall no longer strive to sate their carnal desires, but will instead devote their time and energy towards raising their own Deus.

This is the dawn of a paradaisical era.
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Déus are created to sate humanity's lust and never-ending search for something greater. In every sense of the word, they are perfect.

Through their lifespans, Déus go through three major stages of growth.


Embryo


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Like the mammals out of which their bodies were crafted, Déus are delivered as embryos. Like humans, they develop in a womb, and so are inexperienced and fragile when they first encounter the world.

This is the most crucial stage of development for a Deus, seeing as it thrives off sunlight and heat and may die without it. In this state, the nanobots that work restlessly to form the body for the Deus are solar and heat-powered.

The Deus' personality is randomly selected and designed by its internal growth-monitoring computer. Sometimes, the Deus' character is affected by its environment, but there is no way to tell if this was the case. Usually, the parent has no control over what kind of personality their Deus will have. User Image





Awakened/Child Stage


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In this stage, the Deus has already taken on their own distinct look and physical appearance. It's personality has developed and it has become more independant.

There is now more room for communication between the parent and the Deus, so there is also more room for teaching and learning.

The Deus absorbs information abnormally fast in this stage of life. User Image



Matured/Adult Stage

No information has been documented as of yet.


Absolute Stage

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08.23.04 // Whoo, the flatsale Deus is finally done!

08.27.04 // I, New management took over a few days ago. ( I.E Maid in Korea ) Apologies the upgrades are taking so long to complete.

09.04.04 // Since MIK isn't bothering to update, I will. There are three new owners; Arach, EvilGummy and Bunny Faerii. Oh, and the auction is going on here.

09.06.04 // More new help! Kaekia has come onto the staff as a... creative brained person. Or something. o.o
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"Welcome to the system, Please input your command"

user@déus:~$ Post <LOTSOFUSELESSTEXTTHATWILLMOSTLIKELYMAKEPEOPLEANGRY>
VIOLATING COMMAND! Please refer to the Manual for available commands

user@déus:~$ Post HEY, U SUK, LET ME POST WTF I WANT N00BLAR
VIOLATING COMMAND! Please refer to the Manual for available commands OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

user@déus:~$ Show Help
Initiating Help file...

"Welcome, dear user, to the Déus database.."

"Abide by these regulations or die in horrible and very painful ways!"

"By using this service I agree with the rules stated within this agreement
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User Agreement


#GOLDEN RULE: No copyright infringing
#1 No spamming (This is taken as a very serious offense and will be dealt with harshly)
#2 No begging for a Deus
#3 No TyEpInG lIeK dIz OR LIKE THIS
#4 No Flaming/Harassing/Being a wiseass [ Emphasis on this one, It bugs me :B ]
#5 No, just because your being in a bad mood does NOT give you the right to flame others... User Image




"End of file"

user@déus:~$ Great, I get it. Now how the hell do i get one of these cuteys?
VIOLATING COMMAND! Hey, I thought you read the Rules... Perhaps you need another teaching? You should Read the FAQ.

user@déus:~$ Err, you're a pretty intelligent system ...
Yes, I know. Now do you want to see the FAQ or not?

user@déus:~$ Whatever.. Load that FAQ
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FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions



Are these pets RP heavy? - I duuuuuuuuunnnnnoooo~ : D

When will the next flatsale be? - You think we gonna tell you dat? : D

What's up with that last stage? - If you're exceptional, you get to see one more stage of your pet. The ultimate stage!

Why isn't this thread all like, pretty? - Oh, but it is!!

How many staff members are there? - Three. MIK, Chai, and Kae.

Why do we have to add teh_deus to our friendslist if we want to be mailed? - Because I'm lazy and don't want to send individual messages to every phr33k that barges in hurr demanding to be mailed with every flatsale, auction, and any other major event.

What's up with this AI.exe thing? - Chai thought it was cool. You got a problem wit' it? >:U

Why aren't there tons and tons of Déus going on sale? I can't get one! - 'Cause Chai doesn't spend all her time sketching/inking/coloring/tagging Déus.

This place is teh suck. - Oh, but it isn't!! : D
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user@déus:~$ Sweet, Now that I've learnt the ways of proper punctuation I shall proceed with spending ALL of my money on these lovely critters
Yeah, yeah... Just don't forget that you gotta have it before you spend it...

user@déus:~$ Excuse me.. what did you say?
Uhh.. who, me?

user@déus:~$ Yeah... you...
What'cha gonna do about it human..?

user@déus:~$ ...

user@déus:~$ Halt System

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Arach//Embryo//8.26.04//Journal

EvilGummy//Awakened/Child//8.29.04 (image currently unavailable) //Journal

BunnyFaerii//Embryo//9.02.04
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The Flatsale has ended.

Also the Auction has ended.

Keep an eye out for sale events.
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Roleplaying is expected and appreciated, but we will not force it upon you.

Journals


Once you obtain a Deus, I will start a journal thread for you. You will post here with updates on the growth of your pet.


Roleplay Threads


After we hold our first auction, a Déus Guild will be created. Various rp settings will be established for the Deus owners.




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Good god, this shop is hell to run.
And the rp, oh the rp! I don't even want to think about it. gonk



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This is currently the extent of our database.
If you have any ideas of improvement, please Private Message me on this account. All ideas will be considered. But don't take it to heart if it's not used. n_~


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