Iceketch
[INTERVIEW WITH THE VONPIRE]
-LITTLE FAQ-
Q)OMGNOES another comic? Why you keep doing those?
A) It's not a comic! It's a novel! And because I want to make a living from being a artist, so I need to train >:3
Q)Do you do commissions?
A) check my signature, I list there when I'm opened to orders and pm me >:3
Q)Which programs do you use?
A) Open Canvas&Painter&Photoshop with a Tablet >:3
Q)I don't see anything!/Everything is messed up!
A) Just hit F5 and refresh the page, and wait till the pics loads >:3
Q)Why VONPIRE? And not VAMPIRE!?
A) This is a name users came off with, it merges the word Vampire with Von Helson >:3
THERE ARE MANY TYPOS I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY ABOUT
I HAD TO RELEASE THIS ASAP SO I DIDN'T HAD THE TIME
FOR MAKE ALL THE CORRECTIONS
-WARNING-
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE "INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE" YOU MAY NOT GET THE JOKE IN THIS NOVEL
DON'T QUOTE THIS POST, OR MODERATORS AND GAIA HELPERS WILL KICK YOUR a**
-POINTS OF THE THREAD-
How the "NPC Ron Bruise" could be involved in the plot like his real life counterpart made the "Vampire Lestat"
How the "NPC Louie Von Helson" account will be raped with PMs from fans and fanarts.
Vampires/Vonpires, Werewolves, Goblins, Dramallamas, and other creatures that could be involved this year, HOW and WHY you see them coming.
RJU 2k7 set, will there be Jack Slips? O Jack Boxers?
Special Thanks to Wallie & Tyro
Occasions...
they don't come very often you know?
And working in the Durem Report Magazine
Office even less than that, and you have to
be very careful about yours, it could be a hit,
like it could be a shameful report no one
cares of, well, in my case it was weird....
Really weird.
That day everyone was staring at the huge
monitor in the office looking at Cindy Donovin,
usually when she comes on the screens
everyone expect bad news, so it was not that
much of a shock being aknoledged of rumors
about creepy creatures appearing somewhere
in Gaia.
It's somehow a routine, but they're rumors,
and rumors don't hurt anyone...unless someone
trows you at!
My boss started to come towards me,
with the looking of a crazy doctor ready to
"work" on his guina pig, and the, he told me:
"Hey Kid! Today is your lucky day!"
The popular actor Ron Bruise,
he contacted the Journal office and asked
for someone to come intervieweing him,
he told he would talk about the recent
matters regarding the apparitions of
the creepy creatures.
The Boss kick...*cough*....sended me there;
never seen something like that in my life,
couches allover the garden, and I bet
it was not a fashion or for comfort needs,
I've heard about that fetisicm from him but
I never thought it could be so deep.
"This must be a joke! Or a promotion
for his next crappy film! It must be!"
was what I thought at first, the mansion
was really like those cheap ones for low
budget horror movies, but still, Ron Bruise
is rich and he will never let something like
that happen, the theory of the movie started
to crumble down, as well as my bravery.
he contacted the Journal office and asked
for someone to come intervieweing him,
he told he would talk about the recent
matters regarding the apparitions of
the creepy creatures.
The Boss kick...*cough*....sended me there;
never seen something like that in my life,
couches allover the garden, and I bet
it was not a fashion or for comfort needs,
I've heard about that fetisicm from him but
I never thought it could be so deep.
"This must be a joke! Or a promotion
for his next crappy film! It must be!"
was what I thought at first, the mansion
was really like those cheap ones for low
budget horror movies, but still, Ron Bruise
is rich and he will never let something like
that happen, the theory of the movie started
to crumble down, as well as my bravery.
The door was open just like in the
"best" movies, I walked in and the allover
silence was murdered by every step I made
on the old wood floor, there was a very
sick smell too, could it probably be
Ron's afterashave?
My attention then got focused on the very
elegant objects adorning the main salon,
lots of silver handmade candle holders,
dishes, photoholders, all covered with many
layers of powder, no one was touching them
from years, sure thing.
Like in the exact moment I stepped in the
mansion I felt like something was really
wrong in that place, I felt someone's eyes on me,
I was surely not alone, and the fact that he was
moving without making any noise while my heart
was sounding like a power metal band.
That someone now was back to me, I could feel
his breathing noise slighly increasing, like it was just
a few centimeters from my ears, but, I will never
allow to be ambushed like that, and decided to turn
back and face him while he's still moving.
I made it and...
...I was finally facing the popular actor,
he greeted me with a short bow and then
introduced himself like Count Ron Bruise,
"Weird as usual" I thought since we're kinda
accustomed to his weird tastes in clothes
and stuff, but actually, his nose was more
scary than that creepy grin on his face.
He really looked way more possessed than
usual, and his eyes were really stalking,
running allover the surface of my chest and
pointing clearly at my neck first to go
back on browsing the rest...
I was already preparing for the worst,
but surprisingly, he turned leaving his back,
and telling me to follow him so that I will
hear the story he wanted to tell my journal.
he greeted me with a short bow and then
introduced himself like Count Ron Bruise,
"Weird as usual" I thought since we're kinda
accustomed to his weird tastes in clothes
and stuff, but actually, his nose was more
scary than that creepy grin on his face.
He really looked way more possessed than
usual, and his eyes were really stalking,
running allover the surface of my chest and
pointing clearly at my neck first to go
back on browsing the rest...
I was already preparing for the worst,
but surprisingly, he turned leaving his back,
and telling me to follow him so that I will
hear the story he wanted to tell my journal.
Ron brought me to the second floor,
He stopped in front of a door, and after signed
me to stay shut he opened it slowly, uncovering
the room of: LOUIE VON HELSON!
His popularity is based on the great photoshoots
of him roaming around lately, every girl (and some
guys too) have a poster of him.
He never released any interview, so everyone is
so curious about his tastes, his life, if he have
a lover, and the usual gossip crap.
But paying more attention to him, he didn't looked
cool and charming, he was just pale, fixed at the
monitor of his computer crying slowly.
Ron started to talk: "You see what happened
to him with his success? I bet you know about those voices
on the fact he died twice, right? Well the truth about one
of those deaths is that a truck of letters, gifts, tapes and stuff
from his fans accidentally dropped the goods on him.
That changed that guy a lot, sealing himself in the mansion
just receiving communications via emails. He started to
get online more and more, finding stuff about him from
the fans that made more naughy pics everyday;
that brought him to deep depression. Like you see now.
Even his spider Charlene can't do anything else then dry
his tears and clean his mascara.
We left the guy alone with his spider,
he was really helpless I thought, but the
worst still had to come...Ron kept walking
me around for the mansion telling
me about his future projects, but I didn't
paid attention cause something else caught it.
Two familiar voices came from the end of a
corridor but Ron wasn't in that direction,
suddendly then, I ran off away from him
towards the room. And I still regret that.
What I expected could be less than what I found,
The two VH sisters, they were missing for long
time till the tower incident, but now they were different.
Marie was totally bald! and the scars on her face
reached the top of her head in a open wide hole showing
..yuck...I can't even tell!
Anna Corinne instead was looking fine, but totally drunk!
She was drinking some weird super alcholic when I've
entered and she spilled it all on the table for the surprise.
At that moment Ron got back to me and forced me to
leave, we quickly slipped away that door, but what
I saw there couldn't go away that fast...
he was really helpless I thought, but the
worst still had to come...Ron kept walking
me around for the mansion telling
me about his future projects, but I didn't
paid attention cause something else caught it.
Two familiar voices came from the end of a
corridor but Ron wasn't in that direction,
suddendly then, I ran off away from him
towards the room. And I still regret that.
What I expected could be less than what I found,
The two VH sisters, they were missing for long
time till the tower incident, but now they were different.
Marie was totally bald! and the scars on her face
reached the top of her head in a open wide hole showing
..yuck...I can't even tell!
Anna Corinne instead was looking fine, but totally drunk!
She was drinking some weird super alcholic when I've
entered and she spilled it all on the table for the surprise.
At that moment Ron got back to me and forced me to
leave, we quickly slipped away that door, but what
I saw there couldn't go away that fast...
All the informations I got today were
totally useless, I mean no one would ever believe
my words. We had weird events happening
in Gaia trought all this time is true, but this is
reaching the madness level!
Ron looking at my face seemed worried,
but smiled like he only knows and brought me
to a dark room where there was no one else,
other than me and him.
then he said "Ok, I'm sorry to tell you this but
I have to admit that I've called your journal for
different businnes, I had not any informations about
the latest rumors on the creepy creatures..."
My hope in my occasion to come floated away
in that exact moment....
"But still, I have something that
every gaian will like to know! Something
Great! Amazing! Like me! Designed by me!
The JACKED UP SLIPS For this year HALLOWEEN!"
Said that Ron started to move randomly, with countless
pelvic trusts, waving his body like mad, I couldn't do anything
than run away! Run so that I will forget everything!
Like it was a nitemare! A Damn Joke!
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